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Saying Patches About Yourself

Sorted out our funny patches that have the words I or I'm. These expressions state something about yourself. You can sew or iron them on to your clothing. This group has patches that are supposed to tell the reader something about you. They are not designed to call the reader to do something, we have plenty of those too, just under a different category.

Fuck Y'All I'm From Texas Patch

Fuck Y'All I'm From Texas Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Give Me Head Till I'm Dead Patch | Embroidered Patches

Give Me Head Till I'm Dead Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I Didn't Fall Off I Ride My Own Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Didn't Fall Off I Ride My Own Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I Know I Know License And Registration Biker Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Know I Know License and Registration Patch

4x1.75 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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I Like You I Will Kill You Last Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Like You I Will Kill You Last Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I Wasn't There But I Still Care Patch | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches

I Wasn't There But I Still Care Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm A Bitch Deal With It Patch

I'm A Bitch Deal With It Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Here About The Blow Job Patch

I'm Here About The Blow Job Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Perfect Just The Way I Am Patch

I'm Perfect Just The Way I Am Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Such An Asshole Patch

I'm Such An Asshole Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Let Go Of My Ears I Know What I'm Doing Patch | Embroidered Patches

Let Go Of My Ears I Know What I'm Doing Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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My Other Toy Has A Dick Patch

My Other Toy Has A Dick Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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My Other Toy Has Tits Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Other Toy Has Tits Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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These Are My Church Clothes Patch | Embroidered Patches

These Are My Church Clothes Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Where The Hell Is My Medication Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Where The Hell Is My Medication Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I Aint Mr. Right But I'll Fuck You Till He Shows Up Patch

I Aint Mr. Right But I'll Fuck You Till He Shows Up Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.50
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DILLIGAF Patch | Embroidered Patches

DILLIGAF Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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Will Fuck For Beer Patch

Will Fuck For Beer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Eat Pussy And I Stutter Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Eat Pussy and I Stutter Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I Scored High On My Drug Test Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

I Scored High On My Drug Test Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Afghanistan War Veteran US Army Patch Rect | US Military Veteran Patches

Afghanistan War Veteran US Army Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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My Grandpa's Biker Buddy Patch

My Grandpa's Biker Buddy Patch

2.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Born To Be A Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

Born To Be A Biker Patch

2.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Genuine Asshole Made In USA Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Genuine Asshole Made In USA Patch

3x2.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Meaningless Sex Patch

Don't Assume I'm Not Into Meaningless Sex Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch
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Hate To Work Love To Ride Patch

Hate To Work Love To Ride Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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I Beat Anorexia Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Beat Anorexia Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Snatch Kisses And Vice Versa Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Like to Snatch Kisses and Vice Versa Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Instant Asshole Add Beer Patch

Instant Asshole Just Add Beer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
My Bike Is My Psychiatrist Biker Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Bike Is My Psychiatrist Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Suffering From CRS Can't Remember Shit Patch | Embroidered Patches

Suffering From CRS Can't Remember Shit Patch

4x1.75 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Think I'm Fucked Up Patch

Think I'm Fucked Up? Did You See The Kids Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Shit Happens No English Patch | Embroidered Patches

When Shit Happens I Speak No English Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Perfect Just Forgiven Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Perfect Just Forgiven Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Off My Meds Not Sure Who Drives Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Off My Meds Not Sure Who Drives Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love My Country Hate My Government Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love My Country Hate My Government Patriotic Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Amazingly Enough I Don't Give A Shit Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Amazingly Enough I Don't Give A Shit Funny Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Don't Let My Big Dick Scare You Patch

Don't Let My Big Dick Scare You I'm Really a Nice Person Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Disabled Veteran Patch With US Flags | US Military Veteran Patches

