Shop Funny Patches

Shop all of our funny biker patches with hilarious pictures and sayings. Show off your personality, and spread the laughter with our funny patches for clothes, hats, backpacks and more. Our funny iron on patches can be added onto any fabric except for leather or nylon. Patches can be sewn onto these fabrics instead. Check out our subcategories of funny patches such as funny military patches, funny ladies patches, sarcastic sayings and more.

I don't Work Here Patch

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Peace Was Never an Option Patch

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It Will Probably Get Worse Patch

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I'll Shoot a Bitch Patch

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I think therefore I am Patch

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Warning I cause Safety Briefs Patch

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You're not the Boss of Me Patch

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Free Range Patch

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Cage Free Patch

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I'll be Your Huckle Bearer Patch

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Devil Dog Patch

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Dirty Dog Iron on Patch

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Country Boy Patch

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Hello I'm trying my Best Iron on Patch

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I identify as non Bidenary Patch

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Pure Evil Patch

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One Nation Under Inflation Patch

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Smile Tomorrow will be Worse Patch

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Support Drunk Times Patch

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On The Spectrum Patch

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Privileged Patch

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Sort Your Fucking Shit Out Patch

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Uncle Fucker Patch

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Hello My name is Mr. Fix it All Patch

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Blink if you Want me Patch

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Shenanigan Enthusiast Patch

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Drinks Well with Others Patch

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If I Pass Out please note my time Patch

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I legit Don't Care Patch

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Stop Staring at My Dad Bod Patch

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I run Better than the government Patch

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Sorry I'm not listening Patch

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I Make Cute Babies Patch

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Please Don't New York my Florida Patch

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Nobody Cares Work Harder Patch

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Maybe Swearing Will Help Patch

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ADHD is my Superpower Patch

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Don't Be a Cuntasaurus Patch

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This is My First Rodeo Patch

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I Suck Dick and I Stutter Patch

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Beer Is Food Funny Patch

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Big Bad Wolf Funny Iron on Patch

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About Our Funny Biker Patches

Have you ever read the funny patches on someone's jacket and burst out laughing? There are a lot of different funny motorcycle patches out there that you could add to your jacket to amuse and entertain your fellow bikers. The ones you choose will depend on your sense of humor and what fits with the other patches on your jacket, of course, but we have so many to choose from that you're sure to find a few that fit.

We love the personality and humor that these patches bring. They are perfect for all clothes including jackets, hats, jeans and even backpacks, and are the best funny motorcycle vest patches around. You can even buy wholesale funny patches.

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Funny Patches FAQs

What types of funny patches are there?

Many funny patches feature embroidered words and phrases on them. While they're not the most eye-catching patches around, if people take the time to read them, they will be very amused.  Covering your entire jacket or vest in biker patches that feature only white embroidered words on black backgrounds will certainly create an interesting look.  In fact, it's almost as interesting as using brightly colored patches.

There are funny patches for clothes that span the spectrum of 'funny'. If you love puns, you'll find a few patches that make little plays on words. Then there are some that make ironic statements that are funny once you think about them for a minute. There are others that are flat-out jokes and a few that make fun of situations or people. They're all funny in some ways, but obviously, some will appeal to you more than others.

Funny image patches also exist. Like the sayings patches, some of them are fairly G-rated, and some are definitely adult-themed. It all depends on what kind of image you want to project and if you don't mind making some people angry.

How often do you update your collection with new funny patches?

Our selection of funny iron on patches is unmatched and consistently updated to stay current. We are always adding new funny biker patches to our inventory, so be sure to check back every now and then to see what’s new.

How many funny motorcycle patches should you put on your jacket or vest? 

That all depends on you. Some people cover their entire jacket in funny iron on patches, but that can be a little overwhelming, especially if someone wants to read all of them.  On the other hand, it does give you a chance to include all of your favorite jokes and phrases. These patches are a good way of getting your personality out there.

Some people love being the joker of the group. If you like making people laugh, you should add some funny biker patches to your motorcycle jacket or vest. These patches contain all sorts of jokes and funny sayings. Some of them may be a little on the offensive side, but that's what some people find hilarious. Others are more family-friendly jokes, but they're still pretty funny. You're sure to get attention with these types of patches on your jacket.