Short Label Patches that Describe You

Browse the hundreds of different One to Two Word Self Descriptive Patches. We all have an alias we go by. A word that describes us. Are you a Bitch, Asshole, Smart Ass, Retired? You'll find all our Alias Patches listed here. You can also check out the Ranks and Titles Patches if you are looking for President, Founder type patches. RIDE SAFE and Don't Text and Drive. Know that You're an Asshole if you text and Drive.

Hashtag No Filter Patch
    $3.99
Proud Air Force Wife Patch
    $3.99
Proud Army Wife Patch
    $3.99
American Woman Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Cancervivor Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Biker Grandma Patch In Old English
    $3.99
Warning Educated Black Woman Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Spoiled Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Breast Cancer Survivor Pink Ribbon Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
1 Percent Angel 99 Percent Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Classy Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patch
    $3.99
Princess Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Biker Babe Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Biker Grandma Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Lady Vet Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
Cute But Psycho Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Body by Burritos Patch
    $3.99
High Maintenance Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Crazy Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Queen B Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
I Can't Be Good All The Time Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Property Of No One Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Lady Rider Banner With Rose Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches
    $3.99
Biker Chick In Pink | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Biker Chick Black White Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Rebel Girl Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Warning Sex Addict Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Size Does Matter Patch
    $3.99
She Devil Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Catholic School Survivor Funny Christian Patch
    $3.99
Angel Inside Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Brains And Tits Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
I'm Special Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Bootylicious Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Sweetheart Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Wicked Patch
    $3.99
Asphalt Angel Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Whatever Patch
    $3.99
Kick Ass Girl Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Naughty Girls Have More Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Hashtag Bad Girl Patch
    $3.99
Proud Navy Wife Patch
    $3.99
Little Bitch Patch
    $3.99
Livin Free Living Easy Patch
    $3.99
Biker Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Asstastic Pink Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
100 Percent Total Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Cougar Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Milf Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Sexy Patch White Pink | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Trophy Wife Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
I'm Delicious Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Mamasita Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Bitch 1 Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Babe Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Honey Pie Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
100 Percent Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Warning Bombshell Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Just Divorced Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Naughty Girl Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99

The huge range of patches available here are truly superb and the prices are the cheapest around for the quality on offer. Every biker will find something to suit in this magnificent range of iron on patches.

Take the 'Classic Bitch patch'. This simple patch is perfect for ladies with attitude. It is the female equivalent to the 'Classic Asshole patch' and is similar in design having a black rectangle shape with classic white lettering. This patch is perfect for those girls who don't care who thinks they are a bitch. It is also to let the men know they are not to be messed with. So for biker girls with attitude, this patch is the perfect addition to your biker gear.

When it comes to funny sayings, TheCheapplace.com have a host of patches available. For example in a witty take on the classic female saying 'Does my bum look big in this' we now have the 'Does This Condom Make Me Look Fat Patch'. This white on black patch is ideal for guys who like to have a laugh. It has been designed and created with top quality materials and has been finished with thick die cut borders which give it a much cleaner appearance. You can also take advantage of these thick borders for sewing this patch on to your jacket or vest with relative ease.

The 'Don't Be Scared Patch' is one for everyone; another classic white on black patch which will stand out on your biker gear. This fantastic patch is designed in a funky font which will look great on your clothing. Measuring 1.75 x 4 inches, this patch will look great anywhere on your jacket or vest especially on your sleeves or above your chest pocket.

I'm sure there are many of us who have experienced times when we were about to do something but then forget what it was! Well the 'Ever Stop To Think Then Forget To Start Again Patch' is a perfect patch for those of us who find this is a frequently increasing occurrence. If this does happen to you quite often then be rest assured you are not alone and with this patch on your jacket you will more than likely find a lot of people agreeing with you.

In another of the funny sayings patches, we have the 'Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap Patch'. Well isn't this true!! A funny and witty patch which has been designed to give people you meet a chuckle, provided they aren't fat!

If you want to see more great patches then TheCheapplace.com has a huge variety which I will try to discuss in subsequent posts. The site mainly caters to Biker's with a great collection of Biker Patches.