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Patches that says something to the one Reading it

When you look at thousands of patches and try to categorize them in some sensible way you realize sometimes you go nuts. Other times you realize there is a pattern. These patches in this category says something directly to the person reading your patch. I call them Engaging Patches. Mostly for good humor of course. I've also broken up our funny patches into worldly advice patches that have sayings which one would consider as wise knowledge. There are funny patches that fall into a third category which I like to call I'm patches. Mostly patches that say something just about yourself. Surely these patches overlap each other at times so I recommend if you have the time do check out the entire funny patches selection. RIDE SAFE

Suck It Up Butter Cup Patch | Embroidered Patches

Suck It Up Butter Cup Patch

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You My Friend Should Have Been Swallowed Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

You My Friend Should Have Been Swallowed Patch

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But Did you Die Patch

But Did you Die Funny Iron on Patch

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Ride My Ass At Least Pull Me Hair Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Are Going to Ride My Ass At Least Pull Me Hair Patch

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Fuck You I Have Enough Friends Patch

Fuck You I Have Enough Friends Patch

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You Say I'm A Bitch Like It's A Bad Thing Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Say I'm A Bitch Like It's A Bad Thing Patch

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Lollipops To Cocks Patch | Embroidered Patches

Lollipops To Cocks Patch

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Tell Your Boobs To Stop Staring At Me Patch | Embroidered Patches

Tell Your Boobs To Stop Staring At Me Patch

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My Degree Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Degree Of Stupidity Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Degree Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Degree Of Stupidity Funny Iron on Patch

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Smile If You're Not Wearing Panties Patch

Smile If You're Not Wearing Panties Patch

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Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon Patch | Embroidered Patches

Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon Funny Iron on Patch

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Abcdefucku Patch

Abcdefucku Patch

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Who Is Your Daddy Patch

Who Is Your Daddy Funny Iron on Patch

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You Can't Fix Stupid Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Can't Fix Stupid Patch

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I May Look Calm But I Killed You Three Times Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I May Look Calm But In My Head I Already Killed You Three Times Patch

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Free Hugs Patch | Embroidered Patches

Free Hugs Naughty Iron on Patch

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Don't Ask To Ride My Bike I Won't Ask To Sleep With Your Wife Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Ask To Ride My Bike I Won't Ask To Sleep With Your Wife Patch

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Practice Safe Sex Go Fuck Yourself Patch

Practice Safe Sex Go Fuck Yourself Patch

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Why Don't You Hide And Go Fuck Yourself Patch

Why Don't You Hide and Go Fuck Yourself Funny Iron on Patch

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Mess With Trailer Park Patch | Embroidered Patches

Mess with Me You Mess With Trailer Park Funny Iron on Patch

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Penny For You Thoughts Dollar If You Flash Me Patch

Penny For You Thoughts Dollar If You Flash Me Patch

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Fuck You Earn It Patch

Fuck You Earn It Offensive Iron on Patch

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Don't Ask To Ride My Bike I Won't Ask To Fuck Your Wife Patch

Don't Ask To Ride My Bike I Won't Ask To Fuck Your Wife Patch

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Sorry For Being So Fucking Sexy Patch

Sorry For Being So Fucking Sexy Patch

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Sorry Sarcasm Just Falls Out Of My Mouth Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sorry Sarcasm Just Falls Out Of My Mouth Patch

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It's Called Fuck Off And It's Located Over There Patch

It's Called Fuck Off and It's Located Over There Patch

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You Are No 1 Middle Finger Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Are No 1 Middle Finger Patch

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You Can't Buy Sisterhood Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Can't Buy Sisterhood Patch

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Why Because Fuck You That's Why Patch

Why Because Fuck You That's Why Patch

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Your Face Would Look Better Between my Legs Patch

Your Face Would Look Better Between my Legs Patch

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You Can't Make This Shit Up Patch

You Can't Make This Shit Up Funny Iron on Patch

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Heavily Sedated For Your Protection Patch | Embroidered Patches

Heavily Sedated For Your Protection Patch

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What You See Is What You Get Patch | Embroidered Patches

What You See Is What You Get Funny Iron on Patch

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Are We Going To Ride Or Are We Going To Dick Around All Day Patch | Embroidered Patches

Are We Going To Ride or Are We Going To Dick Around All Day Patch

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Enjoy Me I May Never Pass This Way Again Patch | Embroidered Patches

Enjoy Me I May Never Pass This Way Again Naughty Iron on Patch

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I Aint Mr. Right But I'll Fuck You Till He Shows Up Patch

I Aint Mr. Right But I'll Fuck You Till He Shows Up Patch

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Don't Make Me Open This Can Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Make Me Open This Can Funny Iron on Patch

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You Are Here Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Are Here Patch

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Fuck Off Patch

Fuck Off Naughty Iron on Patch

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Yeah It's Fast No You Can't Ride It Patch

