Shop Offensive Patches

If it has the word bad words in it or just looks offensive you'll find these patches here right under offensive embroidered patches. Some of these iron on patches are funny but are offensive as well. Remember we stock our offensive humor, vulgar, mean and naughty iron on patches, order today and we'll ship them to you today. Including Fuck You Patches.

Fuck Around Find Out Patch

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Fuck Your Feelings Patch

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Straight Outta Fucks To Give Patch

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I'm Loving It Patch

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Skeleton Fuck You Middle Finger Patch

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Ass Gas or Grass Nobody Rides Free Patch

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Zero Fucks Given Patch

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DILLIGAF Patch

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Genuine Asshole Made In USA Patch

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Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker Patch

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Tattoos Titties and Motorcycles Patch

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Fuck Off Naughty Iron on Patch

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More You Fuck Around More You Find Out Patch

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It's a Beard it's a Saddle Patch

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Ford Fuck Biker Naughty Iron on Patch

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Yes I Do Bite Patch

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FCK Cancer Pink Ribbon Patch

2.75x2 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Classy Bitch Patch

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Spank Me The Only Way I Learn Patch

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Dilligaf Patch

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My Other Toy Has Tits Patch

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420 Club Member Patch

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FCK Cancer White Ribbon Patch

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Dangerous Mother Fucker Patch

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I Love Boobies Patch

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Shocker Hand Sign Patch

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I Eat Milf and Cookies Patch

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No Hablo Fucktardo Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Official Asshole Patch

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Crazy Bitch Patch

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Suffering From CRS Can't Remember Shit Patch

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Puff Puff Pass Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck It Let's Ride Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Too Old For This Shit Patch

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That's Mr Asshole To You Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Free Mustache Rides Patch

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Lick Me Til I Scream Patch

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I'm Here To Fuck Shit Up Patch

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Will Fuck for Tacos Patch

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Biden The Quicker Fucker Upper Patch

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There is a Fuckery Afoot Iron on Patch

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I Eat Pussy and I Stutter Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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1 Percent Angel 99 Percent Bitch Patch

3.75x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Shit Creek Survivor Patch

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You Are Here Patch

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Abcdefucku Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Shit Smiley Face Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.50
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Dilligaf Patch

3.75x1.5 inch +1 size as low as $1.50
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Shit Happens Patch

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Dilligaf Skull and Cross Patch

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Smart Ass White Boy Funny Iron on Patch

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Vaginaterian Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck Off We Are Full Patch

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Orgasm Donor Patch

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Sleeps Well With Others Patch

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My Vet Makes Me Wet Patch

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If you're anything like me, there are times when you really wish you could say what you're thinking but you keep your mouth shut. Maybe your thoughts are inappropriate at the moment, or maybe you just don't quite know how to say it. But if you could, you'd be more than happy to tell everyone else what's on your mind.

If that's you, I have the perfect solution: funny patches. A small piece of embroidered fabric sewn to your hat or jacket that tells people what you really think without getting in their face. If you've ever wanted to help ugly people identify themselves, for example, you could get a patch that says, 'Nice Legs. Shame about the face'. How awesome would that be?

The thing about patches is that they're a lot like ventriloquist dummies. People watching a dummy disassociate it to some degree from the performer. That allows the performer to say some pretty crass things without his audience being personally offended. It's lame that people think that way, but they do.

With a patch, you can get away with a lot of the same stuff. Sew one on your baseball cap to tell the world what you think of President Obama. People will read it, and get the point, without the confrontation that could possibly ensue if you were voicing your Obama displeasure with a megaphone. Although that would be pretty cool, too.

And by the way, you don't have to be crass or rude if you don't want to. People of faith can use patches to let their voices be heard just as well as anyone else. Does John 3:16 mean anything to you?

Televised sports has made that the most well-recognized Bible reference in the world. Well, I saw a guy with the entire verse embroidered on a patch sewn to the right breast of his jacket. People hate to talk about religion, but I guarantee you they read his patch.

Bikers and vets have been using these things for decades. They get their message out without costing a lot of money. Most of the time you can get a saying patch for three or four bucks. What the heck; for the same amount of money it would cost for the average tattoo, you could buy  dozens of patches. And a patch doesn't get covered up when you put your jacket on - because it's on the jacket!

If more people used saying patches instead of freely running off at the mouth all the time the world would be a nicer place. We don't have the freedom to stop someone else from talking with the creative use of duct tape, but we do have the freedom to ignore a patch we don't care to read.

So I say, use saying patches for civility.

Hey, that would make a great slogan for a patch, now wouldn't it? It's too bad I don't have an embroidery machine and a couple hundred blank patches.