Everyone loves a good funny patch. Some bikers love them so much that they cover their jackets in patches featuring hilarious sayings. Others love vulgar, offensive patches that are sure to drive away those touchy-feely people, which is exactly what they want. While some patches belong squarely in one category or another, there are many that are both very funny and very offensive. That's where this Sorry For Being So Fucking Sexy Patch is listed. It's definitely pretty funny, but because it includes the dreaded 'F-word', it's also very offensive to some people. This patch is one of the first patches to be listed in the New Offensive Patches category on The Cheap Place.
There are two ways you can wear this patch. If you're super sexy and you know it (and people comment on it all the time), you can wear this patch matter-of-fact like. Yeah, you're hot. Why not make sure people know it by pretending to be really sorry for how you look? Some people might think you're bragging, but who cares? The other way you can wear it is ironically, maybe you've got a few extra pounds or you have some feature that you think is pretty horrible. Why dwell on that? Everything that is unique about you can be sexy if you have the attitude for it. Wearing this patch certainly gives you plenty of attitude, so laugh it up. Just because you don't look like a supermodel doesn't mean you're not a sexy son of a bitch.
No matter how you look at it, this is a fun patch to wear. It measures 4 by 1.5 inches, so it will fit in many spots on your jacket, vest, or other item.
