Saying Patches with Sayings and Quotes

The Cheap Place offers an extensive collection of saying patches. What is a saying patch, you ask? It is an embroidered patch that displays a humorous or clever saying in easily readable text. Saying patches can be designed around cultural messages, common beliefs, politics, or just about anything else. We divide ours into multiple categories covering everything from inspiring quotes to naughty sayings and humorous patches with reflective fabric.

I Can't Breathe Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Relax God Is In Control Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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You Can't Fix Stupid Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Manager Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Bad Example Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Suffering From CRS Can't Remember Shit Patch

4x1.75 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Rub Patch For Luck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Lone Wolf Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Kind People Are My Kind of People Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Puff Puff Pass Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Milf'n ain't easy funny patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Bearded For Her Pleasure Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Not Friendly Patch

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Chaplain Patch

3x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Ay Yo What the Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Will Fuck for Tacos Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Suck Less Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Grandpa Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Official Asshole Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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O Positive Blood Type Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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The Fuck Up Fairy Strikes Again Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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This Bitch Rides Her Own Bike Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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This is My Clone Funny Iron on Patch

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Chairman Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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John 3 16 Believe It Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Treasurer Patch

3.5x1 inch +2 size/colors as low as $1.50
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Biden Sucks Kamala Blows Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love Zombies Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Pimpster Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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FUBAR Patch Patch

3.5x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Don't Follow Me I'm Lost Too Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Perfect Just Forgiven Patch

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Totally Tubular Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Media is the Deadliest Virus Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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2011 Upper Rocker Patch White

2.5x1 inch +3 colors/years as low as $0.75
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Damn I Got Old Quick Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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2006 Upper Rocker Patch In Black White

2.5x1 inch +3 colors/years as low as $0.75
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Ride It Like You Stole It Patch

4x1.75 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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Made in the 80s Novelty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Grandma Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Veteran Patch

3.5x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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Feminist Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Daddy's Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Return To Sender Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Property Of Jesus Christian Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fear No Evil Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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FORGIVEN Christian Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Life Begins at 60 Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Stop Reading My Patches Patch

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DeSantis 2024 Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Manamanah Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Embroidered Saying Patches for Bikers and Others

The biggest audience for our saying patches is made up of bikers. But you don't have to own a bike to appreciate embroidered patches. A well-constructed patch is a decorative item you can attach to an article of clothing or a hat. Embroidered patches work well with shoulder bags, laptop bags, instrument cases, and more.

Are you looking for an inspiring message you can share with others? We probably have a ton of patches that would fit the bill. If inspiration isn't your thing, maybe you're looking to stir the pot with something a little naughty. We have those kinds of patches, too.

Say What You Want to Say

As you spend time looking through our extensive saying patch collection, you are going to find lots of words, phrases, and ideas designed to appeal to a broad audience. Some of the sayings will resonate with you. Others will make you laugh. Still others might even offend you. But it's all good. That's what free speech is all about.

Say what you want to say with the patches that appeal to you most. Those you find bothersome, simply ignore. Our philosophy has always been this: buy the patches you like. If you see something you don't like, do not buy it.

We offer wholesale accounts to buyers looking for bulk patches for resale or large-scale distribution. Contact us to learn more. If you would like to design your own saying patch, we can handle that too. We welcome all sorts of ideas we can turn into embroidered patches to add to our inventory. Send us your thoughts and we'll see what happens.