Shop Offensive Patches

If it has the word bad words in it or just looks offensive you'll find these patches here right under offensive embroidered patches. Some of these iron on patches are funny but are offensive as well. Remember we stock our offensive humor, vulgar, mean and naughty iron on patches, order today and we'll ship them to you today. Including Fuck You Patches.

DILLIGAF Patch

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Fuck Around Find Out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck Your Feelings Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Kenny Fuckin G Patch

3x2.75 inch as low as $1.50
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This Ain't My Fucking Hat Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Zero Fucks Given Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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More You Fuck Around More You Find Out Patch

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Fuck You Earn It Offensive Iron on Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Biden The Quicker Fucker Upper Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker Patch

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Fuck Biden Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Straight Outta Fucks To Give Patch

3.5x2.2 inch as low as $1.50
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Skeleton Fuck You Middle Finger Patch

2x4 inch +1 size as low as $2.50
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Polite As Fuck Funny Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Dangerous Mother Fucker Patch

3x2.25 inch as low as $1.50
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FCK Epilepsy Patch

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Canadian Flag Patch Fit in or Fuck Off

3x2.6 inch as low as $1.50
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Once Upon A Time Fuck You The End Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck you Karen Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Here To Fuck Shit Up Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Noone Owes You a Fucking Thing Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck you 2020 Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Ford Fuck Biker Naughty Iron on Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Vaccinated and Ready To Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Pay Up Motherfucker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Will Fuck for Tacos Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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No Fox Given Funny Patch

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The Fuck Up Fairy Strikes Again Patch

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Will Fuck For Beer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck U Finger Naughty Iron on Patch

2x3 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck It Let's Ride Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck Politics Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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This Ain't My Fucking Vest Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Abcdefucku Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck'em All Naughty Iron on Patch

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Absofuckinlutely Patch

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Fuck You I Have Enough Friends Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Who Is Your Daddy Funny Iron on Patch

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Fuck Cancer Naughty Iron on Patch

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FCK Diabetes Gray Ribbon Patch

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Fuck you Corona Virus Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Don't Know Shit About Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck Masks Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Gulf Foxtrot Yankee Patch

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This Ain't My Fucking Jacket Patch

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Dont Fuck With Me I Fuck Back Patch

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Fuck Off We Are Full Patch

4x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If you're anything like me, there are times when you really wish you could say what you're thinking but you keep your mouth shut. Maybe your thoughts are inappropriate at the moment, or maybe you just don't quite know how to say it. But if you could, you'd be more than happy to tell everyone else what's on your mind.

If that's you, I have the perfect solution: funny patches. A small piece of embroidered fabric sewn to your hat or jacket that tells people what you really think without getting in their face. If you've ever wanted to help ugly people identify themselves, for example, you could get a patch that says, 'Nice Legs. Shame about the face'. How awesome would that be?

The thing about patches is that they're a lot like ventriloquist dummies. People watching a dummy disassociate it to some degree from the performer. That allows the performer to say some pretty crass things without his audience being personally offended. It's lame that people think that way, but they do.

With a patch, you can get away with a lot of the same stuff. Sew one on your baseball cap to tell the world what you think of President Obama. People will read it, and get the point, without the confrontation that could possibly ensue if you were voicing your Obama displeasure with a megaphone. Although that would be pretty cool, too.

And by the way, you don't have to be crass or rude if you don't want to. People of faith can use patches to let their voices be heard just as well as anyone else. Does John 3:16 mean anything to you?

Televised sports has made that the most well-recognized Bible reference in the world. Well, I saw a guy with the entire verse embroidered on a patch sewn to the right breast of his jacket. People hate to talk about religion, but I guarantee you they read his patch.

Bikers and vets have been using these things for decades. They get their message out without costing a lot of money. Most of the time you can get a saying patch for three or four bucks. What the heck; for the same amount of money it would cost for the average tattoo, you could buy  dozens of patches. And a patch doesn't get covered up when you put your jacket on - because it's on the jacket!

If more people used saying patches instead of freely running off at the mouth all the time the world would be a nicer place. We don't have the freedom to stop someone else from talking with the creative use of duct tape, but we do have the freedom to ignore a patch we don't care to read.

So I say, use saying patches for civility.

Hey, that would make a great slogan for a patch, now wouldn't it? It's too bad I don't have an embroidery machine and a couple hundred blank patches.