There is no rule that says all bikers need to be men. Truth be told, plenty of women enjoy the biker lifestyle as well. They get the same thrill out of the freedom of the open road, the wind in their faces, and nothing but time to go wherever their two wheels take them. If you count yourself among them, we have a fantastic back patch for you.
The Lady Rider Unicorn large biker back patch is just waiting to be sewn to the back of your leather jacket or your leather or denim vest. At 10 x 5.1 inches, it is plenty big enough for everyone riding behind you to see and read. Likewise, the stunning colors are worth looking at all on their own.
A winged unicorn is the centerpiece. Numerous shades of blue, purple, and pink draw your attention while a banner featuring the text 'LADY RIDER', in black letters with pink borders, tells the story. Two roses under the unicorn head complete the picture.
We have seen a lot of very colorful biker patches over the years. Some even sport a larger variety of colors compared to the Lady Rider Unicorn patch. But there is something about the design of this particular piece that makes it truly stand out. The artist behind the design certainly knows how to utilize color to make a statement.
Its size makes this patch ideal for your back. If you are tempted to try to iron it to your clothing, we strongly urge you not to. Hot irons and leather don't tend to mix well. Rather, pull out the old-fashioned needle and thread and hand sew it to your jacket or vest. Sewing will keep it secure for years to come. You and the patch will both be happier that way.
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Lady Rider Unicorn Large Biker Back Patch
Zero Fucks Given Patch
Every now and again we run across a funny biker patch that defies explanation. The message displayed on the Zero Fucks Given patch is open to such a wide range of interpretations that there's no possible way we can nail anything down. You're on your own with this one.
If you are the kind of biker who expects your partners to earn it, the message on this patch certainly gets that point across. On the other hand, maybe you are the kind of person that believes in committed monogamy. You don't play around. Well, guess what? This patch works for you, too.
That's one of the things we love about biker patches. They can say whatever you want them to say. Their messages don't have to be black-and-white. At least in terms of meaning. As far as color schemes go, a lot of the smaller biker patches in our inventory are exactly that. White text on a black background.
That's certainly the case with the Zero Fucks Given patch. Block letters make up the bulk of the message. Meanwhile, an unmistakable '0' with a slash through it can't be missed. It's almost like the zero is slapping you in the face and daring you to question its legitimacy.
Where should you put this patch? That's up to you. Given its message, the back pocket on your favorite pair of jeans seems like a nice move – especially if you've got the kind of booty that makes people wonder.
One thing we can say is that needle and thread is your best bet for attaching biker patches of any size. A lot of the smaller patches can probably be glued on with a hot iron, but why take the chance of damaging your leather or denim? Sewing is easy enough to do.
22 Too Many Military Suicide Awareness Patch
Some of our biker patches are not meant to be funny or sarcastic. They are as serious as can be. This particular patch is a good example. The 22 Too Many Military Suicide Awareness patch calls attention to the fact that America's combat veterans continue to suffer from the fallout of war long after the fighting is done.
This patch reminds of a startling statistic released by the Veterans Administration (VA) suggesting that as many as 22 veterans die by suicide every day. Whether or not the number is completely true remains a source of debate. But even one suicide is too many. Our combat veterans need our help and support.
Wearing this patch on your jacket or vest will not change anything for vets on its own. But it will help raise awareness. And the more people who are aware of what is happening with our vets, the more likely they are to get involved by donating their time, money, and resources. The patch will also be a constant reminder to you of your own responsibility to help where you can.
There's nothing fancy or artsy about this patch. That's by design. There should be nothing to take away from the importance of the message. Though brief, '22 Too Many' is a statement too powerful to ignore. Each one of those veterans represented by the idea is a son or daughter. Many of them are husbands and wives, fathers and mothers, and sisters and brothers.
Be sure to attach this biker patch to your clothing by sewing it in place. It is the perfect size to fit above your left or right breast pocket or the back pocket of a pair of jeans. If you wear a denim jacket, it will look good on either side of the collar.
