Saying Patches with Sayings and Quotes

The Cheap Place offers an extensive collection of saying patches. What is a saying patch, you ask? It is an embroidered patch that displays a humorous or clever saying in easily readable text. Saying patches can be designed around cultural messages, common beliefs, politics, or just about anything else. We divide ours into multiple categories covering everything from inspiring quotes to naughty sayings and humorous patches with reflective fabric.

Official Asshole Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Damn I Got Old Quick Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Trump 2024 Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Live Free Ride Wild Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I've Seen Some Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Vice President Patch

3.5x1 inch +3 colors as low as $1.50
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Suffering From CRS Can't Remember Shit Patch

4x1.75 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Left Lane is For Passing Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Give Respect Get Respect Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Straight Outta Fucks To Give Patch

3.5x2.2 inch as low as $1.50
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MAGA Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Make America Great Again Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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1 Percent Angel 99 Percent Bitch Patch

3.75x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Old Skool Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 size as low as $1.50
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Fear No Evil Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Live Free Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 size as low as $1.50
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Spank Me The Only Way I Learn Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Ride Free Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 size as low as $1.50
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Big Daddy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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DILLIGAF Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Black Bikes Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Nipples Make Me Smile Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Eat Pussy and I Stutter Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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President Patch

3.5x1 inch +4 colors as low as $1.50
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WTF Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Heroes Don't Wear Capes They Wear Dog Tags Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 size/colors as low as $1.50
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Lone Wolf Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck You I Have Enough Friends Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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B Negative Blood Type Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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AB POSITIVE Blood Type Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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AB NEGATIVE Blood Type Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Vaginaterian Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Ride Hard or Stay Home Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sleeps Well With Others Patch

3.25x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Absofuckinlutely Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Don't Follow Me I'm Lost Too Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Some Need Therapy I Have My Motorcycle Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Secretary Patch

3.5x1 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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Abcdefucku Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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You're Doing it Wrong Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Old Skool Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
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If It's Sex or Bacon Wake Me Up Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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About to Void the Warranty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Babe Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Brains and Tits Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Lives Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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100 Percent Biker Patch

2x3 inch as low as $1.50
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Embroidered Saying Patches for Bikers and Others

The biggest audience for our saying patches is made up of bikers. But you don't have to own a bike to appreciate embroidered patches. A well-constructed patch is a decorative item you can attach to an article of clothing or a hat. Embroidered patches work well with shoulder bags, laptop bags, instrument cases, and more.

Are you looking for an inspiring message you can share with others? We probably have a ton of patches that would fit the bill. If inspiration isn't your thing, maybe you're looking to stir the pot with something a little naughty. We have those kinds of patches, too.

Say What You Want to Say

As you spend time looking through our extensive saying patch collection, you are going to find lots of words, phrases, and ideas designed to appeal to a broad audience. Some of the sayings will resonate with you. Others will make you laugh. Still others might even offend you. But it's all good. That's what free speech is all about.

Say what you want to say with the patches that appeal to you most. Those you find bothersome, simply ignore. Our philosophy has always been this: buy the patches you like. If you see something you don't like, do not buy it.

We offer wholesale accounts to buyers looking for bulk patches for resale or large-scale distribution. Contact us to learn more. If you would like to design your own saying patch, we can handle that too. We welcome all sorts of ideas we can turn into embroidered patches to add to our inventory. Send us your thoughts and we'll see what happens.