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Funny Saying Patches for Ladies

This category features all our funny patches just for ladies. All these patches can be sewn on or ironed on to clothing. Be careful to refrain from ironing on patches to leather, suede or nylon material. Heat will scorch these fabrics. You can however sew all our patches on to your clothing, they all feature embroidered borders.

Sugar Skull Spades Small Patch

Sugar Skull Patch

2.9x4 inch as low as $3
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Latina Rules Patch | Embroidered Patches

Latina Rules Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Sexual Preference is Often Patch

My Sexual Preference is Often Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Spank me Hard Fuck me Harder Patch

Spank me Hard Fuck me Harder Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Property Of No One Patch | Embroidered Patches

Property Of No One Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Pineapple Patch

Pineapple Patch

2x3.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Ride My Ass At Least Pull Me Hair Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Are Going to Ride My Ass At Least Pull Me Hair Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Hello My Name is Jail Bait Patch

Hello My Name is Jail Bait Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Game Over Marriage Patch | Embroidered Patches

Game Over Marriage Funny Iron on Patch

2x3 inch +1 size as low as $1.50
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Crazy Ass Bitch Patch

Crazy Ass Bitch Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Didn't Fall Off I Ride My Own Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Didn't Fall Off I Ride My Own Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Darker the Berry Sweeter The Juice Patch

Darker the Berry Sweeter The Juice Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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A back Rub, Few Shots and Some Great Sex would Be Great Patch

A back Rub, Few Shots and Some Great Sex would Be Great Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Loving It Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Loving It Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Trophy Wife Patch | Embroidered Patches

Trophy Wife Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Men Not Needed For Riding A Motorcycle Patch | Embroidered Patches

I may need Men for Somethings But Riding a Motorcycle Is not one of them Patch

4x1.75 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Wine Me Dine Me 69 Me Patch | Embroidered Patches

Wine Me Dine Me 69 Me Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.50
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Out Of Estrogen And I Have A Gun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Out Of Estrogen and I Have A Gun Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Spoiled Patch | Embroidered Patches

Spoiled Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Perfect But I'm A Limited Edition Patch

I'm Not Perfect But I'm A Limited Edition Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Husband Is The Hottest Biker I Know Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Husband Is The Hottest Biker I Know Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Hairdoo By Helmet Patch

Hairdoo By Helmet Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Southern Belle Iron on Patch

Southern Belle Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Thicker the Thighs Sweeter the Prize Patch

Thicker the Thighs Sweeter the Prize Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Boys Make Good Toys Patch | Embroidered Patches

Biker Boys Make Good Toys Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Rebel Girl Patch | Embroidered Patches

Rebel Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Screw Housework Let's Ride Patch | Embroidered Patches

Screw Housework Let's Ride Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Chick In Pink | Embroidered Patches

Biker Chick Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Sugar Skull Iron On Patch

Sugar Skull Patch

2.5x3.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Good Girls Are Bad Girls That Never Get Caught Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Good Girls Are Bad Girls That Never Get Caught Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Never Laugh at your Wife's Choices You are one of them Patch

Never Laugh at your Wife's Choices You are one of them Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Who Needs Tits With This Ass Patch | Embroidered Patches

Who Needs Big Tits When You Got An Ass Like This Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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This Wife Has An Awesome Husband Patch | Embroidered Patches

This Wife Has An Awesome Husband Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Cougar Patch | Embroidered Patches

Cougar Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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After this we are getting Tacos Iron on Patch

After this we are getting Tacos Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Problem with being beautiful is that all the ugly bitches hate you Patch

Problem with being beautiful is that all the ugly bitches hate you Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Zero To Bitch In 2 Seconds Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Zero To Bitch In 2 Seconds Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Sex Addict Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Sex Addict Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Good Girl Gone Bad Patch

Good Girl Gone Bad Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Happy Wife Happy Life Patch | Embroidered Patches

Happy Wife Happy Life Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Hello My Name is Karen Patch

Hello My Name is Karen Funny Iron on Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Yeah They're Fake The Real Ones Tried to Kill me Breast Cancer Patch

Yeah They're Fake The Real Ones Tried to Kill me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I May Need Men For Somethings But Riding A Motorcycle Is Not One Of Them Patch With Pink

I May Need Men For Somethings But Riding A Motorcycle Is Not One Of Them Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Karen Patch

Karen Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Bombshell Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Bombshell Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sexy Mode On Patch

Sexy Mode ON OFF Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.50
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I Don't Have My Own Bike But I Do Have My Own Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Have My Own Bike But I Do Have My Own Biker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Perfect But I'm Awesome Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Perfect But I'm Awesome Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Where is My Burrito Patch

Where is My Burrito Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Bitch Mode On Patch

Bitch Mode On Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Wine is my Spirit Animal Patch

Wine is my Spirit Animal Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Your Face Would Look Better Between my Legs Patch

Your Face Would Look Better Between my Legs Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Educated Black Woman Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Educated Black Woman Fun Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.75
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100 Percent Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches

100 Percent Bitch Patch

2x3 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm One Hot Flash Away From Kicking Someone's Ass Patch

I'm One Hot Flash Away From Kicking Someone's Ass Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Queen B Patch | Embroidered Patches

Queen B Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Roughly Used But Still Under Warranty Patch

Roughly Used But Still Under Warranty Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Vibrator Has 2 Wheels Lady Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Vibrator Has 2 Wheels Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Yes As A Matter Of Fact I Do Have A Very Dirty Mind Patch | Embroidered Patches

Yes As A Matter Of Fact I Do Have A Very Dirty Mind Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If Mama is not Happy No one is Going to Be Happy Patch

If Mama is not Happy No one is Going to Be Happy Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Queen of the Universe Patch

Queen of the Universe Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Ride No Faster Than Your Guardian Angel Can Follow Patch | Embroidered Patches

Ride No Faster Than Your Guardian Angel Can Follow Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Stop Staring at my Boobs Iron on Patch

Stop Staring at my Boobs Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Hashtag Bad Girl Patch

Hashtag Bad Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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You Couldn't Handle Me Even If I Came With Instructions Patch

You Couldn't Handle Me Even If I Came With Instructions Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Spank Me I've Been A Bad Girl Patch | Embroidered Patches

Spank Me I've Been A Bad Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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You Say I'm A Bitch Like It's A Bad Thing Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Say I'm A Bitch Like It's A Bad Thing Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Tequila Makes My Pussy Sore Patch

Tequila Makes My Pussy Sore Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Afraid Of A Little Power Between My Legs Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm not Afraid of a Little Power Between My Legs Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Can't Be Good All The Time Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Can't Be Good All The Time Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History Patch | Embroidered Patches

Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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I wish all my boyfriends would just get along Patch

I wish all my boyfriends would just get along Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Bad Girls Deserve a Good Licking Patch

Bad Girls Deserve a Good Licking Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Thick Thighs Save Lives Patch

Thick Thighs Save Lives Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Bootylicious Patch | Embroidered Patches

Bootylicious Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Cherry Patch | Embroidered Patches

Cherry Funny Iron on Patch

2.3x3 inch as low as $1.50
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Babe Patch | Embroidered Patches

Babe Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Real Men Make Your Panties Wet Not Your Eyes Patch

Real Men Make Your Panties Wet Not Your Eyes Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Size Does Matter Patch

Size Does Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Angel Inside Patch | Embroidered Patches

Angel Inside Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
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