Thick Thighs Save Lives Funny Iron-On Patch
How do you feel about women with buxom figures? How about men with monster thighs? If you are a fan of either, we have a biker patch for you. It says 'Thick Thighs Save Lives'.
We cannot take credit for this one. The phrase has been the stuff of internet memes for a couple of years now. But we can take credit for giving you a funny biker patch to put on your jeans or vest.
We did a little digging around to see if we could find out the origins of the phrase. We failed. Some people attribute it to anime, the Japanese version of cartoon animation. Others assign it to Ashley Graham's social media behavior. Still others attribute it to the workout culture.
Regardless of its source, the phrase plays on scientific data that suggests people with thicker thighs are at lower risk for heart disease. But before you jump up and down with joy, there's a caveat: it appears as though you need to have thick thighs built on muscle mass. If it's little muscle and more fat, the benefits apparently aren't there.
Now that you know the basics of 'thick thighs save lives', you can do with it as you please. Whether you believe it or not is up to you. As for our biker patch, it's the perfect size for the back pocket of your favorite pair of jeans. It is the ideal patch if you fill your jeans with thick thighs. And if that's the case, perhaps you want a patch for every pair of jeans in your closet. We don't mind. We have plenty to sell.
As always, you are getting a high-quality biker patch that should provide many years of reliable service. So buck up and place your order today.
Fuck Your Feelings Patch
Ambiguity has its merits. For instance, sometimes you want to say something without actually coming out and saying it. You want to leave people guessing as to your meaning. If that's your style, check out the Fuck Your Feelings patch. It is part of our funny biker patches collection.
A person can take the message in any number of ways. We won't try to tell you what it means because it could mean different things to different people. That's the beauty of ambiguity. You get to say what you want, and mean every word of it, while someone else takes it to mean something else.
We can say one thing about the message here: the feelings of others may or may not matter to you. Depending on how you take it, others' feelings might be the most important thing in your life. On the other hand, you might not give a rat's ass. Either way, that's your right. God bless America!
The Fuck Your Feelings patch measures just 4 x 1.5 inches. Though small, it packs a punch. If you cannot think of a good place to put it, might we suggest the back pocket of a pair of jeans? Anyone paying attention while you walk by is going to look anyway, so you might just as well give them something to look at.
If your jeans don't work, take a look at your biker vest or jacket. The chances are good your denim vest has pockets on both sides. They work. If you are looking at a leather jacket, the left or right breast works, too.
Fuck your feelings says it all. Exactly what it says is up to you. Whether you want to make people laugh or cry, this particular biker patch offers the opportunity for both.
Old Skool Motorcycle Skull Embroidered Iron on Biker Patch
Everything new eventually gets old, right? That being the case, the biker culture of the 40s, 50s, and 60s is now considered old school. It is still the only way to go for a lot of bikers though. If that sounds like you, the Old Skool Motorcycle Skull embroidered iron-on biker patch might just be the patch you've been looking for.
This is a back patch measuring 11 x 9.9 inches. It features the typical biker skeleton donning his leathers and riding a chopper. An orange background could simulate the sun. Who knows? At the bottom of the patch is a banner with '13' on each end and 'Old Skool' in the middle.
There is some debate in the biker community about the meaning of the number 13. We won't get into that right now. As for what it means to be old school, it is all about the postwar culture of days gone by.
An old school biker often has grease under his nails because he works on his own bike. He knows every part inside and out. An old school biker lives for the road. Their destination is not nearly as important as the ride to get there.
It has been said that you will never find old school bikers at coffee shops or ice cream stands. They aren't into social trends and modern thinking. They are big proponents of honor, loyalty, respect, and trust. And yes, old-school bikers are a charitable bunch.
Admittedly, the Old Skool Motorcycle Skull patch doesn't reflect all that. But if you are old school, it doesn't matter. You know what the phrase means. Put this patch on your leather jacket or vest and you'll be easily identified by other old-school bikers. You're part of a club that has withstood the test of time.
