Shop Sayings Patches and Funny Biker Patches 

Saying Patches and funny phrase patches show character, personality, attitude, intelligence, mood with our iron on saying patches. We have them categorized into different groups. Inspiring patches, Naughty patches, reflective quote and sayings patches. You are probably going to spend some time looking through them all. All these saying patches are also available for wholesale if you want to resell them at your store. We even have displays for them.

FUBAR Patch Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
    $3.99$2.99
Sorry I'm Late I Got Here as Soon as I Wanted to Patch
    $3.99$2.99
But Did you Die Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Caution Does Not Play Well With Others Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
420 Club Member Funny Stoner Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Biker Grandpa Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
New York Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Lone Wolf Rocker Small Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
If You Don't Ride In The Rain You Don't Ride Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Duty Honor Country White Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Veteran Patch Old Stamper White | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Beer Me Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Brooklyn Small Rocker Patch
    $3.99$2.99
ORIGINAL Patch In Black And White
    $3.99$2.99
Bad Example Patch Black On White
    $3.99$2.99
Every Saint Has A Past Every Sinner Has A Future Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I Speak English Eat Meat Shoot my Gun Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Long Live the Beard Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Respect The Beard Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Bearded Men Make Everything Better and Wetter Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Daddy's Girl Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I didn't Fart My Ass Blow you a Kiss Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Texas Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Vietnam 1968 Patch | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches
    $3.99$2.99
John 3 16 Believe It Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Duct Tape Since 1942 Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Heroes Don't Wear Capes They Wear Dog Tags Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99$2.99
I Love Boobies Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Reflective Lightning Bolt Left Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Reflective Patches
Property Of Jesus Christian Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Tell Your Boobs To Stop Staring At Me Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
I May Not Be Perfect But My Dog Loves Me Cute Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
You My Friend Should Have Been Swallowed Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
I'm The Christian Satan Warned You About Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Black 3 Inch Round Blank Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $2.99
Welcome To The ShitShow Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Zero Fucks Given Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Proud Deplorable American Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Two Words One Finger Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I Scored High On My Drug Test Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches
    $3.99$2.99
You Can't Fix Stupid Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Relax God Is In Control Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Mechanic Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Boston Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Redneck And Damn Proud Of It! Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Free Hugs Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Fear Is Temporary Regret Is Forever Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99

Embroidered Saying Patches

Saying Patches are also known as text patches. Most of ours are 4 inch wide patches with short sentences, phrases, quotes, and sayings. We scavenge the internet to see what is popular and turn them into small saying patches. Most of our designs appeal towards bikers, military and veterans. See our Biker Patches category.

We welcome all ideas, contact us, send us an idea, we'll turn them into patches and make them available here. All our saying patches can be sewn or ironed on. You just have to be careful what you are ironing the patch on to. If it is leather or nylon material I highly recommend you DO NOT iron on the patches. It's not that the patch won't stick, but the heat will actually scorch your leather or nylon material. When ironing on a patch with a household iron, we know for a fact that it will not stick for long. You may ask why you call them iron on patches. To be honest they should be called heat press patches. If you use a heat press to iron on the patch they will adhere permanently to the fabric you are ironing it on. Both heat and pressure are extremely important when ironing on a patch. We do have instructions for applying patches to clothing.