Short Label Patches that Describe You

Browse the hundreds of different One to Two Word Self Descriptive Patches. We all have an alias we go by. A word that describes us. Are you a Bitch, Asshole, Smart Ass, Retired? You'll find all our Alias Patches listed here. You can also check out the Ranks and Titles Patches if you are looking for President, Founder type patches. RIDE SAFE and Don't Text and Drive. Know that You're an Asshole if you text and Drive.

1 Cross 3 Nails 4 Given Christian Patch

3x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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1 Percent Angel 99 Percent Bitch Patch

3.75x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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100 Percent Biker Patch

2x3 inch as low as $1.50
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100 Percent Bitch Patch

2x3 inch as low as $1.50
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100 Percent Total Bitch Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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100 Percent Vet 100 Percent Biker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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100 Percent Vet Patch

2x3 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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100 Percent Vet Patch

3x2 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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100% Awesome Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

333 Half Evil Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x2.5 inch as low as $2
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357 Beats 911 Patch

3.75x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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420 Club Member Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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50 Percent Single Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Abcdefucku Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Amen Christian Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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American Patriotic Iron on Patch

4x0.75 inch as low as $1.50
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American Rebel Patch With Flags

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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American Veteran Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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American Woman Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Anarchist Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Angel Inside Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Asphalt Angel Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Asphalt Cowboy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Assman Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Atheist Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Babe Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Back Off Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Bad Ass Patch

3.25x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Bad Example Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Bad Motherfucker Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Bear Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Beer Is Food Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Beer Me Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Big Bad Wolf Funny Iron on Patch

2.5x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Big Daddy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Big Papa Patch

3x0.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Babe Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Bitch Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Chick Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Chick Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Dad Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Grandma Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Grandma Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Grandpa Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Grandpa Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker In Training Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Lives Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Mom Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Black Bikes Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Blessed Iron on Christian Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Blue Lives Matter Patch with Blue Line

4x1.7 inch as low as $1.50
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BOB Broken Old Biker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Body By Bacon Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Body By Beer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Body by Burritos Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Body under construction Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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BOHICA Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Boner Donor Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Bootylicious Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Born Again Christian Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Boss Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Brains and Tits Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Breastman Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Cancervivor Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Captain Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Certified INSANE Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Chairman Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Christian Biker Vet Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Classy Bitch Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Clean and Sober Patch

3.75x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Coexist Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Commando Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Conservative Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Cougar Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Cowboy Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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The huge range of patches available here are truly superb and the prices are the cheapest around for the quality on offer. Every biker will find something to suit in this magnificent range of iron on patches.

Take the 'Classic Bitch patch'. This simple patch is perfect for ladies with attitude. It is the female equivalent to the 'Classic Asshole patch' and is similar in design having a black rectangle shape with classic white lettering. This patch is perfect for those girls who don't care who thinks they are a bitch. It is also to let the men know they are not to be messed with. So for biker girls with attitude, this patch is the perfect addition to your biker gear.

When it comes to funny sayings, TheCheapplace.com have a host of patches available. For example in a witty take on the classic female saying 'Does my bum look big in this' we now have the 'Does This Condom Make Me Look Fat Patch'. This white on black patch is ideal for guys who like to have a laugh. It has been designed and created with top quality materials and has been finished with thick die cut borders which give it a much cleaner appearance. You can also take advantage of these thick borders for sewing this patch on to your jacket or vest with relative ease.

The 'Don't Be Scared Patch' is one for everyone; another classic white on black patch which will stand out on your biker gear. This fantastic patch is designed in a funky font which will look great on your clothing. Measuring 1.75 x 4 inches, this patch will look great anywhere on your jacket or vest especially on your sleeves or above your chest pocket.

I'm sure there are many of us who have experienced times when we were about to do something but then forget what it was! Well the 'Ever Stop To Think Then Forget To Start Again Patch' is a perfect patch for those of us who find this is a frequently increasing occurrence. If this does happen to you quite often then be rest assured you are not alone and with this patch on your jacket you will more than likely find a lot of people agreeing with you.

In another of the funny sayings patches, we have the 'Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap Patch'. Well isn't this true!! A funny and witty patch which has been designed to give people you meet a chuckle, provided they aren't fat!

If you want to see more great patches then TheCheapplace.com has a huge variety which I will try to discuss in subsequent posts. The site mainly caters to Biker's with a great collection of Biker Patches.