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Funny Saying Patches for Ladies

This category features all our funny patches just for ladies. All these patches can be sewn on or ironed on to clothing. Be careful to refrain from ironing on patches to leather, suede or nylon material. Heat will scorch these fabrics. You can however sew all our patches on to your clothing, they all feature embroidered borders.

Body by Burritos Patch

Body by Burritos Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
This Husband Has An Awesome Wife Patch | Embroidered Patches

This Husband Has An Awesome Wife Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Wacky Bride Patch

Lady in Green Iron on Patch

2.5x3.8 inch as low as $2
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Asphalt Angel Patch | Embroidered Patches

Asphalt Angel Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
100 Percent Total Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches

100 Percent Total Bitch Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Cute Bear Iron on Patch

Cute Bear Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.9 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Beautiful Intelligent Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches

Beautiful Intelligent Truthful Charming Horny Bitch Naughty Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
If You Think I'm A Bitch Meet My Daughter Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Think I'm A Bitch Meet My Daughter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Kiss Me Where it Smells Funny Patch

Kiss Me Where it Smells Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
My Vet Makes Me Wet Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

My Vet Makes Me Wet Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Opps I'm Sad Again Patch

Opps I'm Sad Again Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Don't Let My Big Tits Scare You I'm Really A Nice Person Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Let My Big Tits Scare You I'm Really A Nice Person Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm A Girl I Don't Need To Make Sense I'm Just Right Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm A Girl I Don't Need To Make Sense I'm Just Right Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I have Boobs So I Win Iron on Patch

I have Boobs So I Win Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
My Boobs Aren't Small They Are Just Low Fat Patch

My Boobs Aren't Small They Are Just Low Fat Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Love My Crazy Husband Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love My Crazy Husband Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Yes I Bite But I've Had My Shots Patch

Yes I Bite But I've Had My Shots Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Way too Hot Patch Psychotic

I'm Way too Psychotic Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Just Divorced Patch | Embroidered Patches

Just Divorced Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
She Devil Patch | Embroidered Patches

She Devil Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Biker Chick Black White Patch | Embroidered Patches

Biker Chick Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Slightly Used But Still in Great Condition Patch

Slightly Used But Still in Great Condition Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Really Easy to Get Along With Once You Learn to See Things My Way Patch

I'm Really Easy to Get Along With Once You Learn to See Things My Way Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Two Words Maiden America Iron on Patch

Two Words Maiden America Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Naughty Girl Patch | Embroidered Patches

Naughty Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Special Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Special Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Gun's Don't Kill People Husbands with Pretty Wives Do Patch

Gun's Don't Kill People Husbands with Pretty Wives Do Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Don't Argue With Me You Will Not Win Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Argue With Me You Will Not Win Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Shaved My Pussy For This Patch

I Shaved My Pussy For This Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Please Don't Make me Do Stuff Patch

Please Don't Make me Do Stuff Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Only A Bitch Like Me Could Love A Bastard Like Him Patch

Only A Bitch Like Me Could Love A Bastard Like Him Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Brains And Tits Patch | Embroidered Patches

Brains and Tits Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
It's not a Bad Mood It's My Personality Get Used to it Patch

It's not a Bad Mood It's My Personality Get Used to it Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
We Go By My Rules I Got The Pussy Patch | Embroidered Patches

We Go By My Rules I Got The Pussy Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Property Of An Awesome Husband Patch | Embroidered Patches

Property Of An Awesome Husband Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Once in a While Something Amazing Comes Along Well, Here I am Patch

Once in a While Something Amazing Comes Along Well, Here I am Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Awesome Don't Question It Deal With It Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Awesome Don't Question It Deal With It Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Not Really A Bitch Just Play One Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Really A Bitch Just Play One Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Whatever Patch

Whatever Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
My Husband Thinks I'm Crazy, But I'm not the one who Married Me Patch

My Husband Thinks I'm Crazy, But I'm not the one who Married Me Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Roofies Make My Pussy Soar Patch

Roofies Make My Pussy Soar Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Nothing Like a Woman with a Brilliant Mind a Filthy Mouth and a Tight Pussy Patch

Nothing Like a Woman with a Brilliant Mind a Filthy Mouth and a Tight Pussy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Naughty Girls Have More Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Naughty Girls Have More Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
My Other Toy Has A Dick Patch

My Other Toy Has A Dick Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Still Hot It Just Comes In Flashes Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Still Hot It Just Comes In Flashes Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Make a Bridge and Get Over It Patch

Make a Bridge and Get Over It Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Can Read Your Mind You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself Patch

I Can Read Your Mind You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Cage Free Iron on Patch

Cage Free Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Just The Right Amount Of Wrong Patch

Just The Right Amount Of Wrong Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Kick Ass Girl Patch | Embroidered Patches

Kick Ass Girl Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Free Range Iron on Patch

Free Range Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
You probably know me from my Sextape Patch

You probably know me from my Sextape Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Delicious Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Delicious Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Little Bitch Patch

Little Bitch Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
This Bitch Rides Her Own Bike Patch | Embroidered Patches

This Bitch Rides Her Own Bike Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Hashtag Summerbod Patch

Hashtag Summerbod Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Hold on I got to Overthink About it Patch

Hold on I got to Overthink About it Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
1 Percent Angel 99 Percent Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches

1 Percent Angel 99 Percent Bitch Patch

3.75x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Do My Nipples Offend You Patch

Do My Nipples Offend You Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Not Fat I'm Overstuffed With Awesomeness Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Fat I'm Overstuffed With Awesomeness Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Don't Mind A Reasonable Amount Of Trouble Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Mind A Reasonable Amount Of Trouble Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm A Bitch Deal With It Patch

I'm A Bitch Deal With It Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Girls Only Patch

Girls Only Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Permanently Tired Patch

Permanently Tired Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Not Stubborn My Way is Just Better Patch

I'm Not Stubborn My Way is Just Better Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Catholic School Survivor Funny Christian Patch

Catholic School Survivor Funny Christian Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Rockabilly Tattoo heart

Blood Sweat and Beers Funny Iron on Patch with Heart and Wings

4.6x3 inch as low as $3
$5.99$4.79 Save 20%
Latina Rules Patch | Embroidered Patches

Latina Rules Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
My Sexual Preference is Often Patch

My Sexual Preference is Often Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Spank me Hard Fuck me Harder Patch

Spank me Hard Fuck me Harder Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Property Of No One Patch | Embroidered Patches

Property Of No One Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Pineapple Patch

Pineapple Patch

2x3.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Ride My Ass At Least Pull Me Hair Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Are Going to Ride My Ass At Least Pull Me Hair Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Hello My Name is Jail Bait Patch

Hello My Name is Jail Bait Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Game Over Marriage Patch | Embroidered Patches

Game Over Marriage Funny Iron on Patch

2x3 inch +1 size as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Crazy Ass Bitch Patch

Crazy Ass Bitch Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
I Didn't Fall Off I Ride My Own Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Didn't Fall Off I Ride My Own Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Darker the Berry Sweeter The Juice Patch

Darker the Berry Sweeter The Juice Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
A back Rub, Few Shots and Some Great Sex would Be Great Patch

A back Rub, Few Shots and Some Great Sex would Be Great Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
I'm Loving It Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Loving It Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
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