Shop Sayings Patches and Funny Biker Patches 

Saying Patches and funny phrase patches show character, personality, attitude, intelligence, mood with our iron on saying patches. We have them categorized into different groups. Inspiring patches, Naughty patches, reflective quote and sayings patches. You are probably going to spend some time looking through them all. All these saying patches are also available for wholesale if you want to resell them at your store. We even have displays for them.

Every Law Passed is Another Freedom Lost Patch
    $3.99$3.19
All for Love and Love for All Patch
    $3.99$3.19
You've Got to be odd to be Number 1 Patch
    $3.99$3.19
Efficiency is Clever Laziness Patch
    $3.99$3.19
I love my Freedom I love America Patch
    $3.99$3.19
Work is the Curse of The Drinking Class Patch
    $3.99$3.19
Hashtag LIT Patch
    $3.99$3.19
Hashatag Woke Patch
    $3.99$3.19
Power Flows From the Barrel of a Gun Patch
    $3.99$3.19
No One Gives it to You You have to Take It Patch
    $3.99$3.19
Heavens to Betsy Patch
    $3.99$3.19
Freedom is the Oxygen of the Soul Patch
    $3.99$3.19
Bold Stripes Bright Stars Brave Hearts Patch
    $3.99$3.19
Give me Vodka or Give Me Death Patch
    $3.99$3.19
Mommy's Boy Patch
    $3.99$3.19
Mommy's Girl Patch
    $3.99$3.19
Let's Accelerate Patch
    $3.99$3.19
As Happy As Larry Patch
    $3.99
Put Down the Phone and Live Your Life Patch
    $3.99$3.19
Ride Free Small Rocker Patch
    $3.99$3.19
Time Flies when you are having Rum Patch
    $3.99$3.19
Just Believe Patch
    $3.99$3.19
Rather A Bottle In Front Of Me Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Thank God It's Monday Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Silence Better Than Bullshit Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$3.19
Come On Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Shut Up And Take My Money Fun Patch
    $3.99$2.99
The World Is Yours Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I Don't Need Sex IRS Screws Me Everyday Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Slavery Not Your Property Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Stealing From Your Neighbors Is Always Wrong Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Thin Red Line Proud Grandma Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Hashtag Swag Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I Would Rather Be Stuck In The Mud Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Be Kind Or I'll Kill You Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Fight Crime Shoot First Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I Know You are But What Am I Patch
    $3.99$3.19
I'll show you how it's done Patch
    $3.99$3.19
Who Am I To Judge Patch
    $3.99$3.19
Life Begins at 30 Patch
    $3.99$3.19
America is a Tun it must be Sung Together Patch
    $3.99$3.19
Liberal Patch
    $3.99$3.19
Heaven Sent Patch
    $3.99$3.19
God Fearing Country Loving Conservative Patch
    $3.99$3.19
Those Who Live by the Sword Will Die By The Gun Patch
    $3.99$3.19
Freedom Nothing Else Matters Patch
    $3.99$3.19
Emotional Creature Patch
    $3.99$3.19
I'm The Guy with the Gun Patch
    $3.99$3.19

Embroidered Saying Patches

Saying Patches are also known as text patches. Most of ours are 4 inch wide patches with short sentences, phrases, quotes, and sayings. We scavenge the internet to see what is popular and turn them into small saying patches. Most of our designs appeal towards bikers, military and veterans. See our Biker Patches category.

We welcome all ideas, contact us, send us an idea, we'll turn them into patches and make them available here. All our saying patches can be sewn or ironed on. You just have to be careful what you are ironing the patch on to. If it is leather or nylon material I highly recommend you DO NOT iron on the patches. It's not that the patch won't stick, but the heat will actually scorch your leather or nylon material. When ironing on a patch with a household iron, we know for a fact that it will not stick for long. You may ask why you call them iron on patches. To be honest they should be called heat press patches. If you use a heat press to iron on the patch they will adhere permanently to the fabric you are ironing it on. Both heat and pressure are extremely important when ironing on a patch. We do have instructions for applying patches to clothing.