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Humor Patches

Our funny patches section is getting huge. You can filter funny patches with other patch categories like biker patches to narrow down your selection, but some patches are just funny and not anything else. This gives very little exposure to some patches that are buried under thousands of other funny patches. Here is the 300 or so patches that get little exposure. We need to break them down into their own little sub categories. Nothing worse than a popular patch getting buried under hundreds of not so popular patches.

My Backup Plan is My Original Plan but With a Lot More Alcohol Patch

My Backup Plan is My Original Plan but With a Lot More Alcohol Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional GrandPa Patch

I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional GrandPa Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Can Feel Myself Getting Dumber Just By Listening To You Patch

I Can Feel Myself Getting Dumber Just By Listening To You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Make Shit Happen Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Make Shit Happen Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If You Obey All The Rules You'll Miss All The Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Obey All The Rules You'll Miss All The Fun Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Redneck And Damn Proud Of It! Patch | Embroidered Patches

Redneck and Damn Proud Of It! Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Can't Start Drinking All Day If You Don't Start In The Morning Patch | Embroidered Patches

Can't Start Drinking All Day If You Don't Start In The Morning Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Never Make The Same Mistake Twice I Make It Five Or Six Times Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Never Make The Same Mistake Twice I Make It Five or Six Times Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Take Life With A Grain Of Salt Slice Of Lemon And Shot Of Tequila Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Take Life With A Grain Of Salt Slice Of Lemon and Shot Of Tequila Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Not Sure If I Need Sex Sleep Or To Punch Someone In The Face Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Sure If I Need Sex Sleep or To Punch Someone In The Face Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Don't Have An Anger Problem You Have A Pissing Me Off Problem Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Have An Anger Problem You Have A Pissing Me Off Problem Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Think My Problem Is That I Have Really Fantastic Bad Ideas Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Think My Problem Is That I Have Really Fantastic Bad Ideas Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
There Is Absolutely No Excuse For What I'm About To Do Patch | Embroidered Patches

There Is Absolutely No Excuse For What I'm About To Do Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Beer Beer Beer Patch

Beer Beer Beer Funny Iron on Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.50
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Don't Bro Me If You Don't Know Me Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Bro Me If You Don't Know Me Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Caution Does Not Play Well With Others Patch | Embroidered Patches

Caution Does Not Play Well With Others Funny Iron on Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Never Take Advice From Me You'll End Up Drunk Patch

Never Take Advice From Me You'll End Up Drunk Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Come To The Dark Side Have Milk And Cookies Patch | Embroidered Patches

Come To The Dark Side We Have Milk and Cookies Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Relationship Advice Patch

Relationship Advice Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Made Some Mistakes I Wish I Could Do Again Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Made Some Mistakes I Wish I Could Do Again Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Does This Rag Smell Like Chloroform To You Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Does This Rag Smell Like Chloroform To You Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Welcome To The Dark Side We Lied About The Cookies Patch | Embroidered Patches

Welcome To The Dark Side We Lied About The Cookies Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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You're Never Too Old To Learn Something Stupid Patch | Embroidered Patches

You're Never Too Old To Learn Something Stupid Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Keep Rolling Your Eyes Maybe You'll Find A Brain Back There Patch

Keep Rolling Your Eyes Maybe You'll Find A Brain Back There Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional Grandma Patch

I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional Grandma Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
God is Great Beer is Good People Are Crazy Patch

God is Great Beer is Good People Are Crazy Funny Iron on Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Going To Hell On A Full Scholarship Patch

I'm Going To Hell On A Full Scholarship Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Area 51 Tour Guide Patch Alien Head

Area 51 Tour Guide Funny Iron on Patch Alien Head

3x3 inch as low as $2
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Nipples Make Me Smile Patch

Nipples Make Me Smile Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Saying It Was Aliens But It Was Patch

I'm Not Saying It Was Aliens But It Was Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If I throw a Stick will you go away Patch

If I throw a Stick will you go away Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Smile If You're Horny Patch

Smile If You're Horny Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Proud Deplorable American Patch

Proud Deplorable American Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Envy People Who Have Never Met You Patch

I Envy People Who Have Never Met You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Slightly Used But Still in Excellent Condition Patch

Slightly Used But Still in Excellent Condition Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
None of My Personalities Like You Patch

