Archive for September, 2010

Here are a few funny biker saying patches you can read through. If you would like to buy them as embroidered patches you can click on them and most of them are only 3 bucks and they all ship for free. Even if you only order 1. I have hundreds of these funny saying patches you can read through them all.

Speed will get me before cholesterol does when at times it may take a tankful of gas for me to start thinking straight after eating all those midnight bugs that taste great.

Might just take a little more love to share the saddle than to share the bed. When riding lead, please don’t spit. And incase you didn’t know they say 98% of Harley’s sold are still on the road.Only 2% of them actually made it home

Tailgaters if you can read this, you are within range. You know my bike is my psychiatrist. By the way how do you like my church clothes

You know if it has tits or wheels someday they are going to let you down. And Geico, I got another method for saving money on my insurance. Aren’t you sick and tired of all your brothers and sisters dying so we American’s can keep our right to drive like assholes?

Hit that throttle till you see God, than find your brakes fast. Incase you didn’t know 15 grand and 15 miles don’t make you a biker.And I bet you don’t know what Dilligaf means, and don’t ask me! Do I look like I give a fuck!

Bikers I got lots more embroidered patches you can iron on or sew on to your gear. Including large patches for the back of your vest.

Just visit the store at www.TheCheapPlace.com

I’ve been busy this week making over 40 new patches. I’ll be getting them in on Tuesday when you will be able to purchase them.

For now, feel free to browse the new patches all embroidered, I’ll be making available for purchase The first week of October. Some are pretty vulgar. Some are funny, and some are sad but true.

I do have a handful of very vulgar patches with the word fuck in it. Most people are afraid to sell them because they are too dirty but oh well fuck it, I got you guys covered if you don’t mind carrying a little slur on your clothes. What the fuck this is America right, supposed to be able to do whatever the fuck we want. So without further delay here are all my Fuck patches.

Fuck you Pay Me, Middle Finger with Fuck U or a shielded Dangerous Mother Fucker patch, click on them to buy

My favorite hide and go fuck yourself, or simon says go fuck yourself. And if you are from Texas, fuck the rest of them

I hate morning people, fuck them all. The economy fuck it. And fuck you because I have enough friends already.

Wanna practice safe sex? Go Fuck yourself. Or fuck for a beer. Or mildly screw the economy and ride.

What do you do when people call you a redneck. Nice days easily fucked up by an asshole. Oh Mr Right will fuck you for now

What comes after F? Is fucking your only exercise? Are you the Head Mother Fucker in Charge?

You love the fucking Army, don’t worry Army loves to fuck you too. You still sport fucking? Those paybacks are a motherfucker

Who the fuck said days of sport fucking were over? Or before you think I’m fucked up did you see my kids?

That’s it for now folks. Got an idea why not let me know. I’ll make something up for you if I think others will enjoy it. And don’t bother with racial requests, not  gonna happen.

I don’t take sides, cannot call myself a Republican or a Democrat. I would rather go with whoever is going to impose less government on the people. Congress is passing laws faster than they can read and comprehend them. Soon smoking will be illegal and who knows in ten years good luck if you can still buy red meat.

I do make a lot of patches, and at times I like to express my thoughts on what I think politically. Most people agree as I see a lot of people buying my patches. They are all embroidered, you can sew them or iron them on. Take a look at what I’ve got made so far. Surely more will come in time.

If you can’t feed them than don’t breed them, don’t expect your government to take care of your litter. Sick word and what a sick world it is. Best be a happy camper. And lastly I’m a little sick and tired of the government telling me how to live my life.

Someone should stand up and legalize freedom. Freedom don’t mean what it meant years ago. And it is not free. Used to be paid in blood shed, now they collect money for it. And the supposed big change from Obama. Hey are you listening. I’ll keep my freedom, you keep your change Obama.

Obama the One big ass mistake America made. It’s time redeem ourselves and kick this charming lier out of the office. Always wanted to leave a note to my forgetting government that people have died for freedom not for you to make them believe they are free while enslaving them to work to keep their homes. Because we all know what happens when you can’t pay your yearly property tax. I thought the whole idea of fighting for freedom came from the fact that we were being taxed to live on our land. No matter how hard they try to fool you, 2nd Amendment shall not be infringed. I’ll take a bullet for it if it’s necessary. There is only one reason to surrender your gun, that’s when you surrender your country to the enemy.

Remember you don’t choose your government, the corporations do it for you. You just get to pick out of two choices they present you. So Obama, go, get the hell out of the white house, we’ve had enough gutless fools running great America. And a final word to you all. When you vote conservative, you are voting to conserve things, and not change them liberally. I want the freedom we had in the 50s. The more you put liberals in power, the more they are going to take from you to change things. And not for the better. I say every man for himself and Fuck you uncle Sam (that one is coming soon, wait for it)

Customize your favorite shirt, jean or jacket with one of my snake patches. I’m attaching images of all different kinds of embroidered patches I have with snakes on them. Including the very popular Gadsden Flag Snake, a Red Cobra, snake crawling up a rebel flag and skulls. Prices start at $3.99 for the small ones. Most of them are large back patches to go on the back of your vest. All of the patches have die cut borders around the edges so you can sew them on easily.

Please remember to never iron on patches on to leather. You have to sew them on when you are trying to put them on a leather jacket or a vest. Why? It’s not that the patch won’t stick, but your leather will get damaged from the heat of the iron.

Looking to buy some tiger patches to customize a pair of jeans or a shirt? See below the few embroidered tiger patches I keep in stock. If you click over them you can see prices and size information.

I also do have a few Jaguars and a lion patch as well. All embroidered and all can be ironed or sewed on. I recommend you do not try to iron them on to leather fabrics as the heat from the iron will cause damage to your leather