Saying Patches with Sayings and Quotes

The Cheap Place offers an extensive collection of saying patches. What is a saying patch, you ask? It is an embroidered patch that displays a humorous or clever saying in easily readable text. Saying patches can be designed around cultural messages, common beliefs, politics, or just about anything else. We divide ours into multiple categories covering everything from inspiring quotes to naughty sayings and humorous patches with reflective fabric.

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Ass Gas or Grass Nobody Rides Free Patch

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Fuck You I Have Enough Friends Patch

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Heavily Sedated For Your Protection Patch

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Horn Broken Watch For Finger Patch

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I Didn't Fall Off I Ride My Own Patch

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I Know I Know License and Registration Patch

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I Wasn't There But I Still Care Patch

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If It Works Don't Fix It Patch

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I'm A Bitch Deal With It Patch

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I'm Here About The Blow Job Patch

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I'm Such An Asshole Funny Iron on Patch

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Kill Em All Let God Sort Em Out Patch

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Live To Ride Ride To Live Patch

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Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

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My Other Toy Has A Dick Patch

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My Other Toy Has Tits Patch

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Official Asshole Patch

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Ride It Like You Stole It Patch

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Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself Patch

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These Are My Church Clothes Patch

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Too Loud Too Bad Patch

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Beer Is Food Funny Patch

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Biker Bitch Patch

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DILLIGAF Patch

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Helmet Laws Suck Patch

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Will Fuck For Beer Funny Iron on Patch

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Biker Babe Patch

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Security Name Tag Patch

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I Eat Pussy and I Stutter Patch

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1 Percent Angel 99 Percent Bitch Patch

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9 11 01 We Will Never Forget Patch

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Are You Stoned or Just Stupid Funny Patch

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Crashing Sucks Patch

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Clean and Sober Patch

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Fear No Evil Patch

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Proud To Be An American Patch

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Shit Creek Survivor Patch

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Paybacks Are A Motherfucker Patch

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Proud To Be A Christian Patch

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Dysfunctional Vet Patch

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Disabled Vet Patch

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Vet Patch

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Embroidered Saying Patches for Bikers and Others

The biggest audience for our saying patches is made up of bikers. But you don't have to own a bike to appreciate embroidered patches. A well-constructed patch is a decorative item you can attach to an article of clothing or a hat. Embroidered patches work well with shoulder bags, laptop bags, instrument cases, and more.

Are you looking for an inspiring message you can share with others? We probably have a ton of patches that would fit the bill. If inspiration isn't your thing, maybe you're looking to stir the pot with something a little naughty. We have those kinds of patches, too.

Say What You Want to Say

As you spend time looking through our extensive saying patch collection, you are going to find lots of words, phrases, and ideas designed to appeal to a broad audience. Some of the sayings will resonate with you. Others will make you laugh. Still others might even offend you. But it's all good. That's what free speech is all about.

Say what you want to say with the patches that appeal to you most. Those you find bothersome, simply ignore. Our philosophy has always been this: buy the patches you like. If you see something you don't like, do not buy it.

We offer wholesale accounts to buyers looking for bulk patches for resale or large-scale distribution. Contact us to learn more. If you would like to design your own saying patch, we can handle that too. We welcome all sorts of ideas we can turn into embroidered patches to add to our inventory. Send us your thoughts and we'll see what happens.