Short Label Patches that Describe You

Browse the hundreds of different One to Two Word Self Descriptive Patches. We all have an alias we go by. A word that describes us. Are you a Bitch, Asshole, Smart Ass, Retired? You'll find all our Alias Patches listed here. You can also check out the Ranks and Titles Patches if you are looking for President, Founder type patches. RIDE SAFE and Don't Text and Drive. Know that You're an Asshole if you text and Drive.

Big Daddy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Babe Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Free Hugs Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Hashtag Bad Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Beer Me Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Wannabe Lap Dog Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Queen B Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Designated Asshole Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%

Lol Funny Iron on Patch

2.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Reflective Dilligaf Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $2
$4.99
Reflective Patches

Fuggetaboutit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Rebel Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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BOHICA Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

HMFIC Patch

3x1 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Fuck'em All Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Asphalt Cowboy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

She Devil Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

I'm Delicious Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

WTF Patch

2.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Out Of Order Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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100 Percent Total Bitch Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

100 Percent Bitch Patch

2x3 inch as low as $1.50
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Fubar Patch

3.5x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Psycho Bitch Magnet Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Hashtag No Filter Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Ride Hard or Stay Home Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Bad Motherfucker Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Just Divorced Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Bootylicious Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Libtard Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Warning Sex Addict Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sexy Mode ON OFF Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.50
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OG Patch

2.5x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Obedience School Drop Out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Size Does Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Free Range Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

The Resistance Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Dirty Little Freak Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Big Bad Wolf Funny Iron on Patch

2.5x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Wood Spoon Survivor Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

White Trash Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Body By Bacon Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Stupid Oughta Hurt Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Dunkin Deeznuts Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Professional Booby Massager Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Asphalt Angel Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Karen Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Wicked Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Body under construction Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sex Instructor Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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BOB Broken Old Biker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Evil Patch With Devil Horns

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Shit Happens Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Assman Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Property Of No One Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Ride Naked Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%

Certified INSANE Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

333 Half Evil Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x2.5 inch as low as $2
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Cougar Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Yolo Iron on Morale Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Orgasm Donor Medic Cross Patch

3x3 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Naughty Girls Have More Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Down with Panties Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Naughty Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Original Gangsta Patch

2.5x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Devil Inside Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Boss Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Yes Please Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Rock Star Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

SNAFU Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Sexy Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Angel Inside Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
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357 Beats 911 Patch

3.75x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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I Didn't Do It Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%

IV XX Patch 420 Pot Symbol

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Trophy Husband Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Drunk Wives Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Infidel Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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The huge range of patches available here are truly superb and the prices are the cheapest around for the quality on offer. Every biker will find something to suit in this magnificent range of iron on patches.

Take the 'Classic Bitch patch'. This simple patch is perfect for ladies with attitude. It is the female equivalent to the 'Classic Asshole patch' and is similar in design having a black rectangle shape with classic white lettering. This patch is perfect for those girls who don't care who thinks they are a bitch. It is also to let the men know they are not to be messed with. So for biker girls with attitude, this patch is the perfect addition to your biker gear.

When it comes to funny sayings, TheCheapplace.com have a host of patches available. For example in a witty take on the classic female saying 'Does my bum look big in this' we now have the 'Does This Condom Make Me Look Fat Patch'. This white on black patch is ideal for guys who like to have a laugh. It has been designed and created with top quality materials and has been finished with thick die cut borders which give it a much cleaner appearance. You can also take advantage of these thick borders for sewing this patch on to your jacket or vest with relative ease.

The 'Don't Be Scared Patch' is one for everyone; another classic white on black patch which will stand out on your biker gear. This fantastic patch is designed in a funky font which will look great on your clothing. Measuring 1.75 x 4 inches, this patch will look great anywhere on your jacket or vest especially on your sleeves or above your chest pocket.

I'm sure there are many of us who have experienced times when we were about to do something but then forget what it was! Well the 'Ever Stop To Think Then Forget To Start Again Patch' is a perfect patch for those of us who find this is a frequently increasing occurrence. If this does happen to you quite often then be rest assured you are not alone and with this patch on your jacket you will more than likely find a lot of people agreeing with you.

In another of the funny sayings patches, we have the 'Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap Patch'. Well isn't this true!! A funny and witty patch which has been designed to give people you meet a chuckle, provided they aren't fat!

If you want to see more great patches then TheCheapplace.com has a huge variety which I will try to discuss in subsequent posts. The site mainly caters to Biker's with a great collection of Biker Patches.