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Patches that says something to the one Reading it

When you look at thousands of patches and try to categorize them in some sensible way you realize sometimes you go nuts. Other times you realize there is a pattern. These patches in this category says something directly to the person reading your patch. I call them Engaging Patches. Mostly for good humor of course. I've also broken up our funny patches into worldly advice patches that have sayings which one would consider as wise knowledge. There are funny patches that fall into a third category which I like to call I'm patches. Mostly patches that say something just about yourself. Surely these patches overlap each other at times so I recommend if you have the time do check out the entire funny patches selection. RIDE SAFE

Fuck You I Have Enough Friends Patch

Fuck You I Have Enough Friends Patch

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Heavily Sedated For Your Protection Patch | Embroidered Patches

Heavily Sedated For Your Protection Patch

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I Like You I Will Kill You Last Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Like You I Will Kill You Last Funny Iron on Patch

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If You Can't Feed Them Don't Breed Them Patch

If You Can't Feed Them Don't Breed Them Iron on Morale Patch

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Let Go Of My Ears I Know What I'm Doing Patch | Embroidered Patches

Let Go Of My Ears I Know What I'm Doing Funny Iron on Patch

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One More Beer And I'm All Yours Patch

One More Beer and I'm All Yours Funny Iron on Patch

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Put On Your Big Girl Panties And Deal With It Patch | Embroidered Patches

Put On Your Big Girl Panties and Deal With It Funny Iron on Patch

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Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself Patch

Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself Patch

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Swallow Or I'll Put It In Your Eyes Patch

Swallow or I'll Put It In Your Eyes Funny Biker Patch

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What You See Is What You Get Patch | Embroidered Patches

What You See Is What You Get Funny Iron on Patch

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Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon Patch | Embroidered Patches

Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon Funny Iron on Patch

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Are We Going To Ride Or Are We Going To Dick Around All Day Patch | Embroidered Patches

Are We Going To Ride or Are We Going To Dick Around All Day Patch

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Enjoy Me I May Never Pass This Way Again Patch | Embroidered Patches

Enjoy Me I May Never Pass This Way Again Naughty Iron on Patch

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I Aint Mr. Right But I'll Fuck You Till He Shows Up Patch

I Aint Mr. Right But I'll Fuck You Till He Shows Up Patch

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You Should Hear The Names Patch

You Should Hear The Names The Voices In My Head Are Calling You Funny Iron on Patch

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Don't Make Me Open This Can Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Make Me Open This Can Funny Iron on Patch

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Practice Safe Sex Go Fuck Yourself Patch

Practice Safe Sex Go Fuck Yourself Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Why Don't You Hide And Go Fuck Yourself Patch

Why Don't You Hide and Go Fuck Yourself Funny Iron on Patch

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You Are Here Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Are Here Patch

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Abcdefucku Patch

Abcdefucku Patch

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Ain't Limping Aint Shit Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Ain't Limping Aint Shit Patch

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Mess With Trailer Park Patch | Embroidered Patches

Mess with Me You Mess With Trailer Park Funny Iron on Patch

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Penny For Your Thoughts Patch | Embroidered Patches

Penny For Your Thoughts Dollar for the Panties Patch

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Who Is Your Daddy Patch

Who Is Your Daddy Funny Iron on Patch

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You Can't Fix Stupid Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Can't Fix Stupid Patch

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Don't Bro Me If You Don't Know Me Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Bro Me If You Don't Know Me Funny Iron on Patch

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Before You Ask The Answer Is No Patch | Embroidered Patches

Before You Ask The Answer Is No Funny Iron on Patch

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English Motherfucker You Speak It Patch

English Motherfucker You Speak It Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Amazingly Enough I Don't Give A Shit Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Amazingly Enough I Don't Give A Shit Funny Naughty Patch

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Can You Shift Gears Or You Stuck On Stupid Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Can You Shift Gears or You Stuck On Stupid Patch

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Enjoying Freedom Thank A Vet Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Enjoying Freedom Thank A Vet Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck The Police Patch Except

Fuck The Police Except You Officer Patch

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Penny For You Thoughts Dollar If You Flash Me Patch

Penny For You Thoughts Dollar If You Flash Me Patch

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Mistaken Me For Someone Who Cares Patch | Embroidered Patches

Mistaken Me For Someone Who Cares Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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If You Can Read This You Are In Range Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Can Read This You Are In Range Patch

4x1.25 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Fuck You Earn It Patch

Fuck You Earn It Offensive Iron on Patch

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What Can I Do To Piss You Off Today Patch

What Can I Do To Piss You Off Today Funny Iron on Patch

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Don't Ask To Ride My Bike I Won't Ask To Fuck Your Wife Patch

Don't Ask To Ride My Bike I Won't Ask To Fuck Your Wife Patch

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Fuck Off Patch

Fuck Off Naughty Iron on Patch

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I Only Ride This Way To Piss You Off Patch

