Short Label Patches that Describe You

Browse the hundreds of different One to Two Word Self Descriptive Patches. We all have an alias we go by. A word that describes us. Are you a Bitch, Asshole, Smart Ass, Retired? You'll find all our Alias Patches listed here. You can also check out the Ranks and Titles Patches if you are looking for President, Founder type patches. RIDE SAFE and Don't Text and Drive. Know that You're an Asshole if you text and Drive.

As Happy As Larry Patch
    $3.99
Born Again Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Cowboy Up Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Really Patch
    $3.99
Patriot Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Oathkeeper Three  Percenter Red Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Thin Red Line Proud Grandma Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Coexist Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Proud Father US Flag Rocker Patch | US Coast Guard Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
Cancervivor Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Oathkeeper Three  Percenter Gray Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Thin Blue Line Proud Grandma Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Biker Grandma Patch In Old English
    $3.99
I Am My Brothers Keeper Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
I'm Your Huckleberry Patch
    $3.99
It Is What It Is Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Deplorable Patch
    $3.99
Breast Cancer Survivor Pink Ribbon Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Trump Is My President Patch
    $3.99
Biker Grandpa Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Trump 2020 Patch
    $3.99
Old Skool Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Blue Lives Matter Patch
    $3.99
Politically Incorrect Patch
    $3.99
Deplorable Rocker Patch
    $3.99
Clean And Sober Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Fear No Evil Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Biker Grandma Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Big Daddy Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Body by Burritos Patch
    $3.99
100 Percent Vet 100 Percent Biker Patch
    $3.99
Merica Est 1776 Patch
    $3.99
Wild and Free Patch
    $3.99
Driven by The Spirit Patch
    $3.99
I Beat Anorexia Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Life Is Good With Jesus Patch
    $3.99
I'm Special Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Let's Roll Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
It Is What It Is Patch In Gray | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Let It Be Patch
    $3.99
Livin Free Living Easy Patch
    $3.99
Live Free Ride Wild Patch
    $3.99
Yolo Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Cowgirl Up Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Enjoy Me Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Oathkeeper Three  Percenter OD Green Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Bitch Free Zone Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Biker Grandpa Patch In Old English
    $3.99
Invincible Mode On Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Sexy Mode On Patch
    $3.99
Let's Accelerate Patch
    $3.99
Come On Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Hashtag Swag Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Liberal Patch
    $3.99
Heaven Sent Patch
    $3.99
Emotional Creature Patch
    $3.99
Proud Mother US Flag Rocker Patch | US Coast Guard Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99

The huge range of patches available here are truly superb and the prices are the cheapest around for the quality on offer. Every biker will find something to suit in this magnificent range of iron on patches.

Take the 'Classic Bitch patch'. This simple patch is perfect for ladies with attitude. It is the female equivalent to the 'Classic Asshole patch' and is similar in design having a black rectangle shape with classic white lettering. This patch is perfect for those girls who don't care who thinks they are a bitch. It is also to let the men know they are not to be messed with. So for biker girls with attitude, this patch is the perfect addition to your biker gear.

When it comes to funny sayings, TheCheapplace.com have a host of patches available. For example in a witty take on the classic female saying 'Does my bum look big in this' we now have the 'Does This Condom Make Me Look Fat Patch'. This white on black patch is ideal for guys who like to have a laugh. It has been designed and created with top quality materials and has been finished with thick die cut borders which give it a much cleaner appearance. You can also take advantage of these thick borders for sewing this patch on to your jacket or vest with relative ease.

The 'Don't Be Scared Patch' is one for everyone; another classic white on black patch which will stand out on your biker gear. This fantastic patch is designed in a funky font which will look great on your clothing. Measuring 1.75 x 4 inches, this patch will look great anywhere on your jacket or vest especially on your sleeves or above your chest pocket.

I'm sure there are many of us who have experienced times when we were about to do something but then forget what it was! Well the 'Ever Stop To Think Then Forget To Start Again Patch' is a perfect patch for those of us who find this is a frequently increasing occurrence. If this does happen to you quite often then be rest assured you are not alone and with this patch on your jacket you will more than likely find a lot of people agreeing with you.

In another of the funny sayings patches, we have the 'Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap Patch'. Well isn't this true!! A funny and witty patch which has been designed to give people you meet a chuckle, provided they aren't fat!

If you want to see more great patches then TheCheapplace.com has a huge variety which I will try to discuss in subsequent posts. The site mainly caters to Biker's with a great collection of Biker Patches.