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Funny Saying Patches for Ladies

This category features all our funny patches just for ladies. All these patches can be sewn on or ironed on to clothing. Be careful to refrain from ironing on patches to leather, suede or nylon material. Heat will scorch these fabrics. You can however sew all our patches on to your clothing, they all feature embroidered borders.

I Make Cute Babies Patch

I Make Cute Babies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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You probably know me from my Sextape Patch

You probably know me from my Sextape Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Queen of the Universe Patch

Queen of the Universe Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Southern Belle Iron on Patch

Southern Belle Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Cage Free Iron on Patch

Cage Free Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Free Range Iron on Patch

Free Range Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Two Words Maiden America Iron on Patch

Two Words Maiden America Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
After this we are getting Tacos Iron on Patch

After this we are getting Tacos Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I have Boobs So I Win Iron on Patch

I have Boobs So I Win Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Pineapple Patch

Pineapple Patch

2x3.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Emotionally Damaged Patch

Emotionally Damaged Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Permanently Tired Patch

Permanently Tired Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Crazy Ass Bitch Patch

Crazy Ass Bitch Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Opps I'm Sad Again Patch

Opps I'm Sad Again Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Roofies Make My Pussy Soar Patch

Roofies Make My Pussy Soar Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Problem with being beautiful is that all the ugly bitches hate you Patch

Problem with being beautiful is that all the ugly bitches hate you Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Darker the Berry Sweeter The Juice Patch

Darker the Berry Sweeter The Juice Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Girls Only Patch

Girls Only Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Behind Every Successful Women is Herself Patch

Behind Every Successful Women is Herself Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Wine is my Spirit Animal Patch

Wine is my Spirit Animal Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Hello My Name is Jail Bait Patch

Hello My Name is Jail Bait Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Hello My Name is Karen Patch

Hello My Name is Karen Funny Iron on Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Hold on I got to Overthink About it Patch

Hold on I got to Overthink About it Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Please Don't Make me Do Stuff Patch

Please Don't Make me Do Stuff Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I wish all my boyfriends would just get along Patch

I wish all my boyfriends would just get along Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Stop Staring at my Boobs Iron on Patch

Stop Staring at my Boobs Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Karen Patch

Karen Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Happy Spouse Happy House Patch

Happy Spouse Happy House Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Thick Thighs Save Lives Patch

Thick Thighs Save Lives Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Body by Burritos Patch

Body by Burritos Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Where is My Burrito Patch

Where is My Burrito Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
It's not a Bad Mood It's My Personality Get Used to it Patch

It's not a Bad Mood It's My Personality Get Used to it Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
A back Rub, Few Shots and Some Great Sex would Be Great Patch

A back Rub, Few Shots and Some Great Sex would Be Great Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Your Face Would Look Better Between my Legs Patch

Your Face Would Look Better Between my Legs Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Thicker the Thighs Sweeter the Prize Patch

Thicker the Thighs Sweeter the Prize Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Spank me Hard Fuck me Harder Patch

Spank me Hard Fuck me Harder Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Real Men Make Your Panties Wet Not Your Eyes Patch

Real Men Make Your Panties Wet Not Your Eyes Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Wacky Bride Patch

Lady in Green Iron on Patch

2.5x3.8 inch as low as $2
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Rockabilly Tattoo heart

Blood Sweat and Beers Funny Iron on Patch with Heart and Wings

4.6x3 inch as low as $3
$5.99$4.79 Save 20%
Gee Let me Drop Everything and Work on Your Problem Patch

Gee Let me Drop Everything and Work on Your Problem Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
My Husband Thinks I'm Crazy, But I'm not the one who Married Me Patch

My Husband Thinks I'm Crazy, But I'm not the one who Married Me Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
My Sexual Preference is Often Patch

My Sexual Preference is Often Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Do My Nipples Offend You Patch

Do My Nipples Offend You Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
My Boobs Aren't Small They Are Just Low Fat Patch

My Boobs Aren't Small They Are Just Low Fat Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Yeah They're Fake The Real Ones Tried to Kill me Breast Cancer Patch

Yeah They're Fake The Real Ones Tried to Kill me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Gun's Don't Kill People Husbands with Pretty Wives Do Patch

Gun's Don't Kill People Husbands with Pretty Wives Do Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Drunk Wives Matter Patch

Drunk Wives Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If Mama is not Happy No one is Going to Be Happy Patch

If Mama is not Happy No one is Going to Be Happy Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Bad Girls Deserve a Good Licking Patch

Bad Girls Deserve a Good Licking Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Never Laugh at your Wife's Choices You are one of them Patch

Never Laugh at your Wife's Choices You are one of them Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Once in a While Something Amazing Comes Along Well, Here I am Patch

Once in a While Something Amazing Comes Along Well, Here I am Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Nothing Like a Woman with a Brilliant Mind a Filthy Mouth and a Tight Pussy Patch

Nothing Like a Woman with a Brilliant Mind a Filthy Mouth and a Tight Pussy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Kiss Me Where it Smells Funny Patch

Kiss Me Where it Smells Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Tequila Makes My Pussy Sore Patch

Tequila Makes My Pussy Sore Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Roughly Used But Still Under Warranty Patch

Roughly Used But Still Under Warranty Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Little Bitch Patch

Little Bitch Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Make a Bridge and Get Over It Patch

Make a Bridge and Get Over It Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Slightly Used But Still in Great Condition Patch

Slightly Used But Still in Great Condition Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Really Easy to Get Along With Once You Learn to See Things My Way Patch

I'm Really Easy to Get Along With Once You Learn to See Things My Way Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Way too Hot Patch Psychotic

I'm Way too Psychotic Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Not Stubborn My Way is Just Better Patch

I'm Not Stubborn My Way is Just Better Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Size Does Matter Patch

Size Does Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Yes I Bite But I've Had My Shots Patch

Yes I Bite But I've Had My Shots Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
The Boobs are Real The Smile is Fake Patch

The Boobs are Real The Smile is Fake Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Cute Bear Iron on Patch

Cute Bear Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.9 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Sugar Skull Iron On Patch

Sugar Skull Patch

2.5x3.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
I May Need Men For Somethings But Riding A Motorcycle Is Not One Of Them Patch With Pink

I May Need Men For Somethings But Riding A Motorcycle Is Not One Of Them Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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I'm One Hot Flash Away From Kicking Someone's Ass Patch

I'm One Hot Flash Away From Kicking Someone's Ass Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Warning Random Bitch Moments Patch

Warning Random Bitch Moments Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Just The Right Amount Of Wrong Patch

Just The Right Amount Of Wrong Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
You Couldn't Handle Me Even If I Came With Instructions Patch

You Couldn't Handle Me Even If I Came With Instructions Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Good Girl Gone Bad Patch

Good Girl Gone Bad Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
I'm Not Perfect But I'm A Limited Edition Patch

I'm Not Perfect But I'm A Limited Edition Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Sexy Mode On Patch

Sexy Mode ON OFF Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Bitch Mode On Patch

Bitch Mode On Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Hashtag Bad Girl Patch

Hashtag Bad Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Hashtag No Filter Patch

Hashtag No Filter Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Hashtag Summerbod Patch

Hashtag Summerbod Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Sugar Skull Spades Small Patch

Sugar Skull Patch

2.9x4 inch as low as $3
$5.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Only A Bitch Like Me Could Love A Bastard Like Him Patch

Only A Bitch Like Me Could Love A Bastard Like Him Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
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