Shop Sayings Patches and Funny Biker Patches 

Saying Patches and funny phrase patches show character, personality, attitude, intelligence, mood with our iron on saying patches. We have them categorized into different groups. Inspiring patches, Naughty patches, reflective quote and sayings patches. You are probably going to spend some time looking through them all. All these saying patches are also available for wholesale if you want to resell them at your store. We even have displays for them.

Sorry I'm Late I Got Here as Soon as I Wanted to Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Yes I Do Bite Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Duty Honor Country White Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Veteran Patch Old Stamper White | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99$2.99
I Am My Sister's Keeper Patch In Red | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99$2.99
ORIGINAL Patch In Black And White
    $3.99$2.99
Bad Example Patch Black On White
    $3.99$2.99
I Speak English Eat Meat Shoot my Gun Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Daddy's Girl Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I didn't Fart My Ass Blow you a Kiss Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Genuine Asshole Made In USA Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Iraq War Vet Ribbon Small Rocker | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
I Love Boobies Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Property Of Jesus Christian Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Retired Small Rocker Patch With American Flag Tips | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99$2.99
I May Not Be Perfect But My Dog Loves Me Cute Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
I'm The Christian Satan Warned You About Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
I Got Your 6 Police Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Zero Fucks Given Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Veteran US Flag Rocker Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $11.99
Vietnam Veteran Army Patch Rect | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches
    $3.99$2.99
I Scored High On My Drug Test Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Spank Me The Only Way I Learn Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
The Voices In My Head May Not Be Real Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I Am My Brothers Keeper Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
I Stand For The Flag And Kneel for The Cross Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I Am Who I Am Your Approval Is Not Needed Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
I'm Your Huckleberry Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Veteran Bottom Rocker With Flags Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $11.99
DILLIGAF Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Disabled Veteran Patch With US Flags | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99$2.99
President Patch 3.5 Inch White
    $3.99$2.99
Vice President Patch 3.5 Inch White
    $3.99$2.99
I Don't Snore I dream i'm a Motorcycle Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Vietnam Era Vet Patch | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Combat Veteran Small Rocker Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
In Memory Of When I Gave A Shit Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
I Am My Brother's Keeper Patch In Red | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99$2.99
I Flunked Anger Management Patch
    $3.99
My Other Toy Has Tits Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
These Are My Church Clothes Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Road Captain Patch 3.5 Inch White | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Sgt At Arms Patch 3.5 Inch White
    $3.99$2.99
Let's Pretend I Give a Shit and Leave it at That Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Damn I Got Old Quick Funny Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99$2.99
In Memory Of My Father Vietnam War Vet Patch | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches
    $3.99$2.99
I see no Good Reason to Act my Age Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I'm Not Fat I'm Just Easy to See Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Chaplain Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99

Embroidered Saying Patches

Saying Patches are also known as text patches. Most of ours are 4 inch wide patches with short sentences, phrases, quotes, and sayings. We scavenge the internet to see what is popular and turn them into small saying patches. Most of our designs appeal towards bikers, military and veterans. See our Biker Patches category.

We welcome all ideas, contact us, send us an idea, we'll turn them into patches and make them available here. All our saying patches can be sewn or ironed on. You just have to be careful what you are ironing the patch on to. If it is leather or nylon material I highly recommend you DO NOT iron on the patches. It's not that the patch won't stick, but the heat will actually scorch your leather or nylon material. When ironing on a patch with a household iron, we know for a fact that it will not stick for long. You may ask why you call them iron on patches. To be honest they should be called heat press patches. If you use a heat press to iron on the patch they will adhere permanently to the fabric you are ironing it on. Both heat and pressure are extremely important when ironing on a patch. We do have instructions for applying patches to clothing.