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Patches that says something to the one Reading it

When you look at thousands of patches and try to categorize them in some sensible way you realize sometimes you go nuts. Other times you realize there is a pattern. These patches in this category says something directly to the person reading your patch. I call them Engaging Patches. Mostly for good humor of course. I've also broken up our funny patches into worldly advice patches that have sayings which one would consider as wise knowledge. There are funny patches that fall into a third category which I like to call I'm patches. Mostly patches that say something just about yourself. Surely these patches overlap each other at times so I recommend if you have the time do check out the entire funny patches selection. RIDE SAFE

A Good Place To Put Your Opinions Is Up Your Ass Patch

A Good Place To Put Your Opinions Is Up Your Ass Funny Iron on Patch

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Abcdefucku Patch

Abcdefucku Patch

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Ain't Limping Aint Shit Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Ain't Limping Aint Shit Patch

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Ain't Nobody Got Time For That Funny Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

Ain't Nobody Got Time For That Funny Saying Patch

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Amazingly Enough I Don't Give A Shit Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Amazingly Enough I Don't Give A Shit Funny Naughty Patch

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Are We Going To Ride Or Are We Going To Dick Around All Day Patch | Embroidered Patches

Are We Going To Ride or Are We Going To Dick Around All Day Patch

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Are You Into Casual Sex Or Should I Dress Up Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Are You Into Casual Sex or Should I Dress Up Funny Naughty Patch

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Back Off Patch

Back Off Patch

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Bad Planning on Your Part Does not Constitute and Emergency on My Part Patch

Bad Planning on Your Part Does not Constitute and Emergency on My Part Patch

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Before You Ask The Answer Is No Patch | Embroidered Patches

Before You Ask The Answer Is No Funny Iron on Patch

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But Did you Die Patch

But Did you Die Funny Iron on Patch

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Can You Shift Gears Or You Stuck On Stupid Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Can You Shift Gears or You Stuck On Stupid Patch

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Come To The Dark Side Have Milk And Cookies Patch | Embroidered Patches

Come To The Dark Side We Have Milk and Cookies Funny Iron on Patch

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Congratulations On Your Ability To Make Drama Out Of Nothing Patch | Embroidered Patches

Congratulations On Your Ability To Make Drama Out Of Nothing Funny Iron on Patch

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Contrary To Popular Belief Nobody Owes You Anything Patch

Contrary To Popular Belief Nobody Owes You Anything Iron on Morale Patch

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Despite The Look On My Face Patch | Embroidered Patches

Despite The Look On My Face You're Still Talking Funny Iron on Patch

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Do I Look Like A People Person Patch | Embroidered Patches

Do I Look Like A People Person Funny Iron on Patch

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Does This Rag Smell Like Chloroform To You Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Does This Rag Smell Like Chloroform To You Funny Patch

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Don't Argue With Me You Will Not Win Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Argue With Me You Will Not Win Funny Iron on Patch

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Don't Ask To Ride My Bike I Won't Ask To Fuck Your Wife Patch

Don't Ask To Ride My Bike I Won't Ask To Fuck Your Wife Patch

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Don't Ask To Ride My Bike I Won't Ask To Sleep With Your Wife Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Ask To Ride My Bike I Won't Ask To Sleep With Your Wife Patch

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Don't Bother Me I'm Living Happily Ever After Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Bother Me I'm Living Happily Ever After Funny Patch

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Don't Bro Me If You Don't Know Me Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Bro Me If You Don't Know Me Funny Iron on Patch

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Don't Hate Me Because I Sin Differently Than You Patch

Don't Hate Me Because I Sin Differently Than You Iron on Morale Patch

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Don't Hate Me Cause I'm Beautiful Patch

Don't Hate Me Cause I'm Beautiful Patch

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Don't Let My Big Tits Scare You I'm Really A Nice Person Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Let My Big Tits Scare You I'm Really A Nice Person Patch

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Don't Make Me Open This Can Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Make Me Open This Can Funny Iron on Patch

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Dont Fuck With Me I Fuck Back Patch

Dont Fuck With Me I Fuck Back Patch

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Dumb Ass You Are Patch

Dumb Ass You Are Patch

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English Motherfucker You Speak It Patch

English Motherfucker You Speak It Naughty Iron on Patch

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Enjoy Me I May Never Pass This Way Again Patch | Embroidered Patches

Enjoy Me I May Never Pass This Way Again Naughty Iron on Patch

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Enjoying Freedom Thank A Vet Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Enjoying Freedom Thank A Vet Patch

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Free Hugs Patch | Embroidered Patches

Free Hugs Naughty Iron on Patch

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Fuck Off Patch

Fuck Off Naughty Iron on Patch

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Fuck The Police Patch Except

Fuck The Police Except You Officer Patch

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Fuck You Earn It Patch

Fuck You Earn It Offensive Iron on Patch

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Fuck You I Have Enough Friends Patch

Fuck You I Have Enough Friends Patch

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Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Patch

Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Patch

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Fucking Fucktards Patch

Fucking Fucktards Naughty Iron on Patch

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Heavily Sedated For Your Protection Patch | Embroidered Patches

