Saying Patches with Sayings and Quotes

The Cheap Place offers an extensive collection of saying patches. What is a saying patch, you ask? It is an embroidered patch that displays a humorous or clever saying in easily readable text. Saying patches can be designed around cultural messages, common beliefs, politics, or just about anything else. We divide ours into multiple categories covering everything from inspiring quotes to naughty sayings and humorous patches with reflective fabric.

That's Mr Asshole To You Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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This Bitch Rides Her Own Bike Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Vibrator Has 2 Wheels Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Prayer Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Here To Fuck Shit Up Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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FUBAR Patch Patch

3.5x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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Black Bikes Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Save a Lollipop Suck a Dick Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Respect The Beard Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Bearded For Her Pleasure Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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The Fuck Up Fairy Strikes Again Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Made in the 80s Novelty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Chubby Tattooed Bearded Awesome Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck you Karen Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Will Fuck for Tacos Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Joe and Hoe Gotta Go Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Hate People Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Goat Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I've Seen Some Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sometimes Violence is the Way Patch

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My Dog Was Right About You Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck You I Have Enough Friends Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Horn Broken Watch For Finger Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I Know I Know License and Registration Patch

4x1.75 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Too Loud Too Bad Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I Eat Pussy and I Stutter Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Shit Creek Survivor Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Bike Is My Psychiatrist Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Shit Happens Patch

3.75x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Designated Asshole Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Smart Ass White Boy Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Vaginaterian Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Famous Last Words WATCH THIS Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sleeps Well With Others Patch

3.25x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Vet Makes Me Wet Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sounds Like Bullshit To Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Got Weed Funny Iron on Patch

3x1 inch as low as $1.50
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If It's Sex or Bacon Wake Me Up Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Big Daddy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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White Trash Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Strangers Have The Best Candy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Embroidered Saying Patches for Bikers and Others

The biggest audience for our saying patches is made up of bikers. But you don't have to own a bike to appreciate embroidered patches. A well-constructed patch is a decorative item you can attach to an article of clothing or a hat. Embroidered patches work well with shoulder bags, laptop bags, instrument cases, and more.

Are you looking for an inspiring message you can share with others? We probably have a ton of patches that would fit the bill. If inspiration isn't your thing, maybe you're looking to stir the pot with something a little naughty. We have those kinds of patches, too.

Say What You Want to Say

As you spend time looking through our extensive saying patch collection, you are going to find lots of words, phrases, and ideas designed to appeal to a broad audience. Some of the sayings will resonate with you. Others will make you laugh. Still others might even offend you. But it's all good. That's what free speech is all about.

Say what you want to say with the patches that appeal to you most. Those you find bothersome, simply ignore. Our philosophy has always been this: buy the patches you like. If you see something you don't like, do not buy it.

We offer wholesale accounts to buyers looking for bulk patches for resale or large-scale distribution. Contact us to learn more. If you would like to design your own saying patch, we can handle that too. We welcome all sorts of ideas we can turn into embroidered patches to add to our inventory. Send us your thoughts and we'll see what happens.