Shop Sayings Patches and Funny Biker Patches 

Saying Patches and funny phrase patches show character, personality, attitude, intelligence, mood with our iron on saying patches. We have them categorized into different groups. Inspiring patches, Naughty patches, reflective quote and sayings patches. You are probably going to spend some time looking through them all. All these saying patches are also available for wholesale if you want to resell them at your store. We even have displays for them.

DILLIGAF Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
In Memory Of When I Gave A Shit Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
My Other Toy Has Tits Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Free Hugs Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Smile If You're Not Wearing Panties Patch
    $3.99
420 Club Member Funny Stoner Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches
    $3.99
Yes I Do Bite Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Fuck It Let's Ride Patch
    $3.99
That's Mr Asshole To You Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Tattoos Titties and Motorcycles Patch
    $3.99
Fuck Your Feelings Patch
    $3.99
The Fuck Up Fairy Strikes Again Patch
    $3.99
Genuine Asshole Made In USA Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Ride My Ass At Least Pull Me Hair Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Dilligaf Patch In Red | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Zero Fucks Given Patch
    $3.99
Jane Fonda American Traitor Bitch Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
Duct Tape Since 1942 Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
I Love Boobies Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
You My Friend Should Have Been Swallowed Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Two Words One Finger Patch
    $3.99
Straight Outta Fucks To Give Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Same Shit Different Asshole Patch
    $3.99
I Scored High On My Drug Test Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches
    $3.99
You Say I'm A Bitch Like It's A Bad Thing Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Classy Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Tell Your Boobs To Stop Staring At Me Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker Patch
    $3.99
Let's Misbehave Patch
    $3.99
Dirty Little Freak Patch
    $3.99
Naughty or Nice I can do both Patch
    $3.99
Can You See Me Now Asshole Reflective Biker Jacket Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches
    $11.99$9.59
Reflective Patches
1 Percent Angel 99 Percent Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Shit Creek Survivor Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Suffering From CRS Can't Remember Shit Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Dilligaf Rocker Small Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Ford Fuck Biker Patch
    $3.99
Fuck Off Patch
    $3.99
I Smoke Cigars Just To Piss You Off Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Dip Me In Honey Feed Me To Lesbians Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Spank Me The Only Way I Learn Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Patch
    $3.99
Body By Bacon Funny Patch
    $3.99
Talk Shit Spit Blood Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Thicker the Thighs Sweeter the Prize Patch
    $3.99
Your Face Would Look Better Between my Legs Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Nobody Cares About Hurting Your Feelings Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Official Asshole Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself Patch
    $3.99$2.99

Embroidered Saying Patches

Saying Patches are also known as text patches. Most of ours are 4 inch wide patches with short sentences, phrases, quotes, and sayings. We scavenge the internet to see what is popular and turn them into small saying patches. Most of our designs appeal towards bikers, military and veterans. See our Biker Patches category.

We welcome all ideas, contact us, send us an idea, we'll turn them into patches and make them available here. All our saying patches can be sewn or ironed on. You just have to be careful what you are ironing the patch on to. If it is leather or nylon material I highly recommend you DO NOT iron on the patches. It's not that the patch won't stick, but the heat will actually scorch your leather or nylon material. When ironing on a patch with a household iron, we know for a fact that it will not stick for long. You may ask why you call them iron on patches. To be honest they should be called heat press patches. If you use a heat press to iron on the patch they will adhere permanently to the fabric you are ironing it on. Both heat and pressure are extremely important when ironing on a patch. We do have instructions for applying patches to clothing.