I Only Ride This Way To Piss You Off Patch

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I Smoke Cigars Just To Piss You Off Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Smoke Cigars Just To Piss You Off Patch

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Yeah It's Fast No You Can't Ride It Patch

Yeah It's Fast No You Can't Ride It Patch

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Don't Hate Me Cause I'm Beautiful Patch

Don't Hate Me Cause I'm Beautiful Patch

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Ride My Ass At Least Pull Me Hair Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Are Going to Ride My Ass At Least Pull Me Hair Patch

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Don't Argue With Me You Will Not Win Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Argue With Me You Will Not Win Funny Iron on Patch

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Don't Let My Big Tits Scare You I'm Really A Nice Person Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Let My Big Tits Scare You I'm Really A Nice Person Patch

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I Love How Stupid You Are Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love How Stupid You Are Makes me Feeling Like a Fucking Genius Naughty Iron on Patch

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If You Think I'm A Bitch Meet My Daughter Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Think I'm A Bitch Meet My Daughter Patch

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May Not Be Mrs. Right Patch

May Not Be Mrs. Right But I'll Fuck You Till She Shows Up Patch

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I Just Can't Fix Stupid Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Just Can't Fix Stupid Funny Iron on Patch

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You Say I'm A Bitch Like It's A Bad Thing Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Say I'm A Bitch Like It's A Bad Thing Patch

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Lollipops To Cocks Patch | Embroidered Patches

Lollipops To Cocks Patch

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What Part Don't You Understand Patch | Embroidered Patches

What Part Of Shall Not Be Infringed Don't You Understand Patch

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Come To The Dark Side Have Milk And Cookies Patch | Embroidered Patches

Come To The Dark Side We Have Milk and Cookies Funny Iron on Patch

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Despite The Look On My Face Patch | Embroidered Patches

Despite The Look On My Face You're Still Talking Funny Iron on Patch

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I May Look Calm But I Killed You Three Times Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I May Look Calm But In My Head I Already Killed You Three Times Patch

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Last Thing I Want Is To Hurt You Patch | Embroidered Patches

Last Thing I Want Is To Hurt You Funny Iron on Patch

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Long Day Need A Hug That Turns To Sex Patch | Embroidered Patches

Long Day Need A Hug That Turns To Sex Patch

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You Look Like I Need Another Drink Patch

You Look Like I Need Another Drink Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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As Useless As A Nun With Big Tits Funny Patch

Your As Useless As A Nun With Big Tits Funny Naughty Patch

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My Middle Finger Gets A Boner Patch

My Middle Finger Gets A Boner Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Yolo Patch | Embroidered Patches

Yolo Iron on Morale Patch

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Zombies Eat Brains You Are Safe Patch | Embroidered Patches

Zombies Eat Brains You Are Safe Funny Iron on Patch

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Do I Look Like A People Person Patch | Embroidered Patches

Do I Look Like A People Person Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sorry For Being So Fucking Sexy Patch

Sorry For Being So Fucking Sexy Patch

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Are You Into Casual Sex Or Should I Dress Up Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Are You Into Casual Sex or Should I Dress Up Funny Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Why Yes That Is A Gun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Why Yes That Is A Gun In My Pocket and No I'm Not Excited To See You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Free Hugs Patch | Embroidered Patches

Free Hugs Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Here I Am Other 2 Wishes Patch | Embroidered Patches

Here I Am Other 2 Wishes Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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You Can't Scare Me I've Got Daughters Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Can't Scare Me I've Got Daughters Funny Patch

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Ain't Nobody Got Time For That Funny Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

Ain't Nobody Got Time For That Funny Saying Patch

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Congratulations On Your Ability To Make Drama Out Of Nothing Patch | Embroidered Patches

Congratulations On Your Ability To Make Drama Out Of Nothing Funny Iron on Patch

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Sorry Sarcasm Just Falls Out Of My Mouth Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sorry Sarcasm Just Falls Out Of My Mouth Patch

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Welcome To The Dark Side We Lied About The Cookies Patch | Embroidered Patches

Welcome To The Dark Side We Lied About The Cookies Funny Iron on Patch

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You Are Proof That God Has A Sense Of Humor Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Are Proof That God Has A Sense Of Humor Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Don't Hate Me Because I Sin Differently Than You Patch

Don't Hate Me Because I Sin Differently Than You Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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It's Called Fuck Off And It's Located Over There Patch

It's Called Fuck Off and It's Located Over There Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Suck It Up Butter Cup Patch | Embroidered Patches

Suck It Up Butter Cup Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Tell Your Boobs To Stop Staring At Me Patch | Embroidered Patches

Tell Your Boobs To Stop Staring At Me Patch

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If You Are Agitated Or Confused My Job Here Is Done Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Are Agitated or Confused My Job Here Is Done Funny Iron on Patch

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