Let These Boobies Protect Your Bike!
The legend of the guardian bell has been a biker myth for years. According to the myth, a lone biker was saved from being eaten by gremlins by summoning help with the small bells he was carrying. Several other nearby bikers heard the bells ringing and came to his aid, driving off the evil gremlins and saving the biker’s life. He gave his rescuers several bells in thanks, and they tied them to their bikes so they would ring and keep the gremlins away. There are a number of different guardian bells available, not the one that will certainly grab people’s attention is the Boobies Guardian Bell.
Yes, you read that right! This bell is made to resemble a woman’s chest. The bell has two arms that come around either side to hold her breasts up. Her two pierced nipples have hoops through them and definitely grab your attention. Will this bell keep gremlins away and help protect your bike from their evil, or will it grab other guy’s attention and make all the women around you gasp with disgust? Who knows, but it will certainly get some comments!
The bell itself really does ring, and it comes attached to a ring so you can easily attach it to your bike. You can also use it as a keychain if you’d like. The bell is somewhat small, measuring about one inch by one inch. It’s made out of pewter and comes in a protective pouch.