This Patch is Perfect for Mark Twain

Does Not Golf Well With Others PatchThere are a lot of great items in the IT-Patches section. Some are funny and some are stupid; some are vulgar while others are harmless; some just seem out of place. Such is the case with the Does Not Golf Well With Others patch. It's a 4-inch piece consisting of white lettering on a black background,  and just big enough to be seen without being overpowering.

I say that it seems out of place because of all the rest of the patches The Cheap Place carries. Most of the company's patches are aimed clearly at bikers or military types, yet out of nowhere comes this patch designed specifically for golfers. Now, I don't know about you, but I can't remember the last time I was at the golf course and noticed a foursome of Hell's Angels playing ahead of me. It just doesn't happen!

So I'm assuming this patch is best for those petulant golfers looking to adorn their hats, visors, or even their golf bags. They wouldn't dare sew it to one of their polo shirts - that would destroy "the look" - but they have plenty of other options available. The nice thing is that it can be glued into place with a hot iron, or sewn on if you prefer that method.

Regardless, this patch makes the perfect accessory because it warns others in your foursome of your propensity to grumble, curse, and even make your golf clubs airborne. All I can say is, "fore!"

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