Shop Funny Patches

Shop all of our funny biker patches with hilarious pictures and sayings. Show off your personality, and spread the laughter with our funny patches for clothes, hats, backpacks and more. Our funny iron on patches can be added onto any fabric except for leather or nylon. Patches can be sewn onto these fabrics instead. Check out our subcategories of funny patches such as funny military patches, funny ladies patches, sarcastic sayings and more.

This Ain't My Fucking Vest Patch

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This Ain't My Fucking Hat Patch

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What's the Sitch Patch

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Baby Duck Biker Patch

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Duck Rider Patch

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Bend Over I'll Drive Patch

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Sugar Skull Patch

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Just The Right Amount Of Wrong Patch

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Whoop Dee Fuckin Do Patch

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Biker Life Skull 8 Ball Aces and Dice Patch

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Little Bitch Patch

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Tequila Makes My Pussy Sore Patch

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If It's too Loud You are Too Old Patch

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Redneck Society Rebel Flag Skull Patch

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See You on The Other Side Biker Patch

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My Blood Type is Biker Positive Patch

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Broken Bones Club Member Patch

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Boner Donor Patch

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Your hole is my Goal Patch

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Hellbound Patch

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Eagles Don't Fly with Pigeons Patch

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What Scares you Excites Me Patch

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For Entertainment Purposes Only Patch

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Bikers have more Fun than People Patch

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Free Handmade Black Eyes Patch

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Tiki Totem Iron on Patch

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Support Your Local Fuck Buddy Patch

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FIDO Fuck it drive on Patch

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Motorcycho Patch

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Keep Honking I'm Reloading Patch

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I Have ADD A Delicious Dick Patch

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Fat Boy Patch

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This Wife Has An Awesome Husband Patch

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Work Sucks I'm Going Riding Patch

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If You Can Read This You Are In Range Patch

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I Know I Know License and Registration Patch

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Pug Life Funny Iron on Patch

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Kick Ass Girl Patch

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Ride Hard or Stay Home Patch

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Piss Off We Are Full Patch

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Property Of An Awesome Husband Patch

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Naughty Girl Patch

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Naughty Girls Have More Fun Patch

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Some Girls Chase Boys I Race Them Patch

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Texas Armadillo Patch For Texan Natives

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Straight Outta Fucks To Give Patch

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Lets Go Brandon Patch

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Just The Tip Bullet Patch

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Fuck Your Feelings Patch

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About Our Funny Biker Patches

Have you ever read the funny patches on someone's jacket and burst out laughing? There are a lot of different funny motorcycle patches out there that you could add to your jacket to amuse and entertain your fellow bikers. The ones you choose will depend on your sense of humor and what fits with the other patches on your jacket, of course, but we have so many to choose from that you're sure to find a few that fit.

We love the personality and humor that these patches bring. They are perfect for all clothes including jackets, hats, jeans and even backpacks, and are the best funny motorcycle vest patches around. You can even buy wholesale funny patches.

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Funny Patches FAQs

What types of funny patches are there?

Many funny patches feature embroidered words and phrases on them. While they're not the most eye-catching patches around, if people take the time to read them, they will be very amused.  Covering your entire jacket or vest in biker patches that feature only white embroidered words on black backgrounds will certainly create an interesting look.  In fact, it's almost as interesting as using brightly colored patches.

There are funny patches for clothes that span the spectrum of 'funny'. If you love puns, you'll find a few patches that make little plays on words. Then there are some that make ironic statements that are funny once you think about them for a minute. There are others that are flat-out jokes and a few that make fun of situations or people. They're all funny in some ways, but obviously, some will appeal to you more than others.

Funny image patches also exist. Like the sayings patches, some of them are fairly G-rated, and some are definitely adult-themed. It all depends on what kind of image you want to project and if you don't mind making some people angry.

How often do you update your collection with new funny patches?

Our selection of funny iron on patches is unmatched and consistently updated to stay current. We are always adding new funny biker patches to our inventory, so be sure to check back every now and then to see what’s new.

How many funny motorcycle patches should you put on your jacket or vest? 

That all depends on you. Some people cover their entire jacket in funny iron on patches, but that can be a little overwhelming, especially if someone wants to read all of them.  On the other hand, it does give you a chance to include all of your favorite jokes and phrases. These patches are a good way of getting your personality out there.

Some people love being the joker of the group. If you like making people laugh, you should add some funny biker patches to your motorcycle jacket or vest. These patches contain all sorts of jokes and funny sayings. Some of them may be a little on the offensive side, but that's what some people find hilarious. Others are more family-friendly jokes, but they're still pretty funny. You're sure to get attention with these types of patches on your jacket.