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Saying Patches About Yourself

Sorted out our funny patches that have the words I or I'm. These expressions state something about yourself. You can sew or iron them on to your clothing. This group has patches that are supposed to tell the reader something about you. They are not designed to call the reader to do something, we have plenty of those too, just under a different category.

Large No Club Rocker Patch

No Club Patch

10x4 inch as low as $6
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Large Lone Wolf Rocker Patch | Embroidered Patches

Lone Wolf Patch

10x4 inch as low as $6
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Veteran Lower Rocker Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Veteran Patch

4x12 inch as low as $6
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Veteran Bottom Rocker With Flags Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Veteran Patch

4x11 inch +2 size as low as $6
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Veteran Top Rocker Patch With US Flag | US Military Veteran Patches

Veteran Patch

4.5x11 inch +2 size as low as $6
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Veteran US Flag Rocker Patch | Embroidered Patches

Veteran Patch

12x2.5 inch as low as $6
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Patriot US Flag Rocker Patch | Embroidered Patches

Patriot Patch

12x2.5 inch as low as $6
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I Stand with the People of Israel Patch

I Stand with the People of Israel Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Suck Dick and I Stutter Patch

I Suck Dick and I Stutter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Stand with the innocent Not with a war hungry Governments Patch

I Stand with the innocent Not with a war hungry Governments Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'll get over it I just need to be Dramatic First Patch

I'll get over it I just need to be Dramatic First Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I love my hot wife Patch

I love my hot wife Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm here because You Broke Something Patch

I'm here because You Broke Something Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Bulling you for this Conversation Patch

I'm Bulling you for this Conversation Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I came I saw I had anxiety I left Patch

I came I saw I had anxiety I left Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Work Harder than an Ugly Stripper Patch

I Work Harder than an Ugly Stripper Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm not a Taxidermist but I'll Gladly Stuff your Beaver Patch

I'm not a Taxidermist but I'll Gladly Stuff your Beaver Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Make Cute Babies Patch

I Make Cute Babies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I enjoy Romantic Walks to the Taco Truck Patch

I enjoy Romantic Walks to the Taco Truck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I run Better than the government Patch

I run Better than the government Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I legit Don't Care Patch

I legit Don't Care Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I love hot moms Patch

I love hot moms Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I would lose weight but I hate losing Patch

I would lose weight but I hate losing Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Always carry a Knife in my Pocket You know incase there is cheesecake or something Patch

I Always carry a Knife in my Pocket You know incase there is cheesecake or something Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Plan to Live Forever so Far So Good Patch

I Plan to Live Forever so Far So Good Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I need a Speed Bump between my Brain and my Mouth Patch

I need a Speed Bump between my Brain and my Mouth Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Definitely Going to Hell with The Best Stories to Tell Patch

I'm Definitely Going to Hell with The Best Stories to Tell Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm in my Zone Leave me Alone Patch

I'm in my Zone Leave me Alone Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I told you I was sick Patch

I told you I was sick Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I don't make jokes I just watch the Government and Report the Facts Iron on Patch

I don't make jokes I just watch the Government and Report the Facts Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Hope Something Good Happens to you Today Iron on Patch

I Hope Something Good Happens to you Today Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I identify as non Bidenary Iron on Patch

I identify as non Bidenary Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'll be Your Huckle Bearer Iron on Patch

I'll be Your Huckle Bearer Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I came I saw I forgot What I was doing Iron on Patch

I came I saw I forgot What I was doing Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I think therefore I am Iron on Patch

I think therefore I am Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'll Shoot a Bitch Iron on Patch

I'll Shoot a Bitch Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'll Cut a Bitch Iron on Patch

I'll Cut a Bitch Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I don't Work Here Iron on Patch

I don't Work Here Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I have Boobs So I Win Iron on Patch

I have Boobs So I Win Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I'll Bring the Shovel Iron on Patch

I'll Bring the Shovel Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I don't snore I dream I'm a Tractor Iron on Patch

I don't snore I dream I'm a Tractor Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I hate Everyone Equally Iron on Patch

I hate Everyone Equally Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm a Bad Influence but Damn I'm Fun Iron on Patch

I'm a Bad Influence but Damn I'm Fun Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I Smell Hippies Patch

I Smell Hippies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Actually Not Funny I'm Mean and People Think I'm Joking Patch

I'm Actually Not Funny I'm Mean and People Think I'm Joking Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I've Been Doing Biker Shit All Day Patch

I've Been Doing Biker Shit All Day Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Would Totally Survive in a Horror Movie Patch

I Would Totally Survive in a Horror Movie Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Like 106% Tired Patch

I'm Like 106% Tired Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I eat Milf and Cookies Patch

I Eat Milf and Cookies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Got my Blood Tested, Doc Said it wasn't DNA, It Was USA, Donal Trump Patch

I Got my Blood Tested, Doc Said it wasn't DNA, It Was USA Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I've Been Doing Cowboy Shit All Day Patch

I've Been Doing Cowboy Shit All Day Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I feel so vintage Patch

I feel so vintage Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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I can burn bridges because I know how to fucking swim patch

I can burn bridges because I know how to fucking swim patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm with the Band Patch

I'm with the Band Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I am My Sister's Keep Patch Green

I am My Sister's Keep Patch Green

4x1.5 inch +7 colors as low as $1.50
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I am My Brother's Keep Patch green

I am My Brother's Keeper Patch green

4x1.5 inch +6 colors as low as $1.50
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I am My Brother's Keep Patch Yellow

I am My Brother's Keeper Patch Yellow

4x1.5 inch +6 colors as low as $1.50
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I am My Sister's Keep Patch Blue

I am My Sister's Keep Patch Blue

4x1.5 inch +7 colors as low as $1.50
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I am My Brother's Keep Patch Blue

I am My Brother's Keeper Patch Blue

4x1.5 inch +6 colors as low as $1.50
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I am My Brother's Keeper Orange Patch

I am My Brother's Keeper Orange Patch

4x1.5 inch +6 colors as low as $1.50
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I prefer my puns intended Patch

I prefer my puns intended Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I've Seen Some Shit Patch

I've Seen Some Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I was born at night Not Last Night Patch

I was born at night Not Last Night Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm not Super into Giving a shit Patch

I'm not Super into Giving a shit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Hate People Patch

I Hate People Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I May Not Be Perfect but At Least I'm Not You Patch

I May Not Be Perfect but At Least I'm Not You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Don't Know Shit About Fuck Patch

I Don't Know Shit About Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Just here to Establish my Alibi Patch

I'm Just here to Establish my Alibi Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I licked it so It's mine Patch

I licked it so It's mine Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Rednecker Than you Patch

I'm Rednecker Than you Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Only Talking to My Dog Today Patch

I'm Only Talking to My Dog Today Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I miss Trump Patch

I miss Trump Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I gotto Stop Falling in Love with Whores Patch

I gotto Stop Falling in Love with Whores Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm stuck between I need to save money and you only live once Patch

I'm stuck between I need to save money and you only live once Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm not shy I just have no interest in talking to idiots Patch

I'm not shy I just have no interest in talking to idiots Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I never dreamed I would become a grumpy old man but here I am killing it patch

I never dreamed I would become a grumpy old man but here I am killing it Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I wish all my boyfriends would just get along Patch

I wish all my boyfriends would just get along Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I wish all my girlfriends would just get along Patch

I wish all my girlfriends would just get along Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I will make better mistakes tomorrow Patch

I will make better mistakes tomorrow Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sarcastic Me NEVER Patch

Sarcastic Me NEVER Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Embroidered Patches Saying Patches Sayings with I