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Irony is a wonderful thing. It is the source of amusement and introspection. It can make us laugh, cry, or wander around confused. The thing about irony is that it always has an impact. Here's a case in point: a biker patch that says "Deep Down I Am Shallow".



It is a play on words, for starters. Think about it. How can a shallow person dig deeply enough to know that they are truly shallow? The very same truth is the source of the irony here. If you don't get it, don't worry. It is not worth hurting your brain over.



Some people are shallow by nature. It is not right or wrong. It just is. Others are so deep that nobody can keep up with them. Again, it's not right or wrong. The depth or shallowness of your core being is part of who you are. Go with it. Embrace it. Proudly be the deep or shallow person the good Lord intended you to be.



As for this particular biker patch, it's a rectangular patch measuring 4 x 1.5 inches. You have seen these biker patches before. They aren't big enough to be back patches, but they are the perfect size for filling in that blank space on the front of a shirt, vest, or jacket.



We would also like to point out that the embroidered patches we sell aren't just for bikers. Anybody who is into embroidery and patch collecting will find pieces worth buying at The Cheap Place. This patch is a perfect example of that.



Whether you are truly shallow or not, display this patch anywhere on your clothing and you're likely to get some laughs. If you ever notice a guy staring at the patch and scratching his head, you'll know why.

Have you ever felt like people don't really know who you are? Maybe people are convinced you are hilariously funny when you know you're not. Truth be told, you are actually a pretty mean person. Well, now there is an iron-on patch just for you. The I'm Actually Not Funny I'm Mean and People Think I'm Joking patch says it all.



We get it. You are just trying to be yourself and all you get are laughs. People cannot understand how you can be so funny without any professional training. But deep inside, you despise each and every one of them. If they only knew just how mean you were, they would be crying.



All sarcasm aside, this is one of those funny biker patches that tends to make people smile. We all have that little mean streak inside. It's just that for some people, their natural tendency to be mean turns out to be kind of funny. Maybe that's not right. Perhaps it's perfectly acceptable. That is up to you to decide.



While you wrestle with all of that, you might want to know that this patch measures 4 x 1.5 inches. Its rectangular shape makes it ideal for mounting it like a badge on a shirt, jacket, or vest. The white-on-black color scheme is neutral, so it will go with just about anything.



If you plan to mount the patch on a leather vest or jacket, do yourself a favor and don't try to iron it on. Hot irons can damage leather without much effort. Instead, get yourself the smallest needle that will pierce your leather and the patch without bending. Combine it with some good black thread and you will have the patch sewn on in no time.

Do you live by the creed that loud pipes save lives? If so, we have a rather unique patch set that displays that very message across the back of a leather jacket or vest. This isn't just one biker patch. It is a set of four patches that, when displayed together, tell the entire world just how you feel about loud pipes on your bike.



Each patch comprises one of the words in the phrase. Although sizes vary slightly, the average size among all four is 2.5 x 7.5 inches. The lettering is black with a white outline, placed against a black border. There will be no misunderstanding the message.



You could put this patch set on the back of your jacket or vest with or without a back patch. With, you could treat the Loud Pipes Save Lives set as upper and lower rockers. Put two of the words above your back patch and the other two below. Without a back patch, just arrange all four words from top to bottom to complete the phrase.



Like all the biker patches we sell, the patches in this set are best mounted with needle and thread. A high-quality black thread should hold nicely while disappearing into the background and border. If you are really good at sewing, you can completely hide the thread altogether. We also recommend using the smallest diameter needle that will not bend. The smaller the diameter, the easier the sewing task will be.



Loud pipes do save lives to the extent that they make bikers more noticeable. Mount this patch set on your jacket or vest as a way of explaining why your pipes are so loud. Don't be just a biker with a loud machine. Be an educator, too!

Have you ever had an idea you suspected might be bad but you wanted to try anyway? We have the perfect biker patch for you. Wearing it says you recognize a bad idea when you see one. No, wait. The patch talks about a terrible idea. It matters not to you. You are ready to get started.



Just do yourself a favor and don't do anything the rest of us wouldn't do. Otherwise, you're going to need an entirely different biker patch to explain away whatever you did. Do that too many times and you may need to buy an entire biker patch store just to make sense of it all.



All kidding aside, this is one of those funny biker patches bound to get a chuckle out of most people. We've all done stupid things. We have all embraced terrible ideas despite knowing full well just how bad they were. It is part of being human.



We think this might be one of those funny biker patches people wear just because they can. They can admit to doing stupid things without having to be ashamed about it. And why not? If we can't laugh at ourselves, then we've got more serious problems than we realize.



At any rate, this patch measures 4 x 1.5 inches. It is small enough to fit nicely over a breast pocket or on the front of a baseball cap. You might get creative and sew it to your leather chaps, a pair of jeans, a knit cap, or even the back of one of your leather gloves. Put it wherever it suits you best.



