Shop Offensive Humor, Vulgar, Mean and Naughty Iron On Patches

If it has the word bad words in it or just looks offensive you'll find these patches here right under offensive embroidered patches. Some of these iron on patches are funny but are offensive as well. Remember we stock our offensive humor, vulgar, mean and naughty iron on patches, order today and we'll ship them to you today. Including Fuck You Patches.

Hang Up And Drive Fucktard Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Dont Fuck With Me I Fuck Back Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Offended You Are A Fuck I Dont Give Yoda Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Fuck Off We Are Full Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Save a Lollipop Suck a Dick Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Fuck Y'All I'm From Texas Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Fuck You I Have Enough Friends Patch
    $3.99$2.99
You Are Here Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Abcdefucku Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I Didn't Come Here To Impress Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Fuck U Finger Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Let's Pretend I Give a Shit and Leave it at That Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Jane Fonda American Traitor Bitch Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99$2.99
You My Friend Should Have Been Swallowed Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Zero Fucks Given Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Skull Patch
    $4.99$3.99
Talk Shit Spit Blood Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Fit In Or Fuck Off USA Flag Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Fuck Off Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I Smoke Cigars Just To Piss You Off Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Grab Em By The Pussy Trump Patch
    $5.99$4.49
Amazingly Enough I Don't Give A Shit Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Can You Shift Gears Or You Stuck On Stupid Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
You Look Like I Need Another Drink Patch
    $3.99$2.99
My Middle Finger Gets A Boner Patch
    $3.99$2.99
It's Called Fuck Off And It's Located Over There Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Here Is An Idea Fuck You Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Piss Off We Are Full Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Fresh Out Of Fucks To Give Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I'm Here To Fuck Shit Up Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Whoop Dee Fuckin Do Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Hashtag Fuck Me Too Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Practice Safe Sex Go Fuck Yourself Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Why Don't You Hide And Go Fuck Yourself Patch
    $3.99$2.99
English Motherfucker You Speak It Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Fuck You Earn It Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I'm Not Your Fucking Bro Patch
    $3.99$2.99
What Can I Do To Piss You Off Today Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I Don't Give A Rats Ass Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I Only Ride This Way To Piss You Off Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Respect Me Not And I'll Fuck You Up Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Stupid People Piss Me Off Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I Love How Stupid You Are Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
As Useless As A Nun With Big Tits Funny Patch
    $3.99$2.99
8 Beers Away From Being My Type Funny Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
I'm Busy You'Re Ugly Have A Nice Day Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I'm A Fuckin Biker Who The Hell Are You Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Fuck You If You Can't Take A Joke Patch
    $3.99$2.99

If you're anything like me, there are times when you really wish you could say what you're thinking but you keep your mouth shut. Maybe your thoughts are inappropriate at the moment, or maybe you just don't quite know how to say it. But if you could, you'd be more than happy to tell everyone else what's on your mind.

If that's you, I have the perfect solution: funny patches. A small piece of embroidered fabric sewn to your hat or jacket that tells people what you really think without getting in their face. If you've ever wanted to help ugly people identify themselves, for example, you could get a patch that says, 'Nice Legs. Shame about the face'. How awesome would that be?

The thing about patches is that they're a lot like ventriloquist dummies. People watching a dummy disassociate it to some degree from the performer. That allows the performer to say some pretty crass things without his audience being personally offended. It's lame that people think that way, but they do.

With a patch, you can get away with a lot of the same stuff. Sew one on your baseball cap to tell the world what you think of President Obama. People will read it, and get the point, without the confrontation that could possibly ensue if you were voicing your Obama displeasure with a megaphone. Although that would be pretty cool, too.

And by the way, you don't have to be crass or rude if you don't want to. People of faith can use patches to let their voices be heard just as well as anyone else. Does John 3:16 mean anything to you?

Televised sports has made that the most well-recognized Bible reference in the world. Well, I saw a guy with the entire verse embroidered on a patch sewn to the right breast of his jacket. People hate to talk about religion, but I guarantee you they read his patch.

Bikers and vets have been using these things for decades. They get their message out without costing a lot of money. Most of the time you can get a saying patch for three or four bucks. What the heck; for the same amount of money it would cost for the average tattoo, you could buy  dozens of patches. And a patch doesn't get covered up when you put your jacket on - because it's on the jacket!

If more people used saying patches instead of freely running off at the mouth all the time the world would be a nicer place. We don't have the freedom to stop someone else from talking with the creative use of duct tape, but we do have the freedom to ignore a patch we don't care to read.

So I say, use saying patches for civility.

Hey, that would make a great slogan for a patch, now wouldn't it? It's too bad I don't have an embroidery machine and a couple hundred blank patches.