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Humor Patches

Our funny patches section is getting huge. You can filter funny patches with other patch categories like biker patches to narrow down your selection, but some patches are just funny and not anything else. This gives very little exposure to some patches that are buried under thousands of other funny patches. Here is the 300 or so patches that get little exposure. We need to break them down into their own little sub categories. Nothing worse than a popular patch getting buried under hundreds of not so popular patches.

I Smell Hippies Patch

I Smell Hippies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Doing Nothing is Hard, You never know when you're done Patch

Doing Nothing is Hard, You never know when you're done Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sometimes When I close My Eyes I can't See Patch

Sometimes When I close My Eyes I can't See Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Satisfaction Guaranteed Patch

Satisfaction Guaranteed Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If I throw a Stick will you go away Patch

If I throw a Stick will you go away Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Please Don't Interrupt Me While I'm Ignoring you Patch

Please Don't Interrupt Me While I'm Ignoring you Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fragile Handle with Care Patch

Fragile Handle with Care Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Cringe Patch

Cringe Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Nosey Little Fucker Aren't You Patch

Nosey Little Fucker Aren't You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Nipples Make Me Smile Patch

Nipples Make Me Smile Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Up and Dressed What More Do you Want Patch

Up and Dressed What More Do you Want Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Never Take Advice From Me You'll End Up Drunk Patch

Never Take Advice From Me You'll End Up Drunk Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I would Explain It to You But I'm all out of Puppets And Crayons Patch

I would Explain It to You But I'm all out of Puppets And Crayons Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I am an Acquired Taste If You don't Like Me You Should Acquire Some Taste Patch

I am an Acquired Taste If You don't Like Me You Should Acquire Some Taste Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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In Marriage you have two Choices Be Right or Be Happy Patch

In Marriage you have two Choices Be Right or Be Happy Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
It's Okay if You Disagree with Me I can't Force You to Be Right Patch

It's Okay if You Disagree with Me I can't Force You to Be Right Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I always Carry a Little Crazy With Me You Never Know When It's Going to Come in Handy Patch

I always Carry a Little Crazy With Me You Never Know When It's Going to Come in Handy Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Body By Beer Patch

Body By Beer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Don't Scare me I Poop Easily Patch

Don't Scare me I Poop Easily Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Inhale the Good Shit Exhale The Bullshit Patch

Inhale the Good Shit Exhale The Bullshit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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The Only Running I do is Running Out of Money Patch

The Only Running I do is Running Out of Money Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Dunkin Deeznuts Patch

Dunkin Deeznuts Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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God is Great Beer is Good People Are Crazy Patch

God is Great Beer is Good People Are Crazy Funny Iron on Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound Patch

Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Blame it on the Whiskey Patch

Blame it on the Whiskey Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I wish more of My Handcuff Stories involved Sex and Not Cops Patch

I wish more of My Handcuff Stories involved Sex and Not Cops Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I have the Right to Remain Silent But I lack the ability Patch

I have the Right to Remain Silent But I lack the ability Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Suffering from CRS Can't Remember Shit Red Patch

Suffering from CRS Can't Remember Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Things Just Got Weird Patch

Things Just Got Weird Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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None of My Personalities Like You Patch

None of My Personalities Like You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Slightly Used But Still in Excellent Condition Patch

Slightly Used But Still in Excellent Condition Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Backup Plan is My Original Plan but With a Lot More Alcohol Patch

My Backup Plan is My Original Plan but With a Lot More Alcohol Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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A Cousin a Day keeps the Boredom Away Patch

A Cousin a Day keeps the Boredom Away Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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A Friend with Weed is a Friend indeed Patch

A Friend with Weed is a Friend indeed Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Envy People Who Have Never Met You Patch

I Envy People Who Have Never Met You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Deplorable Trumpster Patch

Deplorable Trumpster Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Proud Deplorable American Patch

Proud Deplorable American Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Boobies Rule Patch

Boobies Rule Funny Iron on Patch

4x2.4 inch as low as $2.50
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Beer Beer Beer Patch

Beer Beer Beer Funny Iron on Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.50
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Therapy Has Taught Me That It's All Your Fault Patch

Therapy Has Taught Me That It's All Your Fault Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I May Be Old But At Least I Got To See All The Cool Bands Patch

I May Be Old But At Least I Got To See All The Cool Bands Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Smile If You're Horny Patch

