Funny Saying Patches for Ladies

This category features all our funny patches just for ladies. All these patches can be sewn on or ironed on to clothing. Be careful to refrain from ironing on patches to leather, suede or nylon material. Heat will scorch these fabrics. You can however sew all our patches on to your clothing, they all feature embroidered borders.

1 Percent Angel 99 Percent Bitch Patch

3.75x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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100 Percent Bitch Patch

2x3 inch as low as $1.50
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100 Percent Total Bitch Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Angel Inside Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Asphalt Angel Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Babe Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Boys Make Good Toys Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Chick Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Chick Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Bitch Mode On Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Body by Burritos Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Bootylicious Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Brains and Tits Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Cage Free Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Caution Too Hot To Handle Patch

3x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Cherry Funny Iron on Patch

2.3x3 inch as low as $1.50
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Classy Bitch Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Cougar Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Crazy Ass Bitch Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Crazy Bitch Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Cute Bear Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.9 inch as low as $1.50
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Cute But Psycho Patch

3x2.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Do My Nipples Offend You Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Don't Hate Me Cause I'm Beautiful Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Drunk Wives Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Emotionally Damaged Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Free Range Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Game Over Marriage Funny Iron on Patch

2x3 inch +1 size as low as $1.50
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Girls Only Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Good Girl Gone Bad Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Hairdoo By Helmet Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Happy Spouse Happy House Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Hashtag Bad Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Hashtag No Filter Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Hashtag Summerbod Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Hello My Name is Jail Bait Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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High Maintenance Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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I Didn't Fall Off I Ride My Own Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I have Boobs So I Win Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I Make Cute Babies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Shaved My Pussy For This Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm A Bitch Deal With It Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Delicious Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Loving It Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.50
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