Saying Patches with Sayings and Quotes

The Cheap Place offers an extensive collection of saying patches. What is a saying patch, you ask? It is an embroidered patch that displays a humorous or clever saying in easily readable text. Saying patches can be designed around cultural messages, common beliefs, politics, or just about anything else. We divide ours into multiple categories covering everything from inspiring quotes to naughty sayings and humorous patches with reflective fabric.

VIP Very Immense Penis Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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WTF is an Acronym Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Retired Drug Dealer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Buck Fiden Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Don't Know Shit About Fuck Patch

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Brains and Tits Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Gulf Foxtrot Yankee Patch

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Naughty or Nice I can do both Patch

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Dirty Little Freak Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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No Uptight Honkeys Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Nipples Make Me Smile Patch

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Warning Sex Addict Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Caution Slippery When Wet Patch

3x2.25 inch as low as $1.75
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Bootylicious Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Marilize Legajuana Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Sorry Im Allergic To Bullshit Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Sounds Like Bullshit To Me Patch

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Sleeps Well With Others Patch

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Piss Off We Are Full Patch

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Fuck Off Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Rent Me Hourly or All Night Patch

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Wine Me Dine Me 69 Me Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.50
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Bad Motherfucker Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Hashtag Bad Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Random Bitch Moments Patch

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Once Upon A Time Fuck You The End Patch

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Dont Fuck With Me I Fuck Back Patch

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Whoop Dee Fuckin Do Patch

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Milf in Training Funny Ladies Patch

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Uncle Fucker Patch

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Fubar Patch

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This Ain't My Fucking Jacket Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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100 Percent Total Bitch Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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WTF Patch

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Never Waste a Boner Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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DILLIGAF Patch

10x4 inch +1 size as low as $6
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FCK Diabetes Gray Ribbon Patch

2.75x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Cuck Iron on Patch

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Pure Evil Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Such An Asshole Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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If It's Sex or Bacon Wake Me Up Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck Cancer Naughty Iron on Patch

2.5x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I love hot moms Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Vet Makes Me Wet Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Bad Ass Patch

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Lets Get Naked Patch

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Will Fuck For Beer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck Off We Are Full Patch

4x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
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HMFIC Patch

3x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Embroidered Saying Patches for Bikers and Others

The biggest audience for our saying patches is made up of bikers. But you don't have to own a bike to appreciate embroidered patches. A well-constructed patch is a decorative item you can attach to an article of clothing or a hat. Embroidered patches work well with shoulder bags, laptop bags, instrument cases, and more.

Are you looking for an inspiring message you can share with others? We probably have a ton of patches that would fit the bill. If inspiration isn't your thing, maybe you're looking to stir the pot with something a little naughty. We have those kinds of patches, too.

Say What You Want to Say

As you spend time looking through our extensive saying patch collection, you are going to find lots of words, phrases, and ideas designed to appeal to a broad audience. Some of the sayings will resonate with you. Others will make you laugh. Still others might even offend you. But it's all good. That's what free speech is all about.

Say what you want to say with the patches that appeal to you most. Those you find bothersome, simply ignore. Our philosophy has always been this: buy the patches you like. If you see something you don't like, do not buy it.

We offer wholesale accounts to buyers looking for bulk patches for resale or large-scale distribution. Contact us to learn more. If you would like to design your own saying patch, we can handle that too. We welcome all sorts of ideas we can turn into embroidered patches to add to our inventory. Send us your thoughts and we'll see what happens.