If you're from a small town, then you know how judgmental these little communities can be and how difficult it can be to fit in if you're a little different. Many times you might find yourself thinking that there are an abundance of assholes in such a small place. If you're looking for a way to show your general dislike of the situation without protesting too much verbally, then you might be interested in the For a Small Town It Sure Has A Lot of Assholes patch. This is a relatively small patch that measures 4 by 1.5 inches and is available in The Cheap Place's funny patch collection.
This rectangular patch is simple in design with white lettering standing out in stark contrast to the black background. It can easily be ironed or sewn on, or even both, depending on what you are putting it on or how well you want to make sure it is attached to the item. Theoretically you could put this patch on almost anything from a jacket or vest to a pair of jeans or a T-shirt. It might even be good to add a little flair to something like a Halloween costume or riding outfit.
The fun thing about this one, though, is that when you wear this patch in a small town, everyone who reads it will make the assumption that you are referring to them as being assholes. It's a double edged sword, and you will most likely end up offending at least one or two different people when you wear it. This way, you can know that you are making a statement about the kind of people who are in a small town, and you can smile when you're out in public while you wonder if anyone will catch on.
