Short Label Patches that Describe You

Browse the hundreds of different One to Two Word Self Descriptive Patches. We all have an alias we go by. A word that describes us. Are you a Bitch, Asshole, Smart Ass, Retired? You'll find all our Alias Patches listed here. You can also check out the Ranks and Titles Patches if you are looking for President, Founder type patches. RIDE SAFE and Don't Text and Drive. Know that You're an Asshole if you text and Drive.

American Rebel Patch With Flags

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Not A Role Model Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Hashtag No Filter Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Brains and Tits Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Asphalt Cowboy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Special Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Rebel Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Nerd Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Wood Spoon Survivor Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Evil Patch With Devil Horns

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Deplorable Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Babe Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Security Name Tag Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Infidel Patch Red With Arabic

4x1.75 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Sober Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Thin Blue Line Proud Mom Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Oathkeeper Patch

3x2.1 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Hooter Inspector Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Got My Own Back Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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MAGA Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Crusader Christian Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Coexist Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Driven by The Spirit Christian Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Let's Accelerate Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Bitch Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Property Of No One Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fat Biker Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Naughty Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Stranger With Benefits Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Proud Navy Wife Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Assman Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Hakuna Matata Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Delicious Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Angel Inside Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Yolo Iron on Morale Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Devil Inside Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Infidel Patch

6x1.5 inch as low as $2
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Retired Patch

6x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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100 Percent Bitch Patch

2x3 inch as low as $1.50
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Really Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Wicked Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Hashtag Bad Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Asphalt Angel Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Ride Hard or Stay Home Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Whatever Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Just Divorced Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Kick Ass Girl Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sexy Mode ON OFF Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Naughty Girls Have More Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Original Gangsta Patch

2.5x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
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The Resistance Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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American Woman Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Yes Please Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Cougar Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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No Thanks Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love JC Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Amen Christian Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Didn't Do It Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Retired Drug Dealer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Hate Everybody Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Republican Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sweetheart Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Libtard Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Bombshell Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Conservative Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Grandpa Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Atheist Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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American Patriotic Iron on Patch

4x0.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Live Free Ride Wild Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Milf Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Cringe Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Grandma Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Don't Be Stupid Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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No Uptight Honkeys Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Body by Burritos Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Cracker Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Emotional Creature Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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NASA Novelty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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The huge range of patches available here are truly superb and the prices are the cheapest around for the quality on offer. Every biker will find something to suit in this magnificent range of iron on patches.

Take the 'Classic Bitch patch'. This simple patch is perfect for ladies with attitude. It is the female equivalent to the 'Classic Asshole patch' and is similar in design having a black rectangle shape with classic white lettering. This patch is perfect for those girls who don't care who thinks they are a bitch. It is also to let the men know they are not to be messed with. So for biker girls with attitude, this patch is the perfect addition to your biker gear.

When it comes to funny sayings, TheCheapplace.com have a host of patches available. For example in a witty take on the classic female saying 'Does my bum look big in this' we now have the 'Does This Condom Make Me Look Fat Patch'. This white on black patch is ideal for guys who like to have a laugh. It has been designed and created with top quality materials and has been finished with thick die cut borders which give it a much cleaner appearance. You can also take advantage of these thick borders for sewing this patch on to your jacket or vest with relative ease.

The 'Don't Be Scared Patch' is one for everyone; another classic white on black patch which will stand out on your biker gear. This fantastic patch is designed in a funky font which will look great on your clothing. Measuring 1.75 x 4 inches, this patch will look great anywhere on your jacket or vest especially on your sleeves or above your chest pocket.

I'm sure there are many of us who have experienced times when we were about to do something but then forget what it was! Well the 'Ever Stop To Think Then Forget To Start Again Patch' is a perfect patch for those of us who find this is a frequently increasing occurrence. If this does happen to you quite often then be rest assured you are not alone and with this patch on your jacket you will more than likely find a lot of people agreeing with you.

In another of the funny sayings patches, we have the 'Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap Patch'. Well isn't this true!! A funny and witty patch which has been designed to give people you meet a chuckle, provided they aren't fat!

If you want to see more great patches then TheCheapplace.com has a huge variety which I will try to discuss in subsequent posts. The site mainly caters to Biker's with a great collection of Biker Patches.