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$1 a piece Wholesale Patches that describe your personality and character, AKA About Me

These Patches usually say something about the person wearing it. Describing the character or personality or taste of the patch bearer.

I Carry A Gun Because A Cop Is Too Heavy Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Carry A Gun Because A Cop Is Too Heavy Patch

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Some Will Never Like And I Will Never Give A Fuck Patch

Some Will Never Like and I Will Never Give A Fuck Patch

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Made In USA With Irish Parts Patch | Embroidered Patches

Made In USA With Irish Parts Funny Iron on Patch

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Being An Adult Is The Dumbest Thing I've Done Patch | Embroidered Patches

Being An Adult Is The Dumbest Thing I've Done Funny Iron on Patch

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Warning Boocoo Dinky Dau Vietnam Vet Patch | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches

Warning Boocoo Dinky Dau Patch

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I Do What I Want Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Do What I Want Funny Iron on Patch

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I Would Rather Be Tried By 12 Than Carried By 6 Patch In Red | Embroidered Patches

I Would Rather Be Tried By 12 Than Carried By 6 Patch In Red

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Done It All But Can't Remember It All Funny Patch | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches

Done It All But Can't Remember It All Patch

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Sunshine And Fuckin Rainbows Patch

Sunshine and Fuckin Rainbows Patch

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Some Call It Adventure I Call It My Way Of Life Patch

Some Call It Adventure I Call It My Way Of Life Patch

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I'm Not Afraid Of A Little Power Between My Legs Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm not Afraid of a Little Power Between My Legs Patch

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My Husband Is The Hottest Biker I Know Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Husband Is The Hottest Biker I Know Patch

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I'm Not Totally Useless I Can Be Used As A Bad Example Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Totally Useless I Can Be Used As A Bad Example Funny Iron on Patch

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US Veteran I Did And Others Didn't Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

US Veteran It's Not Like I can and Others Can't It's that I did and Others Didn't Patch

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Warning Medicated For Your Protection Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Medicated For Your Protection Funny Iron on Patch

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Warning I Don't Dial 911 Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning I Don't Dial 911 Patch

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I Think You Would Drive Better With That Phone Shoved Up Your Ass Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Think You Would Drive Better With That Phone Shoved Up Your Ass Iron on Funny Patch

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Christian Biker I Ride With Jesus Patch | Embroidered Patches

Christian Biker I Ride With Jesus Patch

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I Don't Have An Anger Problem You Have A Pissing Me Off Problem Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Have An Anger Problem You Have A Pissing Me Off Problem Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Awesome Don't Question It Deal With It Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Awesome Don't Question It Deal With It Patch

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I Can't Be Good All The Time Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Can't Be Good All The Time Funny Iron on Patch

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I Don't Mind A Reasonable Amount Of Trouble Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Mind A Reasonable Amount Of Trouble Naughty Iron on Patch

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Thin Blue Line Proud Wife Patch For Law Enforcement | Embroidered Patches

Thin Blue Line Proud Wife Patch For Law Enforcement

3x2.7 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult Patch | Embroidered Patches

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult Patch

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My Vibrator Has 2 Wheels Lady Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Vibrator Has 2 Wheels Patch

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Politically Incorrect Patch

Politically Incorrect Patch

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My God Is Not Dead Patches

My God Is Not Dead Patches

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In Dog Beers I've Only Had 1 Funny Patch

In Dog Beers I've Only Had 1 Funny Patch

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I Got Your 6 Police Patch

I Got Your 6 Police Patch

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I'm Not Yelling I'm Italian Patch

I'm Not Yelling I'm Italian Funny Iron on Patch

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All I Care About Is My Motorcycle And Maybe Like Three Other People Patch

All I Care About Is My Motorcycle and Maybe Like Three Other People Patch

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I'm Not Perfect But I'm A Limited Edition Patch

I'm Not Perfect But I'm A Limited Edition Iron on Morale Patch

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If I'm Going To Hell I'm Riding My Motorcycle Patch

If I'm Going To Hell I'm Riding My Motorcycle Patch

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Riding With Jesus Patch

Riding With Jesus Christian Patch

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100 Percent For Jesus Patch

100 Percent For Jesus Christian Patch

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Medicated It's For Your Safety Patch

Medicated It's For Your Safety Patch

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I May Be Old But At Least I Got To See All The Cool Bands Patch

I May Be Old But At Least I Got To See All The Cool Bands Funny Iron on Patch

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I Love The Sound You Make When You Shut The Fuck Up Patch

I Love The Sound You Make When You Shut The Fuck Up Patch

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I Would Rather Be An Honest Asshole Than A Fucking Liar Patch

