Shop Sayings Patches and Funny Biker Patches 

Saying Patches and funny phrase patches show character, personality, attitude, intelligence, mood with our iron on saying patches. We have them categorized into different groups. Inspiring patches, Naughty patches, reflective quote and sayings patches. You are probably going to spend some time looking through them all. All these saying patches are also available for wholesale if you want to resell them at your store. We even have displays for them.

420 Club Member Funny Stoner Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Yes I Do Bite Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Bearded Men Make Everything Better and Wetter Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Genuine Asshole Made In USA Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Jane Fonda American Traitor Bitch Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Duct Tape Since 1942 Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
I Love Boobies Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Tell Your Boobs To Stop Staring At Me Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
You My Friend Should Have Been Swallowed Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Zero Fucks Given Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Two Words One Finger Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I Scored High On My Drug Test Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Spank Me The Only Way I Learn Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Free Hugs Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Fuck It Let's Ride Patch
    $3.99$2.99
DILLIGAF Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
In Memory Of When I Gave A Shit Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
My Other Toy Has Tits Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Smile If You're Not Wearing Panties Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Let's Pretend I Give a Shit and Leave it at That Patch
    $3.99$2.99
That's Mr Asshole To You Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Ride My Ass At Least Pull Me Hair Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Tattoos Titties and Motorcycles Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Can You See Me Now Asshole Reflective Biker Jacket Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches
    $11.99
Reflective Patches
You Say I'm A Bitch Like It's A Bad Thing Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Classy Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Dilligaf Patch In Red | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Body By Bacon Funny Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Straight Outta Fucks To Give Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Talk Shit Spit Blood Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Official Asshole Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
1 Percent Angel 99 Percent Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Shit Creek Survivor Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Suffering From CRS Can't Remember Shit Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Patch
    $3.99$2.99
If You Are Offended My Job Here is Done Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I Eat Pussy And I Stutter Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Dilligaf Rocker Small Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Ford Fuck Biker Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Designated Asshole Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Smart Ass White Boy Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Vaginaterian Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Fuck Off Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I Smoke Cigars Just To Piss You Off Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Who Needs Tits With This Ass Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Dip Me In Honey Feed Me To Lesbians Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Confused As Baby In Topless Bar Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Sounds Like Bullshit To Me Patch
    $3.99
I Could Use A Little Sexual Harassment Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
I Didn't Come Here To Impress Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Not A Single Fuck Shall Be Given Today Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Sorry Sarcasm Just Falls Out Of My Mouth Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99

Embroidered Saying Patches

Saying Patches are also known as text patches. Most of ours are 4 inch wide patches with short sentences, phrases, quotes, and sayings. We scavenge the internet to see what is popular and turn them into small saying patches. Most of our designs appeal towards bikers, military and veterans. See our Biker Patches category.

We welcome all ideas, contact us, send us an idea, we'll turn them into patches and make them available here. All our saying patches can be sewn or ironed on. You just have to be careful what you are ironing the patch on to. If it is leather or nylon material I highly recommend you DO NOT iron on the patches. It's not that the patch won't stick, but the heat will actually scorch your leather or nylon material. When ironing on a patch with a household iron, we know for a fact that it will not stick for long. You may ask why you call them iron on patches. To be honest they should be called heat press patches. If you use a heat press to iron on the patch they will adhere permanently to the fabric you are ironing it on. Both heat and pressure are extremely important when ironing on a patch. We do have instructions for applying patches to clothing.