Saying Patches with Sayings and Quotes

The Cheap Place offers an extensive collection of saying patches. What is a saying patch, you ask? It is an embroidered patch that displays a humorous or clever saying in easily readable text. Saying patches can be designed around cultural messages, common beliefs, politics, or just about anything else. We divide ours into multiple categories covering everything from inspiring quotes to naughty sayings and humorous patches with reflective fabric.

Fuck Around Find Out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck Your Feelings Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Straight Outta Fucks To Give Patch

3.5x2.2 inch as low as $1.50
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Ass Gas or Grass Nobody Rides Free Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Zero Fucks Given Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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DILLIGAF Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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Genuine Asshole Made In USA Patch

3x2.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Tattoos Titties and Motorcycles Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck Off Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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More You Fuck Around More You Find Out Patch

2.25x2.25 inch as low as $1.50
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It's a Beard it's a Saddle Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Ford Fuck Biker Naughty Iron on Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Yes I Do Bite Patch

3x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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FCK Cancer Pink Ribbon Patch

2.75x2 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Classy Bitch Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Spank Me The Only Way I Learn Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Dilligaf Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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My Other Toy Has Tits Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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420 Club Member Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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FCK Cancer White Ribbon Patch

2.75x2 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Dangerous Mother Fucker Patch

3x2.25 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love Boobies Patch

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I Eat Milf and Cookies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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No Hablo Fucktardo Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Official Asshole Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Crazy Bitch Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Suffering From CRS Can't Remember Shit Patch

4x1.75 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Puff Puff Pass Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck It Let's Ride Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Too Old For This Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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That's Mr Asshole To You Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Free Mustache Rides Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Lick Me Til I Scream Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Here To Fuck Shit Up Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Will Fuck for Tacos Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Biden The Quicker Fucker Upper Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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There is a Fuckery Afoot Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Eat Pussy and I Stutter Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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1 Percent Angel 99 Percent Bitch Patch

3.75x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Shit Creek Survivor Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Abcdefucku Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Dilligaf Patch

3.75x1.5 inch +1 size as low as $1.50
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Shit Happens Patch

3.75x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Smart Ass White Boy Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Vaginaterian Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck Off We Are Full Patch

4x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sleeps Well With Others Patch

3.25x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Vet Makes Me Wet Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sounds Like Bullshit To Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Absofuckinlutely Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Dilligaf Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 size as low as $1.50
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Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Nipples Make Me Smile Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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The Fuck Up Fairy Strikes Again Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck you Karen Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Embroidered Saying Patches for Bikers and Others

The biggest audience for our saying patches is made up of bikers. But you don't have to own a bike to appreciate embroidered patches. A well-constructed patch is a decorative item you can attach to an article of clothing or a hat. Embroidered patches work well with shoulder bags, laptop bags, instrument cases, and more.

Are you looking for an inspiring message you can share with others? We probably have a ton of patches that would fit the bill. If inspiration isn't your thing, maybe you're looking to stir the pot with something a little naughty. We have those kinds of patches, too.

Say What You Want to Say

As you spend time looking through our extensive saying patch collection, you are going to find lots of words, phrases, and ideas designed to appeal to a broad audience. Some of the sayings will resonate with you. Others will make you laugh. Still others might even offend you. But it's all good. That's what free speech is all about.

Say what you want to say with the patches that appeal to you most. Those you find bothersome, simply ignore. Our philosophy has always been this: buy the patches you like. If you see something you don't like, do not buy it.

We offer wholesale accounts to buyers looking for bulk patches for resale or large-scale distribution. Contact us to learn more. If you would like to design your own saying patch, we can handle that too. We welcome all sorts of ideas we can turn into embroidered patches to add to our inventory. Send us your thoughts and we'll see what happens.