I Would Rather Be An Honest Asshole Than A Fucking Liar Naughty Iron on Patch

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Warning Random Bitch Moments Patch

Warning Random Bitch Moments Patch

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I'm One Hot Flash Away From Kicking Someone's Ass Patch

I'm One Hot Flash Away From Kicking Someone's Ass Patch

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I Voted For Trump And I Carry a Gun Patch

I Voted For Trump And I Carry a Gun Patch

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I Love Trucks, Guns and TRUMP Patch

I Love Trucks, Guns and TRUMP Patch

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I didn't serve this country for you to tell me I should be politically correct Patch

I didn't serve this country for you to tell me I should be politically correct Patch

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I'm The God Fearing Gun Toting Flag Waving Conservative You Were Warned About Patch

I'm The God Fearing Gun Toting Flag Waving Conservative You Were Warned About Patriotic Iron on Patch

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I'm Way too Hot Patch Psychotic

I'm Way too Psychotic Funny Iron on Patch

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I have the Right to Remain Silent But I lack the ability Patch

I have the Right to Remain Silent But I lack the ability Funny Iron on Patch

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Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound Patch

Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound Funny Iron on Patch

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I Don't Crash I just stop with style patch

I Don't Crash I just stop with style patch

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I Don't Snore I dream i'm a Motorcycle Patch

I Don't Snore I dream I'm a Motorcycle Patch

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Tequila Makes My Pussy Sore Patch

Tequila Makes My Pussy Sore Patch

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Some People Ride The Crazy Train I drive that Motherfucker Patch

Some People Ride The Crazy Train I drive that Motherfucker Patch

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I've Had My Patience Tested I'm Negative Patch

I've Had My Patience Tested I'm Negative Funny Iron on Patch

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I always Carry a Little Crazy With Me You Never Know When It's Going to Come in Handy Patch

I always Carry a Little Crazy With Me You Never Know When It's Going to Come in Handy Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Not Fat I'm Just Easy to See Patch

I'm Not Fat I'm Just Easy to See Patch

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I aim to Misbehave Patch

I aim to Misbehave Funny Iron on Patch

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My Sexual Preference is Often Patch

My Sexual Preference is Often Funny Iron on Patch

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If I had Balls They Would be Bigger Than Yours Patch

If I had Balls They Would be Bigger Than Yours Patch

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My Whole Life is an Elaborate Plot to Find Weed Patch

My Whole Life is an Elaborate Plot to Find Weed Funny Iron on Patch

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If you Jingle my Bells I'll give you a White Christmas Patch

If you Jingle my Bells I'll give you a White Christmas Patch

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Nipples Make Me Smile Patch

Nipples Make Me Smile Patch

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I'm Confident My Last Words will Be, Are you Fucking Kidding Me Patch

I'm Confident My Last Words will Be, Are you Fucking Kidding Me Patch

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I Identify as a Biker Patch

I Identify as a Biker Patch

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I'm Not a Vet But They Have my Respect Patch

I'm Not a Vet But They Have my Respect Patriotic Iron on Patch

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I didn't Choose the Biker Life, The Biker Life Chose Me Patch

I didn't Choose the Biker Life, The Biker Life Chose Me Patch

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You Find it Offensive I Find it Funny That's Why I'm Happier Patch

You Find it Offensive I Find it Funny That's Why I'm Happier Patch

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Does My Bike Make My Ass Look Fast Patch

Does My Bike Make My Ass Look Fast Patch

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What Scares you Excites Me Patch

What Scares you Excites Me Patch

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Proud to be a Christian in a Nation Under God Patch

Proud to be a Christian in a Nation Under God Patch

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For Entertainment Purposes Only Patch

For Entertainment Purposes Only Patch

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We Went We Fought With Honor and Pride So Leave Me Alone and Just Let me Ride Patch

We Went We Fought With Honor and Pride So Leave Me Alone and Just Let me Ride Patch

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Keep it Up I need Another Felony Conviction Patch

Keep it Up I need Another Felony Conviction Patch

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Naughty or Nice I can do both Patch

Naughty or Nice I can do both Patch

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Your Face Would Look Better Between my Legs Patch

Your Face Would Look Better Between my Legs Patch

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I Feel a Sin Coming On Patch

I Feel a Sin Coming On Funny Iron on Patch

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The More I meet People The More I love My Dog

The More I meet People The More I love My Dog

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Keep It Simple I'm Kinda Stoned Patch

Keep It Simple I'm Kinda Stoned Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm The Guy with the Gun Patch

I'm The Guy with the Gun Patch

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About to Void the Warranty Patch

About to Void the Warranty Patch

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I thought growing old would take longer Patch

I thought growing old would take longer Patch

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Discontinued Products $1 About Me Patches