Disabled Veteran Patch with American Flag Tips

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Hairdoo By Helmet Patch

Hairdoo By Helmet Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Used To Care But Now I Take A Pill Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Used To Care But Now I Take A Pill Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love My Dog Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love My Dog Iron on Morale Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Do I Regret It Yes Would I Do It Again Probably Patch | Embroidered Patches

Do I Regret It Yes Would I Do It Again Probably Funny Iron on Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.50
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I Work So Hard So My Dog Can Have A Better Life Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Work So Hard So My Dog Can Have A Better Life Iron on Funny Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Retired Knows It All Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Warning Retired Knows It All Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.75
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Dilligaf Rocker Small Patch | Embroidered Patches

Dilligaf Patch

3.75x1.5 inch +1 size as low as $1.50
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I Drink To Make You More Interesting Patch

I Drink To Make You More Interesting Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Really A Bitch Just Play One Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Really A Bitch Just Play One Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Screw Housework Let's Ride Patch | Embroidered Patches

Screw Housework Let's Ride Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Shaved My Pussy For This Patch

I Shaved My Pussy For This Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Traveling Freak Show Funny Biker Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches

Traveling Freak Show Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sometimes It Takes A Tankful Of Fuel To Think Straight Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sometimes It Takes A Tankful Of Fuel To Think Straight Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Too Sexy For This Vest Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Too Sexy For This Vest Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Defend The 2nd Amendment Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

I Shall Defend The 2nd Amendment With My Life Against All Governments Foreign or Domestic Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Keep Staring I May Do A Trick Patch | Embroidered Patches

Keep Staring I May Do A Trick Funny Iron on Patch

3x1 inch as low as $1.50
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My Gun My Choice My Country Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

My Gun My Choice My Country Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Love My Husband We Ride Together Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love My Husband We Ride Together Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Your Fucking Bro Patch

I'm Not Your Fucking Bro Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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My Way Of Life Motorcycles And Jesus Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Way Of Life Motorcycles and Jesus Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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We Go By My Rules I Got The Pussy Patch | Embroidered Patches

We Go By My Rules I Got The Pussy Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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I Was Born Free Now I'm Expensive Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Was Born Free Now I'm Expensive Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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I Don't Give A Rats Ass Patch

I Don't Give A Rats Ass Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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I Only Ride This Way To Piss You Off Patch

I Only Ride This Way To Piss You Off Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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I Smoke Cigars Just To Piss You Off Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Smoke Cigars Just To Piss You Off Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Stupid People Piss Me Off Patch

Stupid People Piss Me Off Funny Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Yeah It's Dangerous Thats Why I Like It Patch | Embroidered Patches

Yeah It's Dangerous Thats Why I Like It Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Born To Ride Forced To Work Patch

Born To Ride Forced To Work Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Dip Me In Honey Feed Me To Lesbians Patch

Dip Me In Honey Feed Me To Lesbians Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Don't Follow Me I'm Lost Too Patch

Don't Follow Me I'm Lost Too Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Don't Hate Me Cause I'm Beautiful Patch

Don't Hate Me Cause I'm Beautiful Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Don't Need Sex Government Fucks Me Daily Patch

I Don't Need Sex Government Fucks Me Daily Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Shaved My Balls For This Patch

I Shaved My Balls For This Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If My Wife Would Let Me Patch

If My Wife Would Let Me Ride Her as much as I ride my motorcycle, I'd be home right now Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Caution Too Hot To Handle Patch | Embroidered Patches

Caution Too Hot To Handle Patch

3x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Frequent Blond Moments Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning This Chick Has Frequent Blonde Moments Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.75
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Warning Retired Part Time Pain In The Ass Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Warning Retired and Work as a Part Time Pain In The Ass Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.75
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I'm Loving It Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Loving It Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Don't Let My Big Tits Scare You I'm Really A Nice Person Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Let My Big Tits Scare You I'm Really A Nice Person Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Love How Stupid You Are Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love How Stupid You Are Makes me Feeling Like a Fucking Genius Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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