Shop Sayings Patches and Funny Biker Patches 

Saying Patches and funny phrase patches show character, personality, attitude, intelligence, mood with our iron on saying patches. We have them categorized into different groups. Inspiring patches, Naughty patches, reflective quote and sayings patches. You are probably going to spend some time looking through them all. All these saying patches are also available for wholesale if you want to resell them at your store. We even have displays for them.

Damn I Got Old Quick Funny Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Retired Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99$2.99
I see no Good Reason to Act my Age Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Biker Grandpa Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
RETIRED Subtle Police Officer Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Retired Small Rocker Patch With American Flag Tips | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Old Skool Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Biker Grandma Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Retired Law Enforcement Rocker Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Retired Bottom Rocker With Flags Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $11.99$9.59
I'm Too Old For This Shit Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
This Is What An Awesome Grandpa Looks Like Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Old Skool Patch In Old English
    $3.99$2.99
Retired Firefighter Rocker Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Retired Police Officer Rocker Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Warning Retired Knows It All Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Warning Retired Part Time Pain In The Ass Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Old Coots On Scoots Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99$2.99
I'm Retired Go Around Me Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Don't Stop Riding Because You Get Old Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Grumpy Old Fart Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
This Is What An Awesome Grandma Looks Like
    $3.99$2.99
If It's too Loud You are Too Old Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I don't Suffer from Memory Loss I Enjoy it Patch
    $3.99$2.99
My Grandpa's Biker Buddy Patch
    $3.99$2.99
You're Never Too Old To Learn Something Stupid Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
BOB Broken Old Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Retired Red Line Firefigher Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional GrandPa Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Retired Patch In Old English
    $3.99$2.99
Biker Grandma Patch In Old English
    $3.99$2.99
Grumpy Old Far Patch In Old English
    $3.99$2.99
Slightly Used But Still in Excellent Condition Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Life Begins at 60 Patch
    $3.99$2.99
My Wife is Easy on The Eyes, Ears not So Much Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Retired Drug Dealer Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Old Skool Small Flag Rocker Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Batteries not Included Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Retired Large Top Rocker With US Flags Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $11.99$9.59
I'm Not Getting Older I'm Getting Cooler Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$3.19
Retired Medium Size Rocker Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $4.99$3.99
Sorry Old Enough To Know Better Never Kicked In Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Don't Be Fooled I Just Act Like I Care Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional Grandma Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Thin Blue Line Proud Grandma Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Biker Grandpa Patch In Old English
    $3.99$2.99
Old Geezer Mode On Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I Love My Spoiled Rotten Ungrateful Children Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Life Begins at 70 Patch
    $3.99$2.99
My Warranty Just Expired Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Roughly Used But Still Under Warranty Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Lonely Patch
    $3.99$2.99
RETIRED Top Rocker Patch In Army Green Colors
    $11.99
Retired Lower Rocker Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $11.99
Thin Red Line Proud Grandma Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Retired Extra Large Rocker Patch
    $14.99$11.99

Embroidered Saying Patches

Saying Patches are also known as text patches. Most of ours are 4 inch wide patches with short sentences, phrases, quotes, and sayings. We scavenge the internet to see what is popular and turn them into small saying patches. Most of our designs appeal towards bikers, military and veterans. See our Biker Patches category.

We welcome all ideas, contact us, send us an idea, we'll turn them into patches and make them available here. All our saying patches can be sewn or ironed on. You just have to be careful what you are ironing the patch on to. If it is leather or nylon material I highly recommend you DO NOT iron on the patches. It's not that the patch won't stick, but the heat will actually scorch your leather or nylon material. When ironing on a patch with a household iron, we know for a fact that it will not stick for long. You may ask why you call them iron on patches. To be honest they should be called heat press patches. If you use a heat press to iron on the patch they will adhere permanently to the fabric you are ironing it on. Both heat and pressure are extremely important when ironing on a patch. We do have instructions for applying patches to clothing.