Saying Patches with Sayings and Quotes

The Cheap Place offers an extensive collection of saying patches. What is a saying patch, you ask? It is an embroidered patch that displays a humorous or clever saying in easily readable text. Saying patches can be designed around cultural messages, common beliefs, politics, or just about anything else. We divide ours into multiple categories covering everything from inspiring quotes to naughty sayings and humorous patches with reflective fabric.

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Jesus Inside Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Ain't Limping Aint Shit Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Original Gangsta Patch

2.5x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Bad Motherfucker Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Valley Of The Shadow Of Death Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.50
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WTF Patch

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Hairdoo By Helmet Patch

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Wine Me Dine Me 69 Me Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.50
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Big Papa Patch

3x0.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Screw Housework Let's Ride Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Shaved My Pussy For This Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If You Can Read This You Are In Range Patch

4x1.25 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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I'm Too Sexy For This Vest Patch

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100 Percent Total Bitch Patch

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It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere Funny Patch

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Fuck It Before It Fucks You Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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We Go By My Rules I Got The Pussy Patch

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The Man The Legend Patch

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Caution Too Hot To Handle Patch

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Fubar Patch

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Sex Instructor Patch

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I'm A Virgin But This Patch Is Old

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Boss Patch

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OG Patch

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My Middle Finger Gets A Boner Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Cougar Patch

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Sexy Patch

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Free Hugs Naughty Iron on Patch

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Sorry Im Allergic To Bullshit Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Not A Role Model Funny Patch

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Reflective Dilligaf Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $2
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Asphalt Cowboy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Trophy Wife Patch

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Route 69 Patch

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Rock Star Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Bootylicious Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Shit Happens Patch

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Beer Me Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Caution Slippery When Wet Patch

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It Is What It Is Iron on Morale Patch In Gray

3.5x1 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Biker Chick Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.50
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This Husband Has An Awesome Wife Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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This Wife Has An Awesome Husband Patch

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Rebel Girl Patch

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Warning Boocoo Dinky Dau Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Kick Ass Girl Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sunshine and Fuckin Rainbows Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning I Don't Dial 911 Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Bombshell Patch

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Embroidered Saying Patches for Bikers and Others

The biggest audience for our saying patches is made up of bikers. But you don't have to own a bike to appreciate embroidered patches. A well-constructed patch is a decorative item you can attach to an article of clothing or a hat. Embroidered patches work well with shoulder bags, laptop bags, instrument cases, and more.

Are you looking for an inspiring message you can share with others? We probably have a ton of patches that would fit the bill. If inspiration isn't your thing, maybe you're looking to stir the pot with something a little naughty. We have those kinds of patches, too.

Say What You Want to Say

As you spend time looking through our extensive saying patch collection, you are going to find lots of words, phrases, and ideas designed to appeal to a broad audience. Some of the sayings will resonate with you. Others will make you laugh. Still others might even offend you. But it's all good. That's what free speech is all about.

Say what you want to say with the patches that appeal to you most. Those you find bothersome, simply ignore. Our philosophy has always been this: buy the patches you like. If you see something you don't like, do not buy it.

We offer wholesale accounts to buyers looking for bulk patches for resale or large-scale distribution. Contact us to learn more. If you would like to design your own saying patch, we can handle that too. We welcome all sorts of ideas we can turn into embroidered patches to add to our inventory. Send us your thoughts and we'll see what happens.