Shop Funny Patches

Shop all of our funny biker patches with hilarious pictures and sayings. Show off your personality, and spread the laughter with our funny patches for clothes, hats, backpacks and more. Our funny iron on patches can be added onto any fabric except for leather or nylon. Patches can be sewn onto these fabrics instead. Check out our subcategories of funny patches such as funny military patches, funny ladies patches, sarcastic sayings and more.

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I Hate People Funny Iron on Patch

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Biden The Quicker Fucker Upper Patch

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Goat Patch

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Sometimes Violence is the Way Patch

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Crazy Ass Bitch Patch

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Not Friendly Patch

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It's a Beard it's a Saddle Patch

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I love my hot wife Patch

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You're Killing me Smalls Patch

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Horn Broken Watch For Finger Patch

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I Know I Know License and Registration Patch

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My Other Toy Has A Dick Patch

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Too Loud Too Bad Patch

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Paybacks Are A Motherfucker Patch

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357 Beats 911 Patch

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I Scored High On My Drug Test Patch

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Ride Hard or Stay Home Patch

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My Bike Is My Psychiatrist Patch

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Bad Motherfucker Patch

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WTF Patch

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Wine Me Dine Me 69 Me Patch

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Designated Asshole Patch

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I Shaved My Pussy For This Patch

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Smart Ass White Boy Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Too Sexy For This Vest Patch

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100 Percent Total Bitch Patch

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It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere Funny Patch

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Fuck It Before It Fucks You Patch

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Famous Last Words WATCH THIS Patch

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Fubar Patch

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My Vet Makes Me Wet Patch

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Boss Patch

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Cougar Patch

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Sexy Patch

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Reflective Dilligaf Patch

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Trophy Wife Patch

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Route 69 Patch

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Rock Star Patch

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Bootylicious Patch

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Shit Happens Patch

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Beer Me Funny Iron on Patch

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Caution Slippery When Wet Patch

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About Our Funny Biker Patches

Have you ever read the funny patches on someone's jacket and burst out laughing? There are a lot of different funny motorcycle patches out there that you could add to your jacket to amuse and entertain your fellow bikers. The ones you choose will depend on your sense of humor and what fits with the other patches on your jacket, of course, but we have so many to choose from that you're sure to find a few that fit.

We love the personality and humor that these patches bring. They are perfect for all clothes including jackets, hats, jeans and even backpacks, and are the best funny motorcycle vest patches around. You can even buy wholesale funny patches.

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Funny Patches FAQs

What types of funny patches are there?

Many funny patches feature embroidered words and phrases on them. While they're not the most eye-catching patches around, if people take the time to read them, they will be very amused.  Covering your entire jacket or vest in biker patches that feature only white embroidered words on black backgrounds will certainly create an interesting look.  In fact, it's almost as interesting as using brightly colored patches.

There are funny patches for clothes that span the spectrum of 'funny'. If you love puns, you'll find a few patches that make little plays on words. Then there are some that make ironic statements that are funny once you think about them for a minute. There are others that are flat-out jokes and a few that make fun of situations or people. They're all funny in some ways, but obviously, some will appeal to you more than others.

Funny image patches also exist. Like the sayings patches, some of them are fairly G-rated, and some are definitely adult-themed. It all depends on what kind of image you want to project and if you don't mind making some people angry.

How often do you update your collection with new funny patches?

Our selection of funny iron on patches is unmatched and consistently updated to stay current. We are always adding new funny biker patches to our inventory, so be sure to check back every now and then to see what’s new.

How many funny motorcycle patches should you put on your jacket or vest? 

That all depends on you. Some people cover their entire jacket in funny iron on patches, but that can be a little overwhelming, especially if someone wants to read all of them.  On the other hand, it does give you a chance to include all of your favorite jokes and phrases. These patches are a good way of getting your personality out there.

Some people love being the joker of the group. If you like making people laugh, you should add some funny biker patches to your motorcycle jacket or vest. These patches contain all sorts of jokes and funny sayings. Some of them may be a little on the offensive side, but that's what some people find hilarious. Others are more family-friendly jokes, but they're still pretty funny. You're sure to get attention with these types of patches on your jacket.