Funny Saying Patches for Ladies

This category features all our funny patches just for ladies. All these patches can be sewn on or ironed on to clothing. Be careful to refrain from ironing on patches to leather, suede or nylon material. Heat will scorch these fabrics. You can however sew all our patches on to your clothing, they all feature embroidered borders.

Cute But Psycho Patch

3x2.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Cherry Funny Iron on Patch

2.3x3 inch as low as $1.50
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Thick Thighs Save Lives Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Classy Bitch Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Queen B Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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High Maintenance Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Spank Me The Only Way I Learn Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Yes I Do Bite Patch

3x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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1 Percent Angel 99 Percent Bitch Patch

3.75x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Loving It Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Cougar Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Sexy Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Bootylicious Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Kick Ass Girl Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Spank Me I've Been A Bad Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Vibrator Has 2 Wheels Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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She Devil Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Hairdoo By Helmet Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Shaved My Pussy For This Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Caution Too Hot To Handle Patch

3x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Delicious Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Boys Make Good Toys Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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This Bitch Rides Her Own Bike Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Hashtag No Filter Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sugar Skull Patch

2.5x3.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Southern Belle Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Other Toy Has A Dick Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Crazy Bitch Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Game Over Marriage Funny Iron on Patch

2x3 inch +1 size as low as $1.50
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Latina Rules Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Screw Housework Let's Ride Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Vet Makes Me Wet Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Special Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Trophy Wife Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sweetheart Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Spoiled Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Chick Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Asphalt Angel Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Whatever Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Bombshell Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Sex Addict Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sugar Skull Patch

2.9x4 inch as low as $3
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Bitch Mode On Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Good Girl Gone Bad Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Just The Right Amount Of Wrong Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Random Bitch Moments Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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