Saying Patches with Sayings and Quotes

The Cheap Place offers an extensive collection of saying patches. What is a saying patch, you ask? It is an embroidered patch that displays a humorous or clever saying in easily readable text. Saying patches can be designed around cultural messages, common beliefs, politics, or just about anything else. We divide ours into multiple categories covering everything from inspiring quotes to naughty sayings and humorous patches with reflective fabric.

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Fresh Out Of Fucks To Give Patch

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Smart Ass White Boy Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Too Old For This Shit Patch

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Be a Flirt Lift That Skirt Patch

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Dilligaf Patch

3.75x1.5 inch +1 size as low as $1.50
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Crazy Bitch Patch

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Can You See Me Now Asshole Patch

10x2.75 inch +1 size as low as $6
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Reflective Patches

Fuck It Let's Ride Patch

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Yes I Do Bite Patch

3x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Ford Fuck Biker Naughty Iron on Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Biden Sucks Kamala Blows Patch

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Official Asshole Patch

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Biker Bitch Patch

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I've Seen Some Shit Patch

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You Can Kiss My Rebel Ass Patch

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It's Okay To Stare Funny Iron on Patch

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Devil Dog Patch

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Save a Lollipop Suck a Dick Patch

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Absofuckinlutely Patch

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Dirty Dog Iron on Patch

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Shit Happens Patch

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Abcdefucku Patch

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Vaginaterian Patch

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Strangers Have The Best Candy Patch

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Naughty Girl Patch

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I Eat Pussy and I Stutter Patch

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Naughty Girls Have More Fun Patch

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Fuck You I Have Enough Friends Patch

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Puff Puff Pass Funny Iron on Patch

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Watch Out For The Idiot Behind Me Patch

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This Ain't My Fucking Vest Patch

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Hooter Inspector Naughty Iron on Patch

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Free Mustache Rides Patch

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Show Your Tits Patch

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Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Patch

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Shit Creek Survivor Patch

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VIP Very Immense Penis Patch

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Embroidered Saying Patches for Bikers and Others

The biggest audience for our saying patches is made up of bikers. But you don't have to own a bike to appreciate embroidered patches. A well-constructed patch is a decorative item you can attach to an article of clothing or a hat. Embroidered patches work well with shoulder bags, laptop bags, instrument cases, and more.

Are you looking for an inspiring message you can share with others? We probably have a ton of patches that would fit the bill. If inspiration isn't your thing, maybe you're looking to stir the pot with something a little naughty. We have those kinds of patches, too.

Say What You Want to Say

As you spend time looking through our extensive saying patch collection, you are going to find lots of words, phrases, and ideas designed to appeal to a broad audience. Some of the sayings will resonate with you. Others will make you laugh. Still others might even offend you. But it's all good. That's what free speech is all about.

Say what you want to say with the patches that appeal to you most. Those you find bothersome, simply ignore. Our philosophy has always been this: buy the patches you like. If you see something you don't like, do not buy it.

We offer wholesale accounts to buyers looking for bulk patches for resale or large-scale distribution. Contact us to learn more. If you would like to design your own saying patch, we can handle that too. We welcome all sorts of ideas we can turn into embroidered patches to add to our inventory. Send us your thoughts and we'll see what happens.