Heavily Sedated For Your Protection Patch

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Here I Am Other 2 Wishes Patch | Embroidered Patches

Here I Am Other 2 Wishes Funny Iron on Patch

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Here Is An Idea Fuck You Patch

Here Is An Idea Fuck You Naughty Iron on Patch

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I Aint Mr. Right But I'll Fuck You Till He Shows Up Patch

I Aint Mr. Right But I'll Fuck You Till He Shows Up Patch

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I am an Acquired Taste If You don't Like Me You Should Acquire Some Taste Patch

I am an Acquired Taste If You don't Like Me You Should Acquire Some Taste Funny Iron on Patch

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I Didn't Say It Was Your Fault I Said I Was Blaming You Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Didn't Say It Was Your Fault I Said I Was Blaming You Funny Patch

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I didn't serve this country for you to tell me I should be politically correct Patch

I didn't serve this country for you to tell me I should be politically correct Patch

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I Envy People Who Have Never Met You Patch

I Envy People Who Have Never Met You Funny Iron on Patch

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I Hunt the Evil You Pretend Doesn't Exist Patch

I Hunt the Evil You Pretend Doesn't Exist Military Morale Patch

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I Just Can't Fix Stupid Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Just Can't Fix Stupid Funny Iron on Patch

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I Like You I Will Kill You Last Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Like You I Will Kill You Last Funny Iron on Patch

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I Love How Stupid You Are Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love How Stupid You Are Makes me Feeling Like a Fucking Genius Naughty Iron on Patch

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I Love The Sound You Make When You Shut The Fuck Up Patch

I Love The Sound You Make When You Shut The Fuck Up Patch

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I May Look Calm But I Killed You Three Times Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I May Look Calm But In My Head I Already Killed You Three Times Patch

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I Only Ride This Way To Piss You Off Patch

I Only Ride This Way To Piss You Off Patch

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I Smoke Cigars Just To Piss You Off Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Smoke Cigars Just To Piss You Off Patch

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I would Say go to Hell but then I would See you Everyday Patch

I would Say go to Hell but then I would See you Everyday Patch

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If It's Not In Your Heart Don't Put It On Your Back Patch | Embroidered Patches

If It's Not In Your Heart Don't Put It On Your Back Patch

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If You Are Agitated Or Confused My Job Here Is Done Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Are Agitated or Confused My Job Here Is Done Funny Iron on Patch

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Ride My Ass At Least Pull Me Hair Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Are Going to Ride My Ass At Least Pull Me Hair Patch

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If You Can Read This You Are In Range Patch In Red Black | Embroidered Patches

If You Can Read This You Are In Range Patch

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If You Can Read This You Are In Range Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Can Read This You Are In Range Patch

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If You Can't Feed Them Don't Breed Them Patch

If You Can't Feed Them Don't Breed Them Iron on Morale Patch

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If You Don't Want a Gut Take it in The Butt Patch

If You Don't Want a Gut Take it in The Butt Patch

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If You Have a Whistle Now is The Time Patch

If You Have a Whistle Now is The Time Funny Iron on Patch

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If You Think I'm A Bitch Meet My Daughter Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Think I'm A Bitch Meet My Daughter Patch

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It's Called Fuck Off And It's Located Over There Patch

It's Called Fuck Off and It's Located Over There Patch

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Just Because I'm A Gentleman Doesn't Mean I Won't Spank You Patch | Embroidered Patches

Just Because I'm A Gentleman Doesn't Mean I Won't Spank You Funny Iron on Patch

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Keep Honking I'm Reloading Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches

Keep Honking I'm Reloading Patch

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Keep Rolling Your Eyes Maybe You'll Find A Brain Back There Patch

Keep Rolling Your Eyes Maybe You'll Find A Brain Back There Funny Iron on Patch

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Last Thing I Want Is To Hurt You Patch | Embroidered Patches

Last Thing I Want Is To Hurt You Funny Iron on Patch

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Let Go Of My Ears I Know What I'm Doing Patch | Embroidered Patches

Let Go Of My Ears I Know What I'm Doing Funny Iron on Patch

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Lick Me Til I Scream Patch

Lick Me Til I Scream Patch

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Lollipops To Cocks Patch | Embroidered Patches

Lollipops To Cocks Patch

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Long Day Need A Hug That Turns To Sex Patch | Embroidered Patches

Long Day Need A Hug That Turns To Sex Patch

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May Not Be Mrs. Right Patch

May Not Be Mrs. Right But I'll Fuck You Till She Shows Up Patch

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Mess With Trailer Park Patch | Embroidered Patches

Mess with Me You Mess With Trailer Park Funny Iron on Patch

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Mistaken Me For Someone Who Cares Patch | Embroidered Patches

Mistaken Me For Someone Who Cares Funny Iron on Patch

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My Alone Time Is Sometimes For Your Safety Patch

My Alone Time Is Sometimes For Your Safety Funny Iron on Patch

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My Dad Can Kick Your Dad's Ass Patch

My Dad Can Kick Your Dad's Ass Funny Iron on Patch

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My Degree Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Degree Of Stupidity Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Degree Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Degree Of Stupidity Funny Iron on Patch

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