Funny Saying Patches for Ladies

This category features all our funny patches just for ladies. All these patches can be sewn on or ironed on to clothing. Be careful to refrain from ironing on patches to leather, suede or nylon material. Heat will scorch these fabrics. You can however sew all our patches on to your clothing, they all feature embroidered borders.

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100 Percent Total Bitch Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Queen of the Universe Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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We Go By My Rules I Got The Pussy Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Angel Inside Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Milf Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Babe Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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This Wife Has An Awesome Husband Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Property Of An Awesome Husband Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Hashtag Bad Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Size Does Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Tequila Makes My Pussy Sore Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Stop Staring at my Boobs Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Permanently Tired Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Free Range Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Make Cute Babies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Didn't Fall Off I Ride My Own Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Just Divorced Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Hashtag Summerbod Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sexy Mode ON OFF Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Cute Bear Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.9 inch as low as $1.50
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Kiss Me Where it Smells Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Do My Nipples Offend You Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Where is My Burrito Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Happy Spouse Happy House Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Karen Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Hello My Name is Jail Bait Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Opps I'm Sad Again Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Two Words Maiden America Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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