Shop Sayings Patches and Funny Biker Patches 

Saying Patches and funny phrase patches show character, personality, attitude, intelligence, mood with our iron on saying patches. We have them categorized into different groups. Inspiring patches, Naughty patches, reflective quote and sayings patches. You are probably going to spend some time looking through them all. All these saying patches are also available for wholesale if you want to resell them at your store. We even have displays for them.

Warning Educated Black Woman Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Yes I Do Bite Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
I Am My Sisters Keeper Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Spoiled Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Breast Cancer Survivor Pink Ribbon Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Ride My Ass At Least Pull Me Hair Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
My Husband Is The Hottest Biker I Know Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
This Bitch Rides Her Own Bike Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Lady Vet Small Flag Rocker Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Biker Babe Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
You Say I'm A Bitch Like It's A Bad Thing Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Classy Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Princess Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Cute But Psycho Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
My Vibrator Has 2 Wheels Lady Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Good Vibes Only Patch
    $3.99$2.99
My Sexual Preference is Often Patch
    $3.99
1 Percent Angel 99 Percent Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Biker Grandma Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Happy Wife Happy Life Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Lady Vet Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Spank Me The Only Way I Learn Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
I'm Not Perfect But I'm A Limited Edition Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Thicker the Thighs Sweeter the Prize Patch
    $3.99
Your Face Would Look Better Between my Legs Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Body by Burritos Patch
    $3.99
High Maintenance Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Crazy Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Screw Housework Let's Ride Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Love My Husband We Ride Together Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Yes It's All About Me Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Love The Life You Live Live The Life You Love Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
I Love My Crazy Husband Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Queen B Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
I'm Not Afraid Of A Little Power Between My Legs Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
I Can't Be Good All The Time Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Property Of No One Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Hashtag No Filter Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Positive Mind Positive Vibes Positive Life Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Warning Random Bitch Moments Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I am my Sister's Keeper Patch in Yellow
    $3.99$2.99
Hairdoo By Helmet Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Who Needs Tits With This Ass Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
If You Think I'm A Bitch Meet My Daughter Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99

Embroidered Saying Patches

Saying Patches are also known as text patches. Most of ours are 4 inch wide patches with short sentences, phrases, quotes, and sayings. We scavenge the internet to see what is popular and turn them into small saying patches. Most of our designs appeal towards bikers, military and veterans. See our Biker Patches category.

We welcome all ideas, contact us, send us an idea, we'll turn them into patches and make them available here. All our saying patches can be sewn or ironed on. You just have to be careful what you are ironing the patch on to. If it is leather or nylon material I highly recommend you DO NOT iron on the patches. It's not that the patch won't stick, but the heat will actually scorch your leather or nylon material. When ironing on a patch with a household iron, we know for a fact that it will not stick for long. You may ask why you call them iron on patches. To be honest they should be called heat press patches. If you use a heat press to iron on the patch they will adhere permanently to the fabric you are ironing it on. Both heat and pressure are extremely important when ironing on a patch. We do have instructions for applying patches to clothing.