Short Label Patches that Describe You

Browse the hundreds of different One to Two Word Self Descriptive Patches. We all have an alias we go by. A word that describes us. Are you a Bitch, Asshole, Smart Ass, Retired? You'll find all our Alias Patches listed here. You can also check out the Ranks and Titles Patches if you are looking for President, Founder type patches. RIDE SAFE and Don't Text and Drive. Know that You're an Asshole if you text and Drive.

Infidel Medium Size Rocker Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
Retired Medium Size Rocker Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $4.99
Infidel Patch White With Arabic
    $3.99
Proud Air Force Wife Patch
    $3.99
Proud Army Wife Patch
    $3.99
100 Percent Vet Subdued Green Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
Oathkeeper Three  Percenter Red Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Infidel Subdued Patch With Arabic
    $3.99
American Veteran Patch
    $3.99
Proud Father US Flag Rocker Patch | US Coast Guard Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
Infidel Patch Over Desert Sand | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
100 Percent Vet Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
Oathkeeper Three  Percenter Gray Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Infidel Patch Red With Arabic
    $3.99
I Am My Brothers Keeper Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Infidel Patch In Arabic | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
I Am My Brother's Keeper Patch In Red | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
Retired Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
FUBAR Patch Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
    $3.99
Disabled Vet Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
Lady Vet Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
Infidel Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
100 Percent Vet 100 Percent Biker Patch
    $3.99
Christian Biker Vet Patch
    $3.99
Fubar Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
BOHICA Patch - Bend Over Here It Comes Again | US Marine Corps Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
Old Coots On Scoots Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
SNAFU Patch
    $3.99
Proud Navy Wife Patch
    $3.99
Just The Tip Bullet Patch
    $3.99
CATFU Patch - Completely And Totally Fouled Up | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99$2.99
VFFV Patch Vet Forever Forever Vet | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
Oathkeeper Three  Percenter OD Green Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Proud Coast Guard Wife Patch
    $3.99
Commando Patch
    $3.99
Triggered Patch
    $3.99
Proud Mother US Flag Rocker Patch | US Coast Guard Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99

The huge range of patches available here are truly superb and the prices are the cheapest around for the quality on offer. Every biker will find something to suit in this magnificent range of iron on patches.

Take the 'Classic Bitch patch'. This simple patch is perfect for ladies with attitude. It is the female equivalent to the 'Classic Asshole patch' and is similar in design having a black rectangle shape with classic white lettering. This patch is perfect for those girls who don't care who thinks they are a bitch. It is also to let the men know they are not to be messed with. So for biker girls with attitude, this patch is the perfect addition to your biker gear.

When it comes to funny sayings, TheCheapplace.com have a host of patches available. For example in a witty take on the classic female saying 'Does my bum look big in this' we now have the 'Does This Condom Make Me Look Fat Patch'. This white on black patch is ideal for guys who like to have a laugh. It has been designed and created with top quality materials and has been finished with thick die cut borders which give it a much cleaner appearance. You can also take advantage of these thick borders for sewing this patch on to your jacket or vest with relative ease.

The 'Don't Be Scared Patch' is one for everyone; another classic white on black patch which will stand out on your biker gear. This fantastic patch is designed in a funky font which will look great on your clothing. Measuring 1.75 x 4 inches, this patch will look great anywhere on your jacket or vest especially on your sleeves or above your chest pocket.

I'm sure there are many of us who have experienced times when we were about to do something but then forget what it was! Well the 'Ever Stop To Think Then Forget To Start Again Patch' is a perfect patch for those of us who find this is a frequently increasing occurrence. If this does happen to you quite often then be rest assured you are not alone and with this patch on your jacket you will more than likely find a lot of people agreeing with you.

In another of the funny sayings patches, we have the 'Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap Patch'. Well isn't this true!! A funny and witty patch which has been designed to give people you meet a chuckle, provided they aren't fat!

If you want to see more great patches then TheCheapplace.com has a huge variety which I will try to discuss in subsequent posts. The site mainly caters to Biker's with a great collection of Biker Patches.