Smile If You're Horny Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Whoever Said Less Is More Clearly Wasn't A Whiskey Drinker Patch

Whoever Said Less Is More Clearly Wasn't A Whiskey Drinker Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Make Beer Disappear Patch

I Make Beer Disappear Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Yelling I'm Italian Patch

I'm Not Yelling I'm Italian Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Saying It Was Aliens But It Was Patch

I'm Not Saying It Was Aliens But It Was Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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In Dog Beers I've Only Had 1 Funny Patch

In Dog Beers I've Only Had 1 Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Area 51 Tour Guide Patch Alien Head

Area 51 Tour Guide Funny Iron on Patch Alien Head

3x3 inch as low as $2
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I'm Going To Hell On A Full Scholarship Patch

I'm Going To Hell On A Full Scholarship Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Keep Rolling Your Eyes Maybe You'll Find A Brain Back There Patch

Keep Rolling Your Eyes Maybe You'll Find A Brain Back There Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Alone Time Is Sometimes For Your Safety Patch

My Alone Time Is Sometimes For Your Safety Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Sorry For Calling You Stupid I Thought You Already Knew Patch

I'm Sorry For Calling You Stupid I Thought You Already Knew Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Allergic To Stupidity I Break Out In Sarcasm Patch

I'm Allergic To Stupidity I Break Out In Sarcasm Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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A Good Place To Put Your Opinions Is Up Your Ass Patch

A Good Place To Put Your Opinions Is Up Your Ass Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised Patch

In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Live Laugh Love And If That Doesn't Work Load Aim And Fire Patch

Live Laugh Love and If That Doesn't Work Load Aim and Fire Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional Grandma Patch

I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional Grandma Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
This Is What An Awesome Grandma Looks Like

This Is What An Awesome Grandma Looks Like Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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This Is What An Awesome Grandpa Looks Like Patch

This Is What An Awesome Grandpa Looks Like Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional GrandPa Patch

I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional GrandPa Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Easier To Beg For Forgiveness Than To Ask For Permission Patch

Easier To Beg For Forgiveness Than To Ask For Permission Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If I Had Known I Would Live This Long I Would've Taken Better Care Of My Body Patch

If I Had Known I Would Live This Long I Would've Taken Better Care Of My Body Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Justice My Ass I Want Revenge Patch

Justice My Ass I Want Revenge Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Can Feel Myself Getting Dumber Just By Listening To You Patch

I Can Feel Myself Getting Dumber Just By Listening To You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Are You Talking To Me Or My Tits Patch | Embroidered Patches

Are You Talking To Me or My Tits Iron on Patch for Ladies

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
There Is Absolutely No Excuse For What I'm About To Do Patch | Embroidered Patches

There Is Absolutely No Excuse For What I'm About To Do Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult Patch | Embroidered Patches

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Party Is Not Over Till You Smile For The Mugshot Patch | Embroidered Patches

Party Is Not Over Till You Smile For The Mugshot Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not A Nerd I'm Just Smarter Than You Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not A Nerd I'm Just Smarter Than You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If You Obey All The Rules You'll Miss All The Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Obey All The Rules You'll Miss All The Fun Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Property Of An Awesome Wife Patch | Embroidered Patches

Property Of An Awesome Wife Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Do Not Interrupt Me When I Am Talking To Myself Patch | Embroidered Patches

Do Not Interrupt Me When I Am Talking To Myself Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Don't Have An Anger Problem You Have A Pissing Me Off Problem Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Have An Anger Problem You Have A Pissing Me Off Problem Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Sometimes I Wrestle With My Inner Demons Other Times We Just Hug And Eat CheeseCake Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sometimes I Wrestle With My Inner Demons Other Times We Just Hug and Eat Cheesecake Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Sorry I Don't Speak Whinese Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Sorry I Don't Speak Whinese Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Don't Forget To Pull My Hair And Smack My Ass Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Forget To Pull My Hair and Smack My Ass Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Fat I'm Just So Sexy It Overflows Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Fat I'm Just So Sexy It Overflows Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
My Favorite Kind Of Beer Is Another One Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Favorite Kind Of Beer Is Another One Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Think My Problem Is That I Have Really Fantastic Bad Ideas Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Think My Problem Is That I Have Really Fantastic Bad Ideas Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning I Don't Give A Rats Ass Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning I Don't Give A Rats Ass Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
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