And if someone tells you that your chosen location is a terrible idea, you've made your point. That's the way you role.

Now here's a biker patch that could go either way. Being ringmaster of the shitshow could be good if you happen to love the world around you. If you havereservations about what you see and hear, being the ringmaster may not be such a good occupation. You decide for yourself.



This is one of those funny iron-on biker patches that gets lots of laughs. It starts a lot of conversations, too. Just imagine how many people will see it on your leathers and instantly want to stop and commiserate with you about everything that's going on in the world. The temptation is almost too much to resist.



As with all our biker patches, the Ringmaster of the Shitshow patch features high quality embroidery and top-of-the-line materials. You are getting a high-quality product at a pretty low price. There is nothing wrong with that. In fact, it is getting hard to find good quality these days. But that is a different post entirely.



For now, what you need to know is that this biker patch belongs on your person. So buy one and sew it to whatever piece of biker clothing you think it fits with best. Then wear it proudly. As the ringmaster, you will demand the attention of an audience wherever you go. Just make sure you make the show worth their while.

We all make bad decisions, right? Like that time you climbed up the flag pole at the major tourist destination. Later on, after you were charged with trespassing, you made the excuse that you only did it because your friend told you to. Ah… memories. Those were good times, weren't they?



Let's face it, bad decisions are part of life. Some of them are so bad that they haunt us for the rest of our lives. But others, not so much. They are bad at the time, but they also make for great stories we can look back on and laugh at. That being the case, we have a funny biker patch commemorating every bad decision you've ever made.



The Bad Decisions Make Good Stories funny iron-on patch tells it like it is. It's part admission that you've done some dumb things in your life and part admission that you know how to laugh at yourself. Truth be told, this is one biker patch all of us could display proudly and always be telling the truth. You'd be lying if you said that you never made bad decisions, or that none of your bad decisions ended up in funny stories.



As always, we recommend using needle and thread no matter where you decide to display this patch. Whether you choose the breast pocket of your denim vest, your favorite pair of jeans, a casual shirt, or your leather jacket, needle and thread is the best way to keep it secure for as long as you own that article of clothing.



If you are going with leather, we recommend using the smallest diameter needle capable of penetrating the leather without bending. Smaller diameter needles are easier to work with when you're sewing on biker patches.

Ask the average guy on the street to describe the typical biker and you are likely to hear about a big, burly man with a long beard, plenty of tattoos, and a few extra pounds. What you're not likely to here is the description of a woman. For whatever reasons, we don't tend to think of bikers and women in the same realm.



Well, we have a small biker patch that addresses this very dichotomy. It is a 4 x 1.5-inch patch displaying its message loudly and clearly with white block lettering on a back background. It states: Never Underestimate the Power of a Woman That Can Ride a Motorcycle. Is any further explanation required?



Anyone capable of handling a top-of-the-line Harley is tough as nails, regardless of sex. So why would anyone underestimate a female biker? If she hasthe goods, she hasthe goods. She can open up that throttle and ride with the best of them. For a lot of biker guys, that's even a turn-on. If they can't date a biker, they won't date anyone at all.



So what about this patch? Where do you mount it? Your first choice might be a vest or jacket. You can sew it to leather, denim, or any other material that floats your boat. Sew it to the front of your jacket, above the right or left breast. Or put it on the back, just underneath your back patch.



If that doesn't work for you, try the back pocket of a pair of jeans. Sew it to a work shirt, a baseball cap, or even your leather saddlebags. There is no right or wrong location. The key is to find a location that everyone is going to see.

Nothing quite beats the sound of a Harley with a purring engine and loud pipes. In fact, the louder the pipes, the better for bikers. As this biker patch says, "loud pipes save lives." It is one of the fundamental truths of riding a motorcycle in traffic.



It's true that loud pipes annoy some people. But hey, you can't make everyone happy. Loud pipes are like gold to bikers because the noise they generate makes it easier for other motorists to know they are around. And given how difficult it can be to see a motorcycle in traffic, anything a biker can do to make themself known is a good idea. Thus, the loud pipes.



So, do you own a bike? And if you do, how loud are your pipes? Whether they are as loud as you want them or not, let the world know how you feel about loud pipes by affixing this patch to your jacket or vest. It measures just 4 x 1.75 inches so it will fit just about anywhere you have an open piece of fabric. The white-on-black color scheme offers the kind of contrast you need to guarantee other people will see it.



The Loud Pipes Save Lives biker patch features 100% Rayon thread, a twill fabric base, and a durable plastic backing. Although the backing also has a heat-activated glue, we recommend against trying to glue the patch to leather. The glue and hot iron can potentially damage leather, so you're better off sewing the patch in place instead. Use the thinnest gauge needle you can – it will make sewing easier.



Loud pipes really do save lives. By making a lot of noise, you make other drivers around you aware. Remember that next time someone complains about how loud your bike is.