Shop Sayings Patches and Funny Biker Patches 

Saying Patches and funny phrase patches show character, personality, attitude, intelligence, mood with our iron on saying patches. We have them categorized into different groups. Inspiring patches, Naughty patches, reflective quote and sayings patches. You are probably going to spend some time looking through them all. All these saying patches are also available for wholesale if you want to resell them at your store. We even have displays for them.

In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised Patch
    $3.99
I Am My Brothers Keeper Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
DILLIGAF Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
I'm Your Huckleberry Patch
    $3.99
Veteran Bottom Rocker With Flags Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $11.99
Disabled Veteran Patch With US Flags | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
President Patch 3.5 Inch White
    $3.99
Vice President Patch 3.5 Inch White
    $3.99
Combat Veteran Small Rocker Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
I Don't Snore I dream i'm a Motorcycle Patch
    $3.99
These Are My Church Clothes Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Vietnam Era Vet Patch | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches
    $3.99
In Memory Of When I Gave A Shit Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
I Am My Brother's Keeper Patch In Red | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
Road Captain Patch 3.5 Inch White | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
My Other Toy Has Tits Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Damn I Got Old Quick Funny Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
Sgt At Arms Patch 3.5 Inch White
    $3.99
Trump Is My President Patch
    $3.99
Don't Follow Me I'm Lost Too Patch
    $3.99
Yes I Do Bite Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
I Am My Sisters Keeper Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Some Need Therapy I Have My Motorcycle Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
In Memory Of My Father Vietnam War Vet Patch | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches
    $3.99$2.99
I Voted For Trump And I Carry a Gun Patch
    $3.99
I see no Good Reason to Act my Age Patch
    $3.99
I'm Not Fat I'm Just Easy to See Patch
    $3.99
Daddy's Girl Patch
    $3.99
I Flunked Anger Management Patch
    $3.99
Genuine Asshole Made In USA Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Chaplain Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Duty Honor Country White Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
Veteran Patch Old Stamper White | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
Property Of Jesus Christian Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Founder Patch 3.5 Inch White
    $3.99
I May Not Be Perfect But My Dog Loves Me Cute Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
I'm The Christian Satan Warned You About Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Dilligaf Patch In Red | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Warning Boocoo Dinky Dau Vietnam Vet Patch | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches
    $3.99
Bad Example Patch Black On White
    $3.99
Zero Fucks Given Patch
    $3.99
I didn't Fart My Ass Blow you a Kiss Patch
    $3.99
Ringmaster of the Shitshow Patch
    $3.99
Vietnam Veteran Army Patch Rect | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Vietnam War Vet Ribbon Small Rocker | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches
    $3.99$2.99

Embroidered Saying Patches

Saying Patches are also known as text patches. Most of ours are 4 inch wide patches with short sentences, phrases, quotes, and sayings. We scavenge the internet to see what is popular and turn them into small saying patches. Most of our designs appeal towards bikers, military and veterans. See our Biker Patches category.

We welcome all ideas, contact us, send us an idea, we'll turn them into patches and make them available here. All our saying patches can be sewn or ironed on. You just have to be careful what you are ironing the patch on to. If it is leather or nylon material I highly recommend you DO NOT iron on the patches. It's not that the patch won't stick, but the heat will actually scorch your leather or nylon material. When ironing on a patch with a household iron, we know for a fact that it will not stick for long. You may ask why you call them iron on patches. To be honest they should be called heat press patches. If you use a heat press to iron on the patch they will adhere permanently to the fabric you are ironing it on. Both heat and pressure are extremely important when ironing on a patch. We do have instructions for applying patches to clothing.