Short Label Patches that Describe You

Browse the hundreds of different One to Two Word Self Descriptive Patches. We all have an alias we go by. A word that describes us. Are you a Bitch, Asshole, Smart Ass, Retired? You'll find all our Alias Patches listed here. You can also check out the Ranks and Titles Patches if you are looking for President, Founder type patches. RIDE SAFE and Don't Text and Drive. Know that You're an Asshole if you text and Drive.

No Club Patch

3x0.75 inch as low as $1.50
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100 Percent Vet 100 Percent Biker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Horn Broken Watch For Finger Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Too Loud Too Bad Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Made In USA Patch Reflective

4x1 inch as low as $1.75
$4.99
Reflective Patches

Vaginaterian Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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100 Percent Biker Patch

2x3 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Chick Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Chick Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Pastor Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Redneck Rebel Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Infidel Patch

4x1.75 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Lady Vet Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Holligan Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Dad Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Outcast Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Oathkeeper Three Percenter Gray Patch

3x2.1 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Stay True Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Hellbound Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Dirty Little Freak Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Proud Air Force Wife Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Loyalty and Respect Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Wrecking Crew Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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MAGA Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Mechanic Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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OG Patch

2.5x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Big Daddy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Guns Save Lives Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Bad Ass Patch

3.25x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Let It Be Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Free Hugs Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Lucky Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Merica Est 1776 Patriotic Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Beer Me Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Girl Power Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Clean and Sober Patch

3.75x1 inch as low as $1.50
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HMFIC Patch

3x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Daddy's Boy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Lady Rider Patch

3x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Director Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Designated Asshole Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Body By Beer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fubar Patch

3.5x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Get Some Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Original Patch

3x1 inch +5 colors as low as $1.50
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Reflective Dilligaf Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $2
$4.99
Reflective Patches

50 Percent Single Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Bad Motherfucker Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck'em All Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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WTF Patch

2.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Size Does Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Press Patch

8x3 inch +1 size as low as $6
$11.99$9.59 Save 20%

She Devil Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Fat Boy Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Life Is Good With Jesus Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Old Coots On Scoots Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Bootylicious Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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333 Half Evil Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x2.5 inch as low as $2
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SAVED Christian Patch

4x2.25 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

BOHICA Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Sex Addict Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Obedience School Drop Out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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100 Percent Total Bitch Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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White Trash Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Beer Is Food Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Body By Bacon Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Mom Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Triker Patch

3.25x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Beat Anorexia Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Dunkin Deeznuts Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Knucklehead Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck Off Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Big Bad Wolf Funny Iron on Patch

2.5x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Born Again Christian Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Traveling Freak Show Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Queen B Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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The huge range of patches available here are truly superb and the prices are the cheapest around for the quality on offer. Every biker will find something to suit in this magnificent range of iron on patches.

Take the 'Classic Bitch patch'. This simple patch is perfect for ladies with attitude. It is the female equivalent to the 'Classic Asshole patch' and is similar in design having a black rectangle shape with classic white lettering. This patch is perfect for those girls who don't care who thinks they are a bitch. It is also to let the men know they are not to be messed with. So for biker girls with attitude, this patch is the perfect addition to your biker gear.

When it comes to funny sayings, TheCheapplace.com have a host of patches available. For example in a witty take on the classic female saying 'Does my bum look big in this' we now have the 'Does This Condom Make Me Look Fat Patch'. This white on black patch is ideal for guys who like to have a laugh. It has been designed and created with top quality materials and has been finished with thick die cut borders which give it a much cleaner appearance. You can also take advantage of these thick borders for sewing this patch on to your jacket or vest with relative ease.

The 'Don't Be Scared Patch' is one for everyone; another classic white on black patch which will stand out on your biker gear. This fantastic patch is designed in a funky font which will look great on your clothing. Measuring 1.75 x 4 inches, this patch will look great anywhere on your jacket or vest especially on your sleeves or above your chest pocket.

I'm sure there are many of us who have experienced times when we were about to do something but then forget what it was! Well the 'Ever Stop To Think Then Forget To Start Again Patch' is a perfect patch for those of us who find this is a frequently increasing occurrence. If this does happen to you quite often then be rest assured you are not alone and with this patch on your jacket you will more than likely find a lot of people agreeing with you.

In another of the funny sayings patches, we have the 'Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap Patch'. Well isn't this true!! A funny and witty patch which has been designed to give people you meet a chuckle, provided they aren't fat!

If you want to see more great patches then TheCheapplace.com has a huge variety which I will try to discuss in subsequent posts. The site mainly caters to Biker's with a great collection of Biker Patches.