Saying Patches with Sayings and Quotes

The Cheap Place offers an extensive collection of saying patches. What is a saying patch, you ask? It is an embroidered patch that displays a humorous or clever saying in easily readable text. Saying patches can be designed around cultural messages, common beliefs, politics, or just about anything else. We divide ours into multiple categories covering everything from inspiring quotes to naughty sayings and humorous patches with reflective fabric.

Shit Show Supervisor Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Privileged Patch

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See you in my DMs Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Support Drunk Times Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Hello My name is Mr. Fix it All Patch

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Shenanigan Enthusiast Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Drinks Well with Others Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Middle Earth Hiking Club Patch

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Me Weird Always Patch

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Hold my juice box and Watch this Patch

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Don't Grow Up It's a Trap Patch

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Currently Unsupervised Patch

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Funny How Good Fella Patch

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Stop Staring at My Dad Bod Patch

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Sorry I'm not listening Patch

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Don't Be a Cuntasaurus Patch

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Not Today Karen Patch

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I'm Ugly What's Your Excuse Patch

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Event Staff Patch White

4x1.5 inch +4 colors as low as $1.50
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Show me The Butthole Patch

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Are You Stoned or Just Stupid Funny Patch

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Not The Medic Patch

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Participation Trophy Wife Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Locals Only Funny Iron on Patch

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Livin La Vida Broka Patch

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Number 1 Bullshit Guy Patch

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Lets Go Brandon Patch

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This Ain't My Fucking Hat Patch

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Fuck Around Find Out Patch

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DILLIGAF Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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I'm Your Huckleberry Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Kenny Fuckin G Patch

3x2.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I Am My Brothers Keeper Patch

4x1.5 inch +6 colors as low as $1.50
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Deckhand Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

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Worm Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck Your Feelings Patch

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Classy Bitch Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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FJB Patch

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Thick Thighs Save Lives Patch

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Zero Fucks Given Patch

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Ass Gas or Grass Nobody Rides Free Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Just The Tip Bullet Patch

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FTW Patch

3.25x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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Don't Fear Dying, Fear Not Living Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Other Toy Has Tits Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Bad Decisions Make Good Stories Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker Patch

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Embroidered Saying Patches for Bikers and Others

The biggest audience for our saying patches is made up of bikers. But you don't have to own a bike to appreciate embroidered patches. A well-constructed patch is a decorative item you can attach to an article of clothing or a hat. Embroidered patches work well with shoulder bags, laptop bags, instrument cases, and more.

Are you looking for an inspiring message you can share with others? We probably have a ton of patches that would fit the bill. If inspiration isn't your thing, maybe you're looking to stir the pot with something a little naughty. We have those kinds of patches, too.

Say What You Want to Say

As you spend time looking through our extensive saying patch collection, you are going to find lots of words, phrases, and ideas designed to appeal to a broad audience. Some of the sayings will resonate with you. Others will make you laugh. Still others might even offend you. But it's all good. That's what free speech is all about.

Say what you want to say with the patches that appeal to you most. Those you find bothersome, simply ignore. Our philosophy has always been this: buy the patches you like. If you see something you don't like, do not buy it.

We offer wholesale accounts to buyers looking for bulk patches for resale or large-scale distribution. Contact us to learn more. If you would like to design your own saying patch, we can handle that too. We welcome all sorts of ideas we can turn into embroidered patches to add to our inventory. Send us your thoughts and we'll see what happens.