Funny Military Saying Patches

Some of the Funniest Military Sayings as iron on embroidered patches. If you've served in the US Military you'll enjoy looking through these funny military saying patches. RIDE SAFE and thank you for your service. You can find more Military style patches at our main Military Patches category.

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Valley Of The Shadow Of Death Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.50
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SNAFU Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Fubar Patch

3.5x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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My Vet Makes Me Wet Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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BOHICA Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Damn I Got Old Quick Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Old Coots On Scoots Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Infidel Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Boocoo Dinky Dau Patch

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Don't Let The Gray Hair Fool You Patch for Vets

3x3 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Terrorist Hunting Permit Funny Military Morale Patch

3.75x3 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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Medicated It's For Your Safety Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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FUBAR Patch Patch

3.5x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Merica Fuck Yeah Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Terrorist Hunting Permit White Patch

3.75x3 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot WTF Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Get Some Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Just The Tip Bullet Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Keep Calm and Return Fire Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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FIDO Fuck it drive on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Gulf Foxtrot Yankee Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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There are no Atheists in Foxholes Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Peace Was Never an Option Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Smile Tomorrow will be Worse Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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You Never go Full Retard Patch

4x2.5 inch as low as $3
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