Shop Funny Patches

Shop all of our funny biker patches with hilarious pictures and sayings. Show off your personality, and spread the laughter with our funny patches for clothes, hats, backpacks and more. Our funny iron on patches can be added onto any fabric except for leather or nylon. Patches can be sewn onto these fabrics instead. Check out our subcategories of funny patches such as funny military patches, funny ladies patches, sarcastic sayings and more.

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Bad Decisions Make Good Stories Patch

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Thick Thighs Save Lives Patch

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Damn I Got Old Quick Patch

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Suck It Up Butter Cup Patch

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But Did you Die Funny Iron on Patch

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Ringmaster of the Shitshow Patch

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420 Club Member Patch

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You Can't Fix Stupid Patch

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I Love Boobies Patch

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Fuck Your Feelings Patch

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Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

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I'm Loving It Patch

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Classy Bitch Patch

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I'm Your Huckleberry Patch

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Just The Tip Bullet Patch

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Straight Outta Fucks To Give Patch

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Ass Gas or Grass Nobody Rides Free Patch

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Spank Me The Only Way I Learn Patch

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Spoiled Patch

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These Are My Church Clothes Patch

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It Is What It Is Patch

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Genuine Asshole Made In USA Patch

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Sugar Skull Patch

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More You Fuck Around More You Find Out Patch

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Rave Skeletons Dancing Patch

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Shocker Hand Sign Patch

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Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker Patch

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My Other Toy Has Tits Patch

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Some Need Therapy I Have My Motorcycle Patch

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Shot Smiley Funny Iron on Patch

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Smiley Face Funny Iron on Patch

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Yes I Do Bite Patch

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Don't Fear Dying, Fear Not Living Patch

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Dunkin Deeznuts Funny Iron on Patch

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Chubby Tattooed Bearded Awesome Patch

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Lets Go Brandon Patch

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I Eat Milf and Cookies Patch

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High Maintenance Patch

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Crazy Bitch Patch

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Suffering From CRS Can't Remember Shit Patch

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Vaginaterian Patch

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Puff Puff Pass Funny Iron on Patch

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Life's Good Iron on Morale Patch

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High Society Funny Iron on Patch

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About Our Funny Biker Patches

Have you ever read the funny patches on someone's jacket and burst out laughing? There are a lot of different funny motorcycle patches out there that you could add to your jacket to amuse and entertain your fellow bikers. The ones you choose will depend on your sense of humor and what fits with the other patches on your jacket, of course, but we have so many to choose from that you're sure to find a few that fit.

We love the personality and humor that these patches bring. They are perfect for all clothes including jackets, hats, jeans and even backpacks, and are the best funny motorcycle vest patches around. You can even buy wholesale funny patches.

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Funny Patches FAQs

What types of funny patches are there?

Many funny patches feature embroidered words and phrases on them. While they're not the most eye-catching patches around, if people take the time to read them, they will be very amused.  Covering your entire jacket or vest in biker patches that feature only white embroidered words on black backgrounds will certainly create an interesting look.  In fact, it's almost as interesting as using brightly colored patches.

There are funny patches for clothes that span the spectrum of 'funny'. If you love puns, you'll find a few patches that make little plays on words. Then there are some that make ironic statements that are funny once you think about them for a minute. There are others that are flat-out jokes and a few that make fun of situations or people. They're all funny in some ways, but obviously, some will appeal to you more than others.

Funny image patches also exist. Like the sayings patches, some of them are fairly G-rated, and some are definitely adult-themed. It all depends on what kind of image you want to project and if you don't mind making some people angry.

How often do you update your collection with new funny patches?

Our selection of funny iron on patches is unmatched and consistently updated to stay current. We are always adding new funny biker patches to our inventory, so be sure to check back every now and then to see what’s new.

How many funny motorcycle patches should you put on your jacket or vest? 

That all depends on you. Some people cover their entire jacket in funny iron on patches, but that can be a little overwhelming, especially if someone wants to read all of them.  On the other hand, it does give you a chance to include all of your favorite jokes and phrases. These patches are a good way of getting your personality out there.

Some people love being the joker of the group. If you like making people laugh, you should add some funny biker patches to your motorcycle jacket or vest. These patches contain all sorts of jokes and funny sayings. Some of them may be a little on the offensive side, but that's what some people find hilarious. Others are more family-friendly jokes, but they're still pretty funny. You're sure to get attention with these types of patches on your jacket.