Sugar Skull with Beard Large Back Patch
And now for something completely different, we offer you a biker patch that could be unlike anything else you have ever seen. We call it the Sugar Skull with Beard large back patch. If you know what this patch depicts, you are in the minority. Not a lot of people have seen a genuine Sugar Skull, let alone know what it actually is.
Before we get to that part, this 8.3 x 12-inch back patch is easily one of the most colorful patches in our collection. It has got a little bit for everyone. What makes it truly unusual is the beard – that's not something you see every day on skulls. But it works here.
So, what is a sugar skull? It is known as a 'calavera' in Spanish. It is a small, decorative skull usually made of either sugar or clay and used as part of Mexico's Day of the Dead celebration. The same Spanish word can be applied to a variety of artistic skull creations.
Some of the more ornate sugar skulls and not only painted, but also decorated with feathers, colored foil, and beads. Those intended for consumption can be decorated with anything from nuts to chocolates and small pieces of fruit.
The calavera is all about color. You can see that in this biker patch. If nothing else, the Sugar Skull with Beard backpack will get your attention with colors from every part of the spectrum. You haveyour red, green, yellow, blue, and more.
So many colors make the patch ideal for blue denim or either black or brown leather. Nothing is off limits here. When you choose this back patch for your vest or jacket, you are getting a high-quality patch that really makes a statement. This one definitely will not go unnoticed.
Jester Skull Large Back Patch
We are all scared of something, right? Some people are afraid of the dark. Others are scared by thunderstorms. Some people are even afraid of clowns. If you're one of them, the Jester Skull large back patch is probably not the best choice for your vest or jacket. For everyone else though, welcome aboard.
The image on this patch is truly indescribable. It starts with the nasty looking skull biker patches are known for. Next, the artist threw in some clown paint along with a black and white striped clown suit. They topped it off with a red and black jesters hat complete with bells shaped like miniature skulls.
What makes this patch so creepy are the eyes. The image is angled slightly downward so that it looks like the eyes are peering up at you. The red clown paint around the eyes makes them stand out even more. Get a few beers in you and this patch could really creep you out.
We have some pictures showing this back patch affixed to a leather vest. It really looks fantastic. The contrast of the black and white against black leather makes the image jump out at you from every angle. In terms of how it contrasts with the leather, this may be one of the best back patches we have. Incidentally, it measures 8.7 x 12 inches.
The patch is narrow enough that you could fit smaller patches on either side. It could support top and bottom rockers, too. However, the Jester Skull large back patch is certainly strong enough to stand on its own.
If you are into all things creepy and you love motorcycles, we are guessing this would be an excellent choice as your back patch. Sew it on with a needle and thread and then stand back and wait for the reactions.
Jester Clown Skull Large Patch
Attention all you bikers who love creepy images capable of peeling paint. We have a couple of super creepy patches that you're going to love, including the Jester Clown Skull large patch. This one comes in at 8.7 x 12 inches. It's as tall as any of our other back patches but not quite as wide.
As far as creepiness is concerned, this one has it all. It has the skull with a bright red tongue hanging out of its mouth. The skull's bony face is adorned with clown paint. He is also wearing a black and white striped something or other across his shoulders. And for the pièce de resistance we have a purple and gold jester's hat.
Here's betting some of your macho biker friends aren't all that fond of clowns. Some people just don't like them. Ditto for jesters. Put the two together and you have a truly disturbing image capable of wreaking havoc on the brain. If that's your thing, go for it.
We have to admit, this particular patch would look fantastic with a DILLIGAF rocker over the top. Look that up if you don't know what it means. It will make perfect sense once you figure it out.
Rest assured you will get plenty of faithful service from this high-quality embroidered patch. It features soft velvet fabric, a tough plastic backing, and 100% rayon thread for the embroidery. It is a good-looking patch that deserves a place on the back of your jacket or vest.
It's going to look fantastic on either leather or denim. Black leather would be our first choice, but that's just us. Whatever you do, we recommend against trying to iron the patch to a leather jacket. Heat could damage the leather. Break out that needle and thread. You'll be better off that way.
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