Yeah It's Fast No You Can't Ride It Patch

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Don't Hate Me Cause I'm Beautiful Patch

Don't Hate Me Cause I'm Beautiful Patch

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Don't Argue With Me You Will Not Win Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Argue With Me You Will Not Win Funny Iron on Patch

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If You Think I'm A Bitch Meet My Daughter Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Think I'm A Bitch Meet My Daughter Patch

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Come To The Dark Side Have Milk And Cookies Patch | Embroidered Patches

Come To The Dark Side We Have Milk and Cookies Funny Iron on Patch

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Despite The Look On My Face Patch | Embroidered Patches

Despite The Look On My Face You're Still Talking Funny Iron on Patch

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Long Day Need A Hug That Turns To Sex Patch | Embroidered Patches

Long Day Need A Hug That Turns To Sex Patch

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You Look Like I Need Another Drink Patch

You Look Like I Need Another Drink Funny Iron on Patch

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As Useless As A Nun With Big Tits Funny Patch

Your As Useless As A Nun With Big Tits Funny Naughty Patch

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Yolo Patch | Embroidered Patches

Yolo Iron on Morale Patch

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Zombies Eat Brains You Are Safe Patch | Embroidered Patches

Zombies Eat Brains You Are Safe Funny Iron on Patch

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Are You Into Casual Sex Or Should I Dress Up Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Are You Into Casual Sex or Should I Dress Up Funny Naughty Patch

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You Can't Scare Me I've Got Daughters Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Can't Scare Me I've Got Daughters Funny Patch

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Ain't Nobody Got Time For That Funny Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

Ain't Nobody Got Time For That Funny Saying Patch

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Welcome To The Dark Side We Lied About The Cookies Patch | Embroidered Patches

Welcome To The Dark Side We Lied About The Cookies Funny Iron on Patch

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Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Patch

Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Patch

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Here Is An Idea Fuck You Patch

Here Is An Idea Fuck You Naughty Iron on Patch

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You Can't Buy Happiness But You Can Buy A Bike And That's Close Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Can't Buy Happiness But You Can Buy A Bike and That's Close Patch

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Keep Honking I'm Reloading Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches

Keep Honking I'm Reloading Patch

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Your Ass Must Be Jealous Of All The Shit That Comes Out Of Your Mouth Patch | Embroidered Patches

Your Ass Must Be Jealous Of All The Shit That Comes Out Of Your Mouth Patch

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Dont Fuck With Me I Fuck Back Patch

Dont Fuck With Me I Fuck Back Patch

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If It's Not In Your Heart Don't Put It On Your Back Patch | Embroidered Patches

If It's Not In Your Heart Don't Put It On Your Back Patch

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That's Mr Asshole To You Patch | Embroidered Patches

That's Mr Asshole To You Patch

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Back Off Patch

Back Off Patch

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My Alone Time Is Sometimes For Your Safety Patch

My Alone Time Is Sometimes For Your Safety Funny Iron on Patch

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Watch Out For The Idiot Behind Me Patch

Watch Out For The Idiot Behind Me Patch

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Lick Me Til I Scream Patch

Lick Me Til I Scream Patch

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You Couldn't Handle Me Even If I Came With Instructions Patch

You Couldn't Handle Me Even If I Came With Instructions Funny Iron on Patch

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I Love The Sound You Make When You Shut The Fuck Up Patch

I Love The Sound You Make When You Shut The Fuck Up Patch

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Offended You Are A Fuck I Dont Give Yoda Patch

Offended You Are A Fuck I Dont Give Yoda Patch

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Noone Owes You a Fucking Thing Patch

Noone Owes You a Fucking Thing Patch

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None of My Personalities Like You Patch

None of My Personalities Like You Funny Iron on Patch

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Sorry Officer I thought you wanted to race Patch

Sorry Officer I thought you wanted to race Patch

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I Hunt the Evil You Pretend Doesn't Exist Patch

I Hunt the Evil You Pretend Doesn't Exist Military Morale Patch

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You can Save a Horse and Ride This Cowboy Patch

You can Save a Horse and Ride This Cowboy Biker Patch

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Show Your Tits Patch

Show Your Tits Patch

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If You Don't Want a Gut Take it in The Butt Patch

If You Don't Want a Gut Take it in The Butt Patch

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You Find it Offensive I Find it Funny That's Why I'm Happier Patch

You Find it Offensive I Find it Funny That's Why I'm Happier Patch

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You Can Kiss My Rebel Ass Patch

You Can Kiss My Rebel Ass Patch

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You Can't Defeat Your Demons If You're Enjoying Their Company Patch

You Can't Defeat Your Demons If You're Enjoying Their Company Patch

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You Don't have to trust your Government Patch

You Don't have to trust your Government to be a Good American, Just believe in your Country Patch

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