None of My Personalities Like You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Warning I Have Issues Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning I Have Issues Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Things Just Got Weird Patch

Things Just Got Weird Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I have the Right to Remain Silent But I lack the ability Patch

I have the Right to Remain Silent But I lack the ability Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Blame it on the Whiskey Patch

Blame it on the Whiskey Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I wish more of My Handcuff Stories involved Sex and Not Cops Patch

I wish more of My Handcuff Stories involved Sex and Not Cops Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Don't Scare me I Poop Easily Patch

Don't Scare me I Poop Easily Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I would Explain It to You But I'm all out of Puppets And Crayons Patch

I would Explain It to You But I'm all out of Puppets And Crayons Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Nosey Little Fucker Aren't You Patch

Nosey Little Fucker Aren't You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Please Don't Interrupt Me While I'm Ignoring you Patch

Please Don't Interrupt Me While I'm Ignoring you Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Therapy Has Taught Me That It's All Your Fault Patch

Therapy Has Taught Me That It's All Your Fault Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I am an Acquired Taste If You don't Like Me You Should Acquire Some Taste Patch

I am an Acquired Taste If You don't Like Me You Should Acquire Some Taste Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised Patch

In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Boobies Make Me Smile Patch | Embroidered Patches

Boobies Make Me Smile Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Welcome To The ShitShow Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Welcome To The ShitShow Fun Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult Patch | Embroidered Patches

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Sorry For Calling You Stupid I Thought You Already Knew Patch

I'm Sorry For Calling You Stupid I Thought You Already Knew Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I May Look Calm But I Killed You Three Times Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I May Look Calm But In My Head I Already Killed You Three Times Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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The Voices In My Head May Not Be Real Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

The Voices In My Head May Not Be Real Fun Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Of Course I Talk To Myself I Need Expert Advice Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Of Course I Talk To Myself I Need Expert Advice Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Dog Is Cooler Than Most People Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Dog Is Cooler Than Most People Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Medicated For Your Protection Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Medicated For Your Protection Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fragile Handle with Care Patch

Fragile Handle with Care Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Perfect Just The Way I Am Patch

I'm Perfect Just The Way I Am Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Smell Hippies Patch

I Smell Hippies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Beer Is Food Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Beer Is Food Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Got This Patch For My Wife Awesome Trade | Embroidered Patches

I Got This Patch For My Wife Was an Awesome Trade Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Hate Being Bipolar Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Hate Being Bipolar But It's Awesome Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Love Zombies Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love Zombies Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Not Insulting You I'm Describing You Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Insulting You I'm Describing You Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Life's A Bitch Then You Marry One Patch

Life's A Bitch Then You Marry One Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Used To Have Super Powers But My Therapist Took Them Away Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Used To Have Super Powers But My Therapist Took Them Away Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Don't Need A Reason To Do Stupid Things Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Need A Reason To Do Stupid Things I Need a Place Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Running Out Of Beer Patch | Embroidered Patches

The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Running Out Of Beer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Duct Tape Doesn't Fix Stupidity It Muffles The Sound Fun Patch

Duct Tape Doesn't Fix Stupidity It Muffles The Sound Fun Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Don't Bother Me I'm Living Happily Ever After Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Bother Me I'm Living Happily Ever After Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Also Available In Sober Patch

Also Available In Sober Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Smells Like Bovine Feces To Me FUN Patch

Smells Like Bovine Feces To Me Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Not An Accurate Representation Of White People Patch | Embroidered Patches

Not An Accurate Representation Of White People Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Sorry I Don't Speak Whinese Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Sorry I Don't Speak Whinese Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Sometimes I Wrestle With My Inner Demons Other Times We Just Hug And Eat CheeseCake Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sometimes I Wrestle With My Inner Demons Other Times We Just Hug and Eat Cheesecake Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Do Not Interrupt Me When I Am Talking To Myself Patch | Embroidered Patches

Do Not Interrupt Me When I Am Talking To Myself Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Not A Nerd I'm Just Smarter Than You Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not A Nerd I'm Just Smarter Than You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Party Is Not Over Till You Smile For The Mugshot Patch | Embroidered Patches

Party Is Not Over Till You Smile For The Mugshot Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Justice My Ass I Want Revenge Patch

Justice My Ass I